ランダム Article: InvaderCalliope on a interview

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posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 質問 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 本 do あなた read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d あなた go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the ゴシック style!
Reporter:What do あなた like to hum または sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!

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上, ページのトップへ 5 THINGS TO HAVE FUCKED UP, "LITTLE" CANADA24

posted by Canada24

#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 鮫, サメ movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..

#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..

#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..

#2: MOST ミステリー・グースバンプス EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..

#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion または something.. That face image fucked me up..

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My 上, ページのトップへ 5 お気に入り Duos

posted by Windrises

Several of my お気に入り fictional characters are great alone, but others need a another good character to balance things out. This 一覧 is about the 5 duos that I like the most. I hope あなた read it and enjoy the list.

5. the Black Snow Princess and Megumi (Accel World)

Accel World is a アニメ show. The Black Snow Princess (Kuroyukihime) is the main female character and Megumi is her best friend. The 2 of them have a heartwarming and adorable friendship. The 18th episode is focused on them and it's easily my お気に入り episode. In that episode it's reveled how much they mean to each other. I'm not...

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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First "Mobile Suit Gundam Origin II: Artesia's Sorrow" Trailer

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Chanyeol (EXO-K)

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Oz: The Great and Powerful

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Emma

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Emma Sweet Emma

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits

バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた愛 it up the shitter

バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down

バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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50 Embarassing Truth または Dare Questions!

posted by FloraorStella

Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I 愛 GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to あなた say, "Why don't あなた speak もっと見る clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...

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Funny Things To Do In a Airplane

posted by ilovepenguins

1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim あなた are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe あなた but DONT give up, see how far あなた can get ( WARNING, may result in あなた being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when あなた are the only one laughing.

4. when...

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Jeff and Jane the killer Fanfic Part 2

posted by vampirer04

{Sally's POV}

"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean によって 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...

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Trick 質問

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?

Answer:

If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次質問 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If あなた overtake the last...

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