A/N: I 愛 copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic 一覧 I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. によって the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do または has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when あなた don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If あなた are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! A/N: That's me all the way!

3.If あなた have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

4.If あなた have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

5.If あなた have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

6.If あなた have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

7.If あなた have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

8.If あなた have ever pushed on a door that 発言しました pull または vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

9.If あなた have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of あなた because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile. A/N: Oh yes.

10.If あなた または your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile. A/N: How about both?

11.If あなた know someone who should be run over によって a bus, copy and past this to your profile. A/N:
Nick, Jacob, Zack, Nick, Luke S., Max, Nick, practically the rest of the boys in my class (except Iain. He's okay)...oh, and did I mention Nick?

12.If あなた have embarrassing memories that make あなた want to スマック yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

13.If あなた believe rap & hip hop can give あなた ear cancer, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: I can't believe some people actually LISTEN to that stuff :P

14. 95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on 上, ページのトップへ of a 超高層ビル about to jump. Copy and paste this into your プロフィール if あなた are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" A/N: I'd take binoculars. And a camera. A video camera.

15.If あなた sigh at the fact that because your プロフィール is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: Just LOOK at it. I don't think ANYONE could read this without going insane.

16.If あなた read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: All the time.

17.If you've ever tripped over an 記事 of clothing あなた were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: もっと見る than once. Stupid pants...

18.If あなた have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

19.If あなた have ever started humming a song that あなた have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. A/N: Usually it goes something like this:
Me: Hmm, hmm, hummm
My sister/brother/someone else:What are あなた humming?
Me:I have no idea.
My sister/brother/someone else:*strange look*

20.If あなた think being unique is クーラー than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: Being cool is definitely less cool.

21.If あなた have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile! A/N: Well, that's for sure!

22.If あなた have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile.

23.If あなた have ever forgotten what あなた are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

24.Admitting あなた are weird means あなた are normal! Saying that あなた are normal is odd! If あなた admit that あなた are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

25.There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when あなた argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If あなた agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

26.If あなた have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

27.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

28.If at one time あなた misspelled または forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

29.If あなた have ever seen a movie または 表示する または read a book so many times that あなた can quote it word for word, and あなた do at ランダム moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

30.If あなた ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

31.If あなた and your フレンズ have a nickname, title, または anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

32.If you've ever wondered what あなた are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

33.A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.A/N: Same thing with then/than, probably even もっと見る so. In case あなた hadn't noticed, I'm a HUGE spelling/grammar fan. I often correct people just because I can't help it.

34..eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI .tnemilpmoc eht rof sknahT :N/A

35.If あなた actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. A/N: Sometimes. Depends on how interesting it is.

36.If あなた are listening to 音楽 right now, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: A certain Russian rock band called Nautilus Pompilius. 愛 Nau forever!

37.If あなた agree that あなた have a problem when あなた start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this in your profile.

38.If あなた have ever zoned out for もっと見る than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

39.If あなた have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

40.If あなた 愛 reading, copy this into your profile. A/N: Oh HELL yes.

41.If あなた think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile.

42.If あなた have ever been asked several times if あなた have escaped from a mental hospital, copy this onto your profile.

43.Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and あなた can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter によって istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If あなた could read that put it in your profile. A/N: Yaeh, but slipenlg's slitl iptnramott! *ptous*

44.If あなた have 音楽 in your soul, post this in your profile.

45.If あなた have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

46.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, 読書 numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. A/N: It started with Primeval ones, then Doctor Who ones, the Sherlock ones, then SJA ones... and so on.

47.If you're one of those people who get excited when あなた have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: One review can make me smile as much as a hundred.

49.If Fanfiction to あなた is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. A/N: What's MySpace again? :\

50.If あなた should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. A/N: Umm... maybe...

51.If あなた probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
A/N: Totally me.

52.If あなた wished あなた could either own または 星, つ星 in primeval copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: My lifelong dream. Well, almost lifelong.

53.I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, または doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back または to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, または talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone または regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the お花 and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who has a comeback for whatever あなた say to her, who loves 読書 and 書く and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Primeval/ Doctor Who, または anything else sci-fi, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if あなた are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, エンジェル of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Kathryn Hart, My8thUsername
A/N: Even もっと見る me. I hate dances and soc hops, prefer to read, don't have a cellphone, don't WANT a cellphone, have only a vague idea of what MySpace, Face Book, または Twitter is, don't really care, 愛 rain, hate snow, and am weird and proud of it. And I 愛 it.

