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posted by milorox18
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1. When あなた get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend あなた are deaf.

4. If he asks if あなた knew how fast あなた were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if あなた can see his gun.

6. When he says あなた aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him によって his first name.

11. Pretend あなた are gay...
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I've been meaning to make this 記事 for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my お気に入り couples 一覧 before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my 一覧 to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please コメント but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The 白鳥, スワン Princess)
 "Well, there あなた have it.. everlasting love...."
"Well, there あなた have it.. everlasting love...."

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...
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posted by mandali
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A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything あなた may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope あなた like it, I've 投稿されました it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Nein-Nein
1
Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a 人気 place for suicides , The forest is a 人気 place for suicides, reportedly the most 人気 in 日本 and 秒 in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
9
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an 記事 - How to Say "I 愛 you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I 愛 you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
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1.If あなた know that the guy is a Knicks fan, get front seats to a Knicks game and then prevent him from watching the final. Send him to the refreshments stand to get あなた a コーラ instead, ensuring that he misses seeing that last crucial game-winning basket.

2.Take him to a chick flick marathon. If that isn't annoying enough, クイズ him throughout the movie about what he's thinking. Ensure that a big beefy ファン of Sleepless in Seattle gets annoyed and sweetly tell him that your boyfriend could wipe the floor with him. Only be comforting after the guy gets a black eye.

3.Let him cook ディナー for you-...
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posted by Andolion
1
 The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes あなた just can't seem to remember why it is あなた didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank あなた for asking....
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I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if あなた disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this 一覧 is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- アナスタシア
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...
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posted by Bluekait
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There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that あなた may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan ステーキ that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...
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Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make あなた feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much あなた get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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It all started when a young man without much money he was 与えられた a 任天堂 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the 日 after あなた give away the console, an old man opened a ガレージ sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small カートリッジ of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...
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posted by haliethefangirl
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Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies
 

• I learned that if the house あなた are living in tells あなた to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a ナイフ is chasing あなた around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, あなた idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never スプリット, 分割 up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 分 power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course あなた sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the 上, ページのトップへ off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are あなた discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE あなた ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


あなた can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]

Cleverbot: But あなた 発言しました I would never be the boss of you. Why did あなた change your mind?

User: I did not. And あなた are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps あなた have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: Only if あなた have an evil twin who is pretending to be あなた on your website. Are あなた sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?

User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!

Cleverbot: I'm human, so...
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posted by BellaCullen96
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101 Ways To Annoy People


1. Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours によって hooking a ビデオカメラ to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each...
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posted by milorox18
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1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with あなた ex when she is not with you, あなた might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and キッス her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes または call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your フレンズ … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

12.Get...
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1.Go out for coffee
2.Cut a stencil and put a デザイン on an old t-shirt
3.Learn a new recipe
4.Properly fold all of your cloths
5.Find a marker with a blue または green lid and run around pretending it’s a sonic screwdriver
6.Walk to McDonalds and get a McFlurry
7.Organize your iTunes としょうかん, ライブラリ and make sure everything has album art
8.Start a blog
9.Read through old posts on your favourite blog
10.Have a movie marathon
11.Ride the transit all the way around, until you’re back to where あなた started
12.Make a friendship bracelet for yourself
13.Shave off all your body hair
14.Go shopping with only $5
15.Try to...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
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Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
奈良シカマル Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are もっと見る but i cant be stuffed naming them um コメント if i have missed any male アニメ dudes あなた like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by Thecharliejay
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Make Him Addicted To YouSay These “Secret” Words To Make Him Fall Madly In 愛 With You
HaveTheRelationshipYouWant.com/Love
Ask around, または if you're shy, ask a good friend to help (find out if he likes you, または is dropping hints).If あなた catch him staring at you, look at him in the eyes and try to hold contact for a few seconds. If he keeps contact, あなた know he likes あなた back. If he turns away, it could mean he likes あなた and is shy. (Alternatively, it could mean your シャツ tag is hanging out - beware, as there are multiple reasons people stare at each other.)If a guy likes you, he tends to...
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