Blessed be thy night in this valiant kingdom.
Twas the last night in November,
Almost to December.
A noble Knight of Camelot rode due East on the back of his steed,
Suddenly, a dwarf called out to the Knight, "Read!"
The dwarf was pointing directly towards a sign that said, "Cliff"
The noble Knight turned to her and bowed, "If it weren't for thou, I'd be adrift."
"You're welcome!" Called out the dwarf. "Just be careful of the Dragon, Kiilamush. He spits acidic venom!"
The Knight smiled brightly, "I thank thee. Dost thou know where I can find a blacksmith?" Asked the Knight.
"Thou must venture Northwest through the Swamp of Screams!"
"Thou art very helpful! Willst thou 登録する me on my valiant quest?"
The dwarf jumped up and down eagerly. "Yes! Yes!"
( Part Two coming soon)
Twas the last night in November,
Almost to December.
A noble Knight of Camelot rode due East on the back of his steed,
Suddenly, a dwarf called out to the Knight, "Read!"
The dwarf was pointing directly towards a sign that said, "Cliff"
The noble Knight turned to her and bowed, "If it weren't for thou, I'd be adrift."
"You're welcome!" Called out the dwarf. "Just be careful of the Dragon, Kiilamush. He spits acidic venom!"
The Knight smiled brightly, "I thank thee. Dost thou know where I can find a blacksmith?" Asked the Knight.
"Thou must venture Northwest through the Swamp of Screams!"
"Thou art very helpful! Willst thou 登録する me on my valiant quest?"
The dwarf jumped up and down eagerly. "Yes! Yes!"
( Part Two coming soon)
こんにちは so I invented this new kind of thing a while back and I've gotten a lot of people to do it with me. It's basically that if あなた see an old または pretty または just special 木, ツリー you'll just bow to it respectfully. Sometimes just give it a bit of your carbon dioxide または some water. And try to plant a new 木, ツリー somewhere every 月 または so.
I guess it's just a fun and easy way to help out the environment and i'm trying to get the ball rolling. maybe I'll start a フェイスブック または tumblr for it if it gets popular. Really i'd just like to know your thoughts.
I guess it's just a fun and easy way to help out the environment and i'm trying to get the ball rolling. maybe I'll start a フェイスブック または tumblr for it if it gets popular. Really i'd just like to know your thoughts.
hello
hey
what
up
down
right
left
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
hair
shirt
image
video
example
picture
internet
quiz
poll
answer
question
link
wall
sponge
large
medium
display
full
helpful
fill
text
size
with
of
number
letter
female
review
apple
pear
computer
out
in
pop
tag
page
time
clock
house
RANDOM, OF COURSE
you
me
yes
no
yeah
nope
edit
web
load
These are all words, no kidding. Ran out of words... bye.
All night was snowing and today at school we had snow fights.We had snow everywhere even in our class.All the people were wet.
So,our class is at the 2nd floor.The windows were opened and down were angry schoolmates; they stared to throw with snowballs....My classmates started to *********** and thats the reason why those kids were angry...
Really I forgot what was the point.....
The boys start saying thinks like: "Who is sitting is a big stupid" または "Who is looking at me is cool"
But it was very funny....
So,our class is at the 2nd floor.The windows were opened and down were angry schoolmates; they stared to throw with snowballs....My classmates started to *********** and thats the reason why those kids were angry...
Really I forgot what was the point.....
The boys start saying thinks like: "Who is sitting is a big stupid" または "Who is looking at me is cool"
But it was very funny....
Hello my darlings. Here is 11:00 PM in Romania.
One 時 untill The New Year. Im so exited(somehow). Whatever I will miss 2011 it was a beautiful 年 but we have to watch forward. Thats the life.
All those years have passt very fast. I didnt see them. But 2011 left a very important vision of life to me.
2012 is a new year,a new beggining to discover the life......
Ahh whatever maybe in some countries is 2012 already so I say Happy New Year!!!
P.S. Im a bit tired and distracted but I will continue 次 年 2012 :)
Will be continuing... Happy New 年 till then
Ah and make a wish ...
One 時 untill The New Year. Im so exited(somehow). Whatever I will miss 2011 it was a beautiful 年 but we have to watch forward. Thats the life.
All those years have passt very fast. I didnt see them. But 2011 left a very important vision of life to me.
2012 is a new year,a new beggining to discover the life......
Ahh whatever maybe in some countries is 2012 already so I say Happy New Year!!!
P.S. Im a bit tired and distracted but I will continue 次 年 2012 :)
Will be continuing... Happy New 年 till then
Ah and make a wish ...
1. "No stopping または standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.
2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm ビーチ park circa 1950.
3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full または empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled によって phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided シャワー キャップ box.
9. "Payment is due によって the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm ビーチ park circa 1950.
3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full または empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled によって phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided シャワー キャップ box.
9. "Payment is due によって the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
Kat: あなた spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and あなた know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO 愛 AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, あなた stay since あなた live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and あなた know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO 愛 AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, あなた stay since あなた live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
life alert:
a guy is lying on the ground.
the guy:help, I've fallen an i can't get up! *stands up* i can't get up! *walks around* i can't get up! *runs around* i can't get up! *looks at the camera and talks in an angry voice* i can't get up! i can't get up! buy this crap so they'll pay me! *walks away*
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hotel/resort:
a guy is at a beach.
the guy:this place if awesome! all the kids 愛 it!
(a kid drags himself towards the guy, covered in blood)
kid:i wanna go home. my everything hurts.
the guy:shut your mouth! *kicks the kid and walks away* we have the best refreshments.
(a woman in the background walks up to him)
woman:excuse me, there was a bone in my smoothie. also my husband died from poison in the beer.
the guy:NO REFUNDS! *pushes the woman down* anyways come here today.
(the whole place is blown up によって a nuke and a guy in a toxic suit comes in) now less people will die.
a guy is lying on the ground.
the guy:help, I've fallen an i can't get up! *stands up* i can't get up! *walks around* i can't get up! *runs around* i can't get up! *looks at the camera and talks in an angry voice* i can't get up! i can't get up! buy this crap so they'll pay me! *walks away*
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hotel/resort:
a guy is at a beach.
the guy:this place if awesome! all the kids 愛 it!
(a kid drags himself towards the guy, covered in blood)
kid:i wanna go home. my everything hurts.
the guy:shut your mouth! *kicks the kid and walks away* we have the best refreshments.
(a woman in the background walks up to him)
woman:excuse me, there was a bone in my smoothie. also my husband died from poison in the beer.
the guy:NO REFUNDS! *pushes the woman down* anyways come here today.
(the whole place is blown up によって a nuke and a guy in a toxic suit comes in) now less people will die.