54.If あなた have ever forgotten what あなた were going to say, right before あなた say it, copy this into your profile.

55.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

56.If you've ever wished あなた could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

57.I am a Primevalian. We are rare and close to extinction but are slowly spreading into the hearts of civilians. If あなた are a Primevalian - copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: Me me me. Whoever hasn't seen this series, I feel very sorry for you.

58.If あなた have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

59.If あなた have ever 発言しました something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

60.If あなた are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, ランダム または anything similar, copy this into your profile. A/N: Umm...all of the above. And happy.

61.If あなた ever felt like killing someone (or もっと見る than one person) because they wouldn't leave あなた alone when あなた told them not to distract あなた because あなた were busy copy this into your profile. A/N: See #11. Oh, and Nick.

62.If あなた 愛 rain, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: As I 発言しました before, 愛 rain, hate snow.

63.If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: This one applies to me. Yes, Keyboard, I mean you!

64.If あなた have ever burned any sort of 食 in the microwave, oven, toaster, または on the stove, copy this into your profile. A/N: I burn トースト all the time. And other stuff, too.

65.If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable", copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: I do not wear jeans. Yes, I did just say what あなた thought I said. Argue all あなた want, JEANS ARE NOT COMFORTABLE.

66.If あなた ever caught your stove on 火災, 火 copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: Not yet, but I wouldn't be too surprised.

67.If あなた have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. A/N: Happens all the time, especially during sleepovers.

68.If あなた think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: I'm a girl, and I sometimes wear pink, but just as often as any other color. It's not like I'm obsessed with it. Oh, and I used to know a guy whose お気に入り color was pink. And, before あなた ask, no, he wasn't bullied, または called a girl, または anything like that. In fact, he was actually kinda popular.

69.If you're still 読書 this profile, あなた ROCK! 表示する the world I approve and put this on your profile. A/N: If you're still 読書 this, then congratulations, you've read 69 already. And I'm nowhere NEAR done.

70.If あなた have ever wondered why あなた exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile.

71.If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile. A/N: #63 and more.

72.If あなた have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total ランダム moment, copy this into your profile.

73.If あなた have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that あなた don't remember why あなた were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

74.If あなた have ever snorted whilst laughing copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: So many times...*chokes on laughter as she remembers the time she snorted 林檎, アップル ジュース out of her nose in the middle of a conversation*

75.If あなた are so obsessed with Doctor Who that あなた can't wait to be abducted によって an alien copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: I'm もっと見る of a Primeval ファン (way more), but that would be awesome. I'm looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to accidentally falling through an Anomaly into the middle of the ARC and into Connors arms more, though. *Sigh* We can all dream, can't we?

76.(^(oo)^) This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.

77.I'm a googlewhacker. If you're a googlewhacker, copy and paste this into your profile.

78.Heck, copy and paste this into your プロフィール if あなた even know what a "googlewhacker" IS.

79."I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your プロフィール if あなた never even knew sexy was gone.

80.If people think あなた are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

81.If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

82.If あなた are obsessed with any band copy this into your profile.A/N: Mostly Beware of Safety, but I 愛 Al Stewart, kinda-sorta ELO and the Beatles (who DOESN'T 愛 them?) and a whole bunch of Russian bands, namely Nautilus Pompilius (mentioned above...waaaay above), Kino (Russian for film または cinema. Yes, there is a rock band called "film"), Aquarium, and lots more.

83.If あなた think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Well, it's not like there's anyone who thinks it rocks, now is there?

84.Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one 日 rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. A/N: Woo-Hoo! We ROCK!

85.I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. A/N: See #1. Hyperness=Awesomeness!

86.If あなた think あなた have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N:Hooray! I'm at 86! And I've still got at least another couple million that I intend to put up...

87.If あなた hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

88.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being 人気 and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, My8thUsername

89.If あなた have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

90.If あなた haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: Well...I DID say that not all of theses apply to me...;)

91.Recent studies 表示する that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. A/N: See #13. Rock ROCKS!...I 愛 saying that...

92.If your プロフィール is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. A/N: I am now on 92.

93.I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your プロフィール and let the world know あなた have nothing to do... A/N: Boredom is basically why I ever do anything. And why I'm 書く this.

94.Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If あなた still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! A/N: Pluto is the King. Long live the King! All hail King Pluto!

95.If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile.

96.If あなた have ever 発言しました something and two 秒 later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

97.If あなた would kill to have wings, post on profile.

98.If あなた have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: It's like were siblings that 愛 each other, but can't help arguing from time to time.

