i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!
I may not be フレッド Flintstone but I can sure make your ベッド rock!
Is your dad a thief または something? Because someone ストール, 盗んだ the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy あなた a drink – または would あなた just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? または do あなた need もっと見る to drink?
あなた must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
あなた know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T シャツ in brail?
Do あなた have a map? Because I keep getting ロスト in your eyes.
あなた know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve ロスト one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do あなた believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess あなた know what I’m here after.
Do あなた have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby あなた must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are あなた an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar くま, クマ weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk あなた out of it?
あなた know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when あなた have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If あなた were a new サンドイッチ at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And もっと見る funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but あなた must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
あなた might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured あなた would be too.
I would say God bless あなた but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my としょうかん, ライブラリ card, because I’m checking あなた out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed あなた home, would あなた keep me?
If I told あなた あなた had a gorgeous body, would あなた hold it against me?
あなた look like my 秒 wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when あなた fell from heaven?
Do あなた believe in 愛 at first site, または should I walk past あなた again?
If あなた were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I ロスト my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do あなた like bananas または blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
こんにちは baby. バラ are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when あなた have a weak heart.
I may not be フレッド Flintstone but I can sure make your ベッド rock!
Is your dad a thief または something? Because someone ストール, 盗んだ the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy あなた a drink – または would あなた just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? または do あなた need もっと見る to drink?
あなた must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
あなた know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T シャツ in brail?
Do あなた have a map? Because I keep getting ロスト in your eyes.
あなた know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve ロスト one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do あなた believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess あなた know what I’m here after.
Do あなた have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby あなた must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are あなた an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar くま, クマ weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk あなた out of it?
あなた know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when あなた have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If あなた were a new サンドイッチ at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And もっと見る funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but あなた must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
あなた might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured あなた would be too.
I would say God bless あなた but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my としょうかん, ライブラリ card, because I’m checking あなた out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed あなた home, would あなた keep me?
If I told あなた あなた had a gorgeous body, would あなた hold it against me?
あなた look like my 秒 wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when あなた fell from heaven?
Do あなた believe in 愛 at first site, または should I walk past あなた again?
If あなた were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I ロスト my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do あなた like bananas または blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
こんにちは baby. バラ are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when あなた have a weak heart.