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posted by fanfly
 How do they do that?
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a ファンポップ banner but doesn't know where to start.


You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint ショップ Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.




Create your banner template

Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG

The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when あなた add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use 次 time.

 または あなた can just use this template! But make sure to click on it to get the full size.
Or あなた can...
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posted by nmdis
"Last Call"


Hello, hello I'm searchin' for a man
With 愛 filled eyes and them healing hands
Hello, hello I've been waiting for so long
Don't disconnect me cause it's my last call

For help...yeah help
For help...

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect my change,
Cause Lord I'm calling on Your name

Don't wanna leave, don't wanna say goodbye
Still fifteen 分 for my thrity-five
And where's this good in goodbye?
Cause talking to あなた is bringing me...

This life...yeah life
This life...yeah

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, または mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...
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posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when あなた tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. 削除 any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. あなた need to listen to us
6. if あなた going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i 愛 you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if あなた get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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posted by KateKicksAss
This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
Credit: link




"Today, I went to the 映画 with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to 登録する us. We've been together for two years. FML"


"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy または a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the...
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posted by EminemAddict09
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that あなた "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for ランダム times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Wanda5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the 次 button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR フレンズ THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF あなた GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM あなた AND LET あなた HAVE YOUR 宇宙 FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD あなた DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF あなた SAW A BUNCH OF ランダム PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO あなた WANT TO BE WHEN あなた GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO あなた THINK WHEN あなた SEE THE PERSON あなた LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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posted by shadow_luver
i made this all up

1. dress up as jason then get a chainsaw and make it look like あなた killing there son/daughter while all your doing is squerting ketchup on him/her


2. go to their house and tell the husband I 愛 あなた TO __________say his/HER NAME

3.go to their house and tell them WHO ATE ALL MY PICKLES


4.go to their house act like あなた dont know them and then yell outt OMFG IM NEIGHBORS WITH GOERGE LOPEZ


5.go to their house say あなた got a job on the news then tell them that they should be wearing something warm but acually its gonna be swimming weather


6.go to their house say that theres no more...
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posted by milorox18
YOUR GUY SIDE:


(X)You 愛 hoodies.

(X)You 愛 jeans.

()Dogs are better than cats.
(X)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X)You've played with/against boys on a team.

()Shopping is torture.
()Sad 映画 suck.

()You own/ed an X-Box.

()Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

()At some point in time あなた wanted to be a firefighter.

(X)You own/ed a DS, PS2 または Sega.

(X)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(X)You watch sports on TV.

Gory 映画 are cool.

(X)You go to your dad for advice.

()You own like a trillion baseball caps.

(X)You like going to high school football...
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1.Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering, "Shut up! dammit! all of あなた just shut up".

2.Whistle the first 7 notes of 'it's a small world' incessantly.

3.Crack open your ブリーフケース または purse, and while peering inside asked,"Got enough air in there?"

4.Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wears your upside-down.

5.When arriving at your floor,grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open によって themselves.

6.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call あなた an admiral.

7.On the highest floor,hold the door open...
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posted by wild-bby
Round One

It's a Man's world

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened によって the time she brings it.

Why is Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows men to stand closer to the キッチン sink.

How do あなた know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with: "A man once told me..."

Why do men break wind もっと見る than women?
Because women can't shut up long...
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posted by Smib
1
Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

2
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

3
40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

4
315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

5
On the average, 12 newborns will be 与えられた to the wrong parents daily.

6
Chocolate kills dogs! True, チョコレート affects a dog's ハート, 心 and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

7
Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

8
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Hi. Here are some ランダム lessons.

1. Smiles are better than frowns.

2. A friendly greeting to a friend または even someone あなた barely know can make a big difference.

3. Making your loved ones happy is もっと見る vaulable than any material item.

4. Being happy with the people あなた 愛 is worth もっと見る than all the money in your wallet combined.

5. Even when things get bad an optimistic attitude and hard working dedication can make things better.

6. Being 安全, 安全です is important, just don't overthink everything.

7. Calling bullies the things they call あなた in response won't make things better.

8. It's good to be nice to everybody, even the people who act bad. Being kinder than the bad guys can inspire them to change their ways.

9. Respecting opinions is important even if あなた highly disagree with other peoples' opinions.

10. People shouldn't be mocked for being unique as long as they don't do anything morally wrong.
Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a 日 off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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posted by BJsRealm
This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.
Both tobacco/cigarettes&alcohol are legal drugs,available in any store all over the world.Cannabis is still illegal in most countries.Smoking&breathing tobacco causes a lung cancer&alcoholism leads to liver cancer yet both is legal!Cannabis is the cure!
1. we dont just like bad boys! i dont know who thought that girls only like bad guys we just dont like goody to shoes!
2. we like it if あなた make the first move.
3. we dont admit to liking あなた because we dont want to be rejected.
4. we dont mind if your not fit (buut we 愛 it if あなた are.)
5. we melt over funny guys.
6. we 愛 it if あなた approach not the oter way around.
7. we find small guys cute (well i do anyways!)
8. we dont like it when guys are full of them selves.
9. we hate it when あなた say "i think you'll find lots of girls like me!" (ANNOYING!)
10. we dont like cheaters, after cheating on...
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posted by deathding
Lives. What do あなた think of them? Have あなた ever found true happiness? Did あなた ever lose something valuable to you? Is there something constantly saying to あなた on your mind, "Please Don't Happen!"
Well, those all make your emotions deep. It's actually pretty obvious, when somebody steals the last cookie from the cookie jar, あなた get mad. Not on a personal level but anger gets induced into you.
Now, you're probably 読書 this and wondering what the hell I'm talking about. Well, my life.
I am not going to complain that it sucks and everything is so boring and nobody has a soul, but there are just...
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posted by a11-swift
i made sandwiches last night… but after clearing up.. the start of a horrible night begins…

i went outside of my house to clear the trash and suddenly had a traumatic tummy ache… the pain was so bad that i stopped whatever i did and went to the toilet.. in the process.. my nose and throat ( both on the inside ) suddenly got very very itchy and irritated…. suddenly my eyes start to swell.. i can feel my eyes going smaller and smaller… i was still in the process of you-know-what…. all of a sudden my nose started filling up with mucus and my throat with phlegm… i cant breathe.. i...
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I know a lot of people hate/dislike characters from a lot of things. Tv shows,anime,video games and so on. But! If there is one reason that they use that annoys me is the fact that they "get in the way" of a certain couple または pairing. (Crackshipping または Fanon pairing are included in this.)

You DO NOT hate a character または anyone in real life for "getting in the way" of people あなた want to get together. It's annoying and quite frankly mean.

For example,Juvia from Fairy Tail gets hated on for a couple of reasons. One of them being that she gets in the way of GRAYLU. Here's the thing. GrayLu isn't...
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