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"So girls," 発言しました mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down. 
"So why'd we have to 移動する to Britain?" asked Erin. 
"Well maybe あなた can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green. 
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other. 
"Since when does that happen." they 発言しました in unison. 
"Why don't あなた go explore the house." 発言しました Mrs. Green. 
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with ゴールド and 虹 streaks. 
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A 馬 tail brushed...
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posted by misscrazel
"Belinda!" I yelled my face was hot from running and I could hardly breath. Her name echoed through the hall. "Belinda!"
Crap. My teacher. There wasn't anything else I could do. So I kept running. I slammed into her as hard as I could. She stumbled off balance. Perfect. I slipped past. I grabbed Belinda's arm. She took a step back. I ロスト my grip and fell. Belinda fell backwards onto me. I wrapped my arms around her. I flipped her towards me. She banged her head against mine. I kissed her. She squirmed away and ran into the girls...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are あなた ready for 秒 yet?"

"Are あなた going to come again 次 time?"

"It's a little dry, do あなた still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do あなた think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by spongefan612
This is a poem I wrote :D

My beloved, let the leaves fall.
Yes! This leaf is beautiful. I shall treasure it.
Where are you? Oh, there あなた are.
If あなた 愛 me back, let another leaf fall.
*another leaf falls*
Thank you.
*Dad comes in*
Ignore the cacophony of my father's shrieks, darling.
I 愛 you.

LOL... What did I just write?

Derp. My writer's block has been cured!

I wrote this because leaves kept falling and then I did weird things x3
 What if...
What if...
Phrases あなた have probably heard/said in あなた life from various 人気 songs. Winner of who 発言しました the most gets 50 props.
If I ruled the world…
Don’t あなた ever feel like your less than perfect to me.
Why あなた asking all them questions?
You seem so innocent…….
Life’s what あなた make it, so let’s make it rock.
The stars are shining.
If I was your boyfriend… *Well maybe if you’re a girl you’ve never 発言しました that. Except if あなた were lesbo*
You don’t know you’re beautiful.
I want to be a rock star.
People always say that my music’s loud.
Love the way あなた lie.
You build me up, あなた break...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Battle of Wits
Subuddhi and Kubuddhi were always trying to get the better of each other. One day, in October, Kubuddhi saw a マンゴー growing on his tree. He knocked it down, wrapped it in a cloth and waited for Subuddhi to come by. When he did he called out to him. "I have a riddle for you," he said. "Can あなた tell me what フルーツ is wrapped in this cloth? If あなた guess correctly あなた may take anyone thing from my house that あなた can carry out with your two hands; if あなた fail I'll come to your house and carry away something."
"All right," 発言しました Subuddhi, always ready to match his wits with Kubuddhi. "It...
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上, ページのトップへ 10 signs your partner needs a vacation

1) He keeps handcuffing himself によって accident.

2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.

3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."

5) He wants あなた to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6) He keeps asking あなた if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.

9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

10) He wants to hear less talk and もっと見る 音楽 on the police channel
 Brought to あなた によって trent-lover123
Brought to you by trent-lover123
Nurse:I didn't do any thing yet???
Nurse:your leg is....

Alexa:every thing your eyes あなた mouth your four head well every thing...
Alexa:are あなた sure are あなた really sure about that?
*Alexa is blushing*
Alexa:your so flattering Ichigo.
*still blushing*
ALEXA:oh just stop it your making me blush....
*Ichigo starts blushing*
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before あなた read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, または even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take あなた down a dark road - one that once あなた start, あなた can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull あなた out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
my thoughts at the moment..

i dont know what people see anymore.
i think もっと見る people decide what it is they really saw, jsut to make them feel better.
Because anything can be anything あなた want it to be.

i dont think あなた relize it when your changing, because your always feeling normal, its takes someone to look at you, that someone doesn't have to know you, to tell あなた your wrong about self.

The biggest mistake あなた can make it letting someone too close, because like newtons first law, one will continue to do whatever it is doing unless a force interuppts. That force can be anything....
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posted by kk99aa
*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*

I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I 発言しました as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a 秒 i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop...
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posted by Mallory101
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
あなた may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world
that あなた would die for.

2.. At least 15 people in this world
愛 あなた in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate あなた
is because they want to
be just like you.

4. A smile from あなた can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.

5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about あなた
before they go to sleep.

6. あなた mean the world to someone.

7. あなた are special and unique.

8. Someone that あなた don't even know exists loves you.

9. When あなた make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When あなた think the world
has turned its back on あなた
take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments あなた received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
Welcome of my ハロウィン inspired movie reviews.

I been 読書 many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his ハロウィン review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the 映画 became worse and worse.. Even after ハロウィン H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A green 1970 Ford マスタング, マストン was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing 次 to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that マスタング, マストン in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: あなた done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. あなた two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What...
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one 年 behind in this show.. But now that their 表示中 every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).

It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a 表示する like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
(I made this around two years 前 and never finished it so..... HERE あなた GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, 百足, ムカデ and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed によって Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out あなた hate someone. No, not just hate. あなた FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, あなた wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then あなた be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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1) when meeting them for the frist time walk up to him/her and say "thanks あなた for having me, i will try not to bit あなた または the....others" like a evil sad little girl/boy

2) if ur teachers yell at you, または u get into a fight in front of him.her say "fine, i'll just go back to my bunny friends" then stand tall and look proud an say "i'm a bad bunny."

3) be frist in line all the time, and if someone is infront of あなた start a debat on who should be frist

4)ask the teacher to hold your hand while going down the stairs. re-peat this untill they say no then start crying and say "did ur father/mother do...
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