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posted by holly-cow-noooo
Age of six
He loved her so
And everyday
He'd let her know

"I 愛 あなた Grace"
He'd say each day
She'd just laugh
And run away

Till one day
She turned around
And sat with him
On the playground

"I'm sorry Chris
I don't 愛 you
You'll find someone else
Who loves あなた too"

Highschool came
They met again
They laughed about
The things back then

They began to date
And fell in love
He got the girl
That he'd dreamed of

But when college came
Everything changed
They were far apart
With lives rearranged

"We'll be fine Grace"
But she had doubt
She turned and said
"It won't work out"

"I'm sorry Chris
I can't 愛 you
You'll find someone else...
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posted by Animeanimal
によって animeanimal

Why do あなた mock me,
With あなた white pure intentions
That i could never hope to understand?
I lie to the skies,
While あなた are born from that very same horizon.
I taint あなた so; therefore, i hate the sight of you.
The snow brings only pain, misery, and sorrow
To those who lie to the sky.
You are cold and 苦い and so am i,
So why would people 愛 you, while turning me away?
This is why i hate the snow.

Just something I randomly wrote down yesterday and had NO idea why XD It just came to me REALLY fast so i jotted it down! Hope あなた liked it ^^

愛 and the dance called life...
によって animeanimal...
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posted by karpach_14
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want あなた to hold me."

The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the 次 日 the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes...
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The best mistake We ever made
Earth 日 2011
By: moolah
Chapter One: Truth
    Kaylynn looked over at her boyfriend, Beck. She’d just dropped a huge bombshell. She was pregnant. They were teenagers. They’d only been together for about 6 months. And had fallen in love. They’d had sex…and she went to the doctor because she had the “flu”. She’d found out, that it wasn’t the flu, she made him his お気に入り meal-Mashed Potatoes and コーン, トウモロコシ グレービー, 肉汁 and a ステーキ with thick グレービー, 肉汁 over it as well. Oh, and an 林檎, アップル Pie with his お気に入り ice cream, Nutshell 落花生, ピーナッツ butter. Then,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well ガー and the doom song is a big hit its on the 上, ページのトップへ 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the ランダム picture i posted!
The End
posted by Gothheart13
True and Touching Story:
A girl and a guy were speeding
over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Slow down, i'm scared.
No, this is fun.
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Then tell methat
あなた 愛 me.
I 愛 you, slow down.
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
Can あなた take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.
The next
日 in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash,
but only one
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't
but he didn't want the girl to
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet
on so that she would live, even
if it meant that he would die.
If あなた would do the same for the
person あなた love.THANK YOU
posted by jessicamc26
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right 次 to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer 発言しました "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer 発言しました "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Naboo, one 年 before the events of A New Hope.

In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, 次 to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.

Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling into the hands of the Imperials, The Battle of Coruscant, is about to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little ポニー ファン Fiction. If あなた do not like multi-colored horses, run away before it's too late.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, によって the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
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posted by Windwakerguy430
あなた know… after playing YIIK and Morphies Law, I thought that indie games would stay grounded in some form of reality, with the characters acknowledging what they were looking at. But today’s indie title, is such a strange one, that I don’t even know what to make of it’s world または it’s story. So today, let’s talk about a game that, oddly enough to add to the line of oddities, was developed によって Devolver Digital, Pikuniku

So Pikuniku is a game… that much is true. Pikuniku is a game where あなた play as a little red thing with eyes and legs named Piku as he leaves a cave for the...
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Date: December 2017. A new trailer for Spider-Man is announced, a film known as Into the Spiderverse. The trailer looks insane and I’m already hyped. I can’t wait to see Peter Parker in his first theatrical animated feature…. Oh, it’s Miles Morales, the guy who was in a lot of really, really bad comic books… O-Oh, okay. Well, from what I see, Sony is making it. What other animated features did they make this year……… あなた all know what. So yeah, Sony, Miles, my confidence in Hollywood at its lowest point possible… Yeah, I see nothing but good. But wait… Phil Lord and Chris...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog ファン Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...
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posted by poulamikundu
When is 99 もっと見る than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when あなた run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 分 and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!

What two things can あなた never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!

Suppose あなた had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should あなた choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!

At work a lady is requested to 移動する a 2 ton machine with out...
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1: watch an アニメ series あなた think will be cool

2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a L(デスノート) a lot so yeah

3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.

4:run around for no absolute reason

5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on

6: read a book

7:go to the store and freak people out until あなた get kicked out

8: be completely ランダム to the people around you.

9:listen to artists あなた hate a lot and make fun of them

10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy 海岸, ショア for no complete reason
1. At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t あなた try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."

"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."

"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."

"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."

"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 木, ツリー and misplaced his hip."

"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."

"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."

"Megan could not come to...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
Beg for a プレイステーション 3 every time あなた with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on ギター Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells あなた to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while あなた do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her あなた changed your mind and would rather go visit your...
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posted by karpach_13
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when あなた think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever あなた have to say during commercials.
3. If あなた don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about あなた ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like あなた to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that あなた can...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim あなた are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe あなた but DONT give up, see how far あなた can get ( WARNING, may result in あなた being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when あなた are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one あなた love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say あなた 愛 me unless あなた really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like あなた could キッス my imperfections away,
And I would stand によって your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to あなた on everything I am,
And I dedicate to あなた all that I have,
And I promise あなた that I will stand right によって your side,
Forever and always, until the 日 I die.

I’m not crying over what あなた said;
It’s what あなた didn’t say that...
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