Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 質問 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 本 do あなた read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d あなた go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the ゴシック style!
Reporter:What do あなた like to hum または sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 質問 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 本 do あなた read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d あなた go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the ゴシック style!
Reporter:What do あなた like to hum または sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 鮫, サメ movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST ミステリー・グースバンプス EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion または something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 鮫, サメ movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST ミステリー・グースバンプス EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion または something.. That face image fucked me up..
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Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
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Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits
バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた 愛 it up the shitter
バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down
バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits
バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた 愛 it up the shitter
バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down
バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey