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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t あなた judge によって the cover it’s so far from what あなた see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on あなた to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give あなた something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m 芝居 out

Set me free, I’m ready to 表示する you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a 表示する what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m 芝居 out

Welcome to a new...
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posted by Invincible321
For all those who don't understand why people cut, this is for you. I get it. I completely understand. When you're depressed, あなた need an outlet. You're so empty and numb that あなた need to feel something, and since あなた refuse to feel happy, あなた cut yourself to feel pain. That sounds completely wrong, but, who knows? Maybe it really works. It becomes an addiction. あなた can't go with out feeling that pain. And everytime, あなた have to cut deeper and deeper to feel the same way. Feel the way that あなた strive for. Just feel anything. Soon enough, everything around あなた becomes a weapon of self-destruction....
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posted by JonasLuver1
1.Whats your full name? – Jessica Drew William
2.How big is your bed? - normal
3.What are あなた listening to right now? – See No もっと見る – Joe Jonas
4.What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? - 7755
5.What was the last thing あなた ate? – crunchy ネコ (:
6.Last person あなた hugged? – My half-Sister <3
7.How is the weather right now? - cool
8.Who was the last person あなた talked to on the phone? - My BF
9.What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? - Smile または Eyes
10.Favorite type of Food. - Fast 食 :]
11.Do あなた want children?- Yea but not now.
12.Do あなた drink? – No sir(:
13.Ever...
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posted by moodystuff449
Chapter 6:

An Old Enemy, a New Ally

Though Ashtaroth and I went back and forth on for quite a while, I finally gave in to going to sleep and continuing in the morning. It would have been nearly pitch black if I couldn't see in the dark. I sat with my back against the brick ウォール of the alley staring up at the stars. The milky white outline of the Moon stood out completely against the murky ink-black sky. It was a thin crescent moon, as thin as thread. I was up so late that I had actually watched the moon as it traveled across the sky. The air was cold and crisp and every time あなた breathed frost...
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posted by samuraibond005
I hate facebook, I hate that game they call 'fart', I hate how my dad had to drag me out to play it, I hate his lack of understanding the fact that I do in fact like talking to my フレンズ online and that I have a reason for it, I hate ignorance, I hate people that have to have their own way, I have being shoved into a corner, I hate my math class, I hate having to walk to school in the cold, I hate the idiots at school, I hate closed minded people, I hate society and I hate the government. But above all I hate a lack of morals. Why cant people just be like they used to, stick to a code of honor?...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy くま, クマ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. あなた hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as あなた can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say あなた were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a ランダム person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive あなた cheated on me with that whore" and point to a ランダム girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If あなた are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If あなた are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz または dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
posted by Trent-lover123
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a バナナ peel* Kikio:Are あなた ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did あなた see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that あなた like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are あなた a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are あなた female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are あなた male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are あなた a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do あなた like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: あなた just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to クロス the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. あなた can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 15: Fireworks

Liam was in The Nut House having a hot dog, and french fries.

Kevin: *Walks in*
Liam: *Waving to Kevin*
Kevin: *Walks over to Liam* こんにちは Liam.
Liam: What's going on Kevin?
Kevin: I'd like to ask あなた a question. Have あなた ever seen the fireworks in Lambertville?...
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So in the name of Mental Health Awareness Month, I figured and found this one 質問 about DID that I felt like answering a bit of. I will likely post some other things related to mental health over this 月 ((perhaps a review on Mental Health First Aid Training)), but I decided this was something I wanted to post and share with people to help spread some personal awareness and 書く on this kind of poorly covered disorder.

Also, I would like to say, I actually am allowing one of my alters to speak for himself for a hot 秒 since I felt it would be appropriate and useful for the sake...
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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her ピザ cut into six pieces または twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did あなた get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office キッチン one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, または add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at ホーム with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...
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posted by fanfly
 How do they do that?
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a ファンポップ banner but doesn't know where to start.


You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint ショップ Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.




Create your banner template

Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG

The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when あなた add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use 次 time.

 または あなた can just use this template! But make sure to click on it to get the full size.
Or あなた can...
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posted by nmdis
"Last Call"


Hello, hello I'm searchin' for a man
With 愛 filled eyes and them healing hands
Hello, hello I've been waiting for so long
Don't disconnect me cause it's my last call

For help...yeah help
For help...

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect my change,
Cause Lord I'm calling on Your name

Don't wanna leave, don't wanna say goodbye
Still fifteen 分 for my thrity-five
And where's this good in goodbye?
Cause talking to あなた is bringing me...

This life...yeah life
This life...yeah

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, または mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...
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posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when あなた tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. 削除 any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. あなた need to listen to us
6. if あなた going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i 愛 you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if あなた get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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posted by KateKicksAss
This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
Credit: link




"Today, I went to the 映画 with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to 登録する us. We've been together for two years. FML"


"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy または a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the...
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posted by EminemAddict09
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that あなた "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for ランダム times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Wanda5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the 次 button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR フレンズ THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF あなた GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM あなた AND LET あなた HAVE YOUR 宇宙 FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD あなた DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF あなた SAW A BUNCH OF ランダム PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO あなた WANT TO BE WHEN あなた GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO あなた THINK WHEN あなた SEE THE PERSON あなた LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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