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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced によって the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries あなた invite me in
I am the betrayal あなた could not have seen
The killer あなた thought あなた knew
One 日 I will be your mother または your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Yup. タイトル says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The ロスト Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
Cross My ハート, 心 and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell あなた I 愛 You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 日本 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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posted by invadercalliope
These 名言・格言 are 名言・格言 with differnt meanings of フェレット または just the animal.
“If a フェレット bites あなた it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the 閲覧数 are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, あなた can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to フェレット it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and フェレット it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
posted by greenstergirl
I if あなた want this to be funny, あなた might want to read または watch the harry potter 映画 and books. If あなた already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told あなた あなた had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up によって 歌う ビーチ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say あなた taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do あなた always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd あなた treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by taytrain97
User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are あなた really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can あなた speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of あなた now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: あなた are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought あなた were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by kitkat709477
If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase によって 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual 水着 issue...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one あなた may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, によって today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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posted by milorox18
REMEMBER WHEN ...

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing あなた could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

Mom (was your hero)

and Dad was the boy あなた were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?

when "War" was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

 remember when all あなた wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?
あなた want = あなた want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious によって now.

Do what あなた want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want あなた to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, あなた moron!

You're ... so manly = あなた need a shave and あなた sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all あなた ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This キッチン is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...
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Repost with my new お気に入り characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another 記事 like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my お気に入り characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C もっと見る than characters...
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Note: I own nothing. All credit goes to Dreamworks アニメーション and Netflix.


Tip = Rachel Crow.

Oh = Mark Whitten

Lucy Tucci = Ana Ortiz.

Die - Ann = Grey Griffin. ( Unknow.)

Kyle = Matt L. Jones.

Sharzod = Ron Funches.

Pom Pom = Kelly Donohue.

Smek = Nolan North

Slushious = Anna Konkle


Backrounds: Ryan Crego, Nika Futterman and Tom Kenny.

Enjoy! Want a cast list? Comment!🍭


I will post Home, the film, cast soon on the Dreamworks club.

The full background boices are coming soon.
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side によって side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now あなた understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got スプリット, 分割 into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
---
Song: link

Announcer: Everyone...
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In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up によって itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind あなた once あなた get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a 秒 thought,it wasn't until the fifth 年 that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months 前 i was ホーム alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....
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posted by Dreamtime
when あなた feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and あなた ロスト the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and あなた find あなた always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if あなた turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if あなた need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and あなた will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each 日 that あなた cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...
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posted by MJisLove4life
Who 発言しました car names don't have meanings


FORD

For
Only
Rough
Drivers


HYUNDAI

Hope
You
Understand
Nothing
Drivable
And
Inexpensive

VOLVO 🚖 🚖 🚖 🚖

🚖 Very
🚖 Odd
🚖 Looking
🚖 Vehicular
🚖 Object

PORSCHE 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Proof
🚘 Of
🚘 Rich
🚘 Spoil
🚘 Children
🚘 Having
🚘 Everything

OPEL 🚑 🚑 🚑

🚑 Old
🚑 People
🚑 Enjoying
🚑 Life

TOYOTA 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

🚨 The
🚨 One
🚨 You
🚨 Only
🚨 Trust
🚨 Always

HONDA 🚔 🚔 🚔 🚔

🚔 Hanged
🚔 Over
🚔 Now
🚔 Driving
🚔 Away

BMW 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Biggest
🚘...
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posted by Weasel1999
IV The Bathroom
Ember had been wandering aimlessly around the endless corridors and baffling twists and turns when she saw how dark it was getting outside. She would have checked her watch if she had one, but she didn’t so she hazarded a guess at it being about 10, 11 o’clock. She was exhausted and needed to find somewhere to sleep.
But first she wanted to take a shower. She hadn’t washed since she arrived at the mansion and it showed. Her soft skin which was normally a delicate pale 磁器 was now covered with a light layer of grime.
She had changed a lot since the fire. Her hair which...
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1: RPing

Now I like to RP as much as the 次 person, but when あなた RP, don't just do things like: *he walks away and doesn't say a word and then punches you*. If u keep doing that and your character doesnt talk at all, it's BORING as hell. It's really stupid and drives me freaking nuts >:(

2: The ".........." thing

That is like soooo annoying! Seriously, I mean, if u run outta crap to say then just STOP! Don't bother "........." to me, got it? Doing "......." is a waste of a message and not worth replying to. Same goes for RP's. If あなた "......." in a message to me, it WILL be trashed.

3: Using...
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1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from あなた will be painful: remember that before あなた get me.

2. Give me time to understand what あなた want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. あなた have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however あなた treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before あなた hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily...
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