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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If あなた have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your フレンズ come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary フレンズ that あなた ask their opinion of everything.

7. After あなた have your bath, ラップ a bath towel around あなた and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until あなた are seen to によって a dotor または nurse then when they approach あなた say "wow doc i feel way better thank あなた " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that あなた dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for あなた flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on あなた

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise または say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO あなた LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off あなた aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so あなた aren't the one stressed on birth control , あなた do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 分 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell あなた at what 時 to be ホーム when あなた in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than ホーム as a teenager cause your parents...
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When it comes to guys, あなた can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things あなた might not know about the male that go beyond their お気に入り team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys あなた probably didn't know, didn't want to know, または didn't take the time to notice.

1. As much as あなた want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When あなた tell a guy あなた are still good フレンズ with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."

2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with...
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posted by PartyOrange
 This is your new language.
This is your new language.
(This 記事 is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of アニメ each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how あなた want to be "Miku-Chan" when あなた get older.

4. On 上, ページのトップへ of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If あなた have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1: Do あなた sleep with your closet doors open または closed?

2: Do あなた take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do あなた sleep with your sheets tucked in または out?

4: Have あなた ever stolen a 通り, ストリート sign before?

5: Do あなた like to use post-it notes?

6: Do あなた cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would あなた rather be attacked によって a big くま, クマ または a swarm of a bees?

8: Do あなた have freckles? partly, but they're hard to notice so not really.

9: Do あなた always smile for pictures?

14: Do あなた ever dance even if theres no 音楽 playing?

15: Do あなた chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people...
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just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped によって terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds ストール, 盗んだ it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket ストール, 盗んだ it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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1.people excpect あなた to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your フレンズ get jelious when あなた hang with other people.

3.more people then あなた think hate あなた and think your stuck up.

4.If your a mean 人気 person people might ditch you.

5.People talk about あなた behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.

6.The teachers know not to put あなた with your フレンズ because あなた talk to much.

7.You hang out with alot of people but もっと見る then 90% of them are just hanging out with あなた because your popular.

8.If your a 人気 girl and あなた have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling あなた a slut.

9.If your a 人気 boy and あなた have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.

10.if あなた had a good friend and then あなた became 人気 they might stop hanging out with あなた because they think there not good enough.
When having a nightmare and あなた suddenly realized you're dreaming, try not to wake up. Try to explore your dreams...this is cool because you're getting to know that all of those things around あなた are made によって your brain which あなた sometimes think is completely empty... Also if あなた know you're dreaming, あなた can control your dream and あなた will find it very cool because when you're conscious in your dream, everything is in 3D form. So here are some cool and fun things to do when あなた suddenly realized you're dreaming...

1. Try to think of your お気に入り celebrity. Call out his/her name..like this,"When...
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Man: Where have あなた been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen あなた someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this シート, 座席 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if あなた sit down.

Man: Your place または mine?
Woman: Both. あなた go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do あなた do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: こんにちは baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do あなた like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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First, if あなた don't know what Scribblenauts is - Google it. RIGHT NOW!

If あなた DO know what it is...I shall continue, または rather, あなた shall continue to read...anyways, I got the newest game of Scribblenauts (called Super Scribblenauts) which allows あなた to not only make even もっと見る unimaginable things, but also change its size, colour, texture, mood and status (ie. flying, angry...)

The following was what my little cousin and I thought up (don't kill me please...).

First (no wait...I already put that...) okay, uhh...after starting up the game I changed my アバター from Maxwell to the Goth Chick and went...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
キッス On The Lips-I 愛 You
キッス On The Ear-You Are Special
キッス On The Nose-Laughter
キッス On The Cheek-Friendship
キッス On The Forehead-I Comfort You
キッス On The Neck-I Want You
キッス On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
キッス Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender キッス On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I ロスト あなた
posted by 7things
How can あなた get four SUITS/スーツ for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do 恐竜 pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do あなた call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do あなた call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do あなた make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do あなた make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do あなた prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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In the never-ending "Twilight" battle between Team Edward and Team Jacob, we have the results: The vampire -- and the man who plays him -- claims the buzz. Sure, there's been a lot of tough talk about the 狼, オオカミ boy -- aka Jacob Black, aka Taylor Lautner -- wooing affections away from his glittering rival. But, as a brooding Bella knows, it takes a lot to shake one's loyalty to Edward Cullen -- aka Robert Pattinson.

Not that there hasn't been a time when many have strayed: Jacob Black (and Lautner himself) wrangled もっと見る searches on Yahoo! than Edward Cullen (and Pattinson) for about three weeks...
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would あなた mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs あなた and takes a little something off あなた would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are あなた sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If あなた say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all あなた want, not like I care if あなた are または aren't...As long as あなた don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Abbaye du Mont des ネコ
Affidelice au Chablis
Afuega'l Pitu
Aisy Cendre
Allgauer Emmentaler
American Cheese
Ami du Chambertin
Anejo Enchilado
Anneau du Vic-Bilh
Ardi Gasna
Armenian String
Aromes au Gene de Marc
Aubisque Pyrenees
Baby Swiss
Baguette Laonnaise
Barry's ベイ, 湾 Cheddar
Basket Cheese
Bath Cheese
Bavarian Bergkase
Beenleigh Blue...
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posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Carly {my name}
C A R L(デスノート) Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When あなた arrive at the 次 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If あなた are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It should not be that difficult, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example.The name Coco-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-Kou-Ke-La. Unfortunately, the コーラ company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "Bite The Wax Tadpole" または "Female Horse Stuffed With Wax," depending on the dialect. コーラ then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "Ko-Kou-Ko-Le," which can be...
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1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give あなた a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if あなた can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...
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