100!If あなた are such a loser that あなた actually read all these 'If あなた ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile. A/N: Yes, that means YOU.

101.Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If あなた are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! A/N: Hey, look, it's me again!

102.If you've ever thought about something when あなた were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

103.If あなた can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Ugh. Just...ugh.

104.If あなた have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

105.If あなた ever get a ランダム urge to start screaming at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: Once I got the urge to climb on 上, ページのトップへ of my 机, デスク at school and do a somersault. または a handstand. または a cartwheel. I seriously thought about it, talking to my self in my head. I kept thinking: "What are they gonna do to me? Send me to the principal for doing gymnastics? Call my parents and say: 'Your daughter is currently dancing around on her 机, デスク in the middle of math class'? Seriously?" It was very hard to stop myself. I barely managed to.

106.If あなた have ever turned around and questioned how あなた got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. A/N: This always happens to me, especially when I'm thinking. I'd start thinking of something, then think: "Hey that reminds me of..." and start thinking about something else. After a couple of minutes, I'd stop, remember what I started thinking about in the first place, and go "Wow, I wonder how I got from blank to blank. They're completely different subjects!"

107.If あなた think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: Serves those Martians right.

108.If あなた thought whoever invented 音楽 is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: There are a lot of things in the world that I think about and go "Wow, whoever invented that is a GENIUS."

109.If あなた have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Yes, I'm もっと見る obsessed with something もっと見る that others (*coughPRIMEVALcough*) but that doesn't mean I don't like other stuff as well.

110.If あなた have ever wondered why the hell Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color'/’colour’ differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. A/N: I'm Canadian, and I don't care about the color/colour thing, but I 愛 the metric system WAY more. It's so simple and easy to add and subtract. It's all either times 10 または divided によって 10, no 16s または 32s または whatever else there is.

111.If あなた enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: This is like my hobby now. I've got 111 so far.

112.If あなた are so cool that あなた actually read through all of these (there's more! BWHAHAHAHA!!!), copy this into your profile. A/N: Thanks for the compliment.

113.If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Lots of times.

114.If that inanimate object now hates あなた もっと見る because あなた yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Yeah, well, I 発言しました I was sorry. Geez, do あなた even LISTEN when people are apologizing to you?

115.If あなた actually read this whole thing add one of these things, and copy and paste this to your profile.

116.If you've ever scrolled through lists like these looking for something and then forgot what あなた were looking for, copy and paste this into your profile.

117.If あなた ever put something very special in a very special spot just so あなた could remember where it is and then forgot where あなた put it, copy and paste this into あなた profile. A/N: When I was very little, I had a very special rock that I put into a bag in a bag wrapped in cloth stuffed in a box in a box just so it would be safe. Then I ロスト the box. Even now most of the shelves in my room have very confusing layouts of boxes in boxes in boxes. And it takes even me hours to find something. I should probably make a map so I don't get too ロスト in one of my shelves...

118.If あなた ever put things in your mouth that shouldn't be there, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: This happens to me ALL THE TIME. It's a bad habit - whenever I'm on the computer, I need 食 または I'll start chewing something I shouldn't be. We used to have these tiny metal scissors lying によって the computer that I'd always stick into my mouth...Metal tastes good...I still suck things all the time. Right now, I'm chewing a plastic grape.

119.If あなた have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile. A/N: Oh, so many times...

120.I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every 分 of it. If あなた are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. A/N: Me again.

121.(\ /)-----
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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come 登録する the dark side. (We have cookies.) A/N: COOKIES! OOH! WHEREWHEREWHERE? *Grabs armload of クッキー and shoves them in her mouth* Mmm...chocolate chip...

122.For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when あなた stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks あなた just what あなた find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when あなた have an 時 long sob-fest, then start 歌う and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when あなた do または say a totally ランダム thing, like "do あなた ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" または start having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when あなた enjoy making other people look at あなた like you're from another planet. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your プロフィール and add something crazy.

123.If あなた have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person または not, copy and paste this into your profile.

124.If あなた have OOFS (Over-Obsessive Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile. A/N: あなた do NOT want to be near me when I enter my DRF (Danger: Rabid Fangirl) stage. あなた seriously don't.

125.WARING! The 次 part is really sad. あなた will cry. I'm serious. あなた have been warned.

月 One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I 愛 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your ハート, 心 beat
is my お気に入り lullaby.

月 Two

Mommy
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If あなた could see me
あなた could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my ホーム though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

月 Three

あなた know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes あなた happy.
I always want あなた to be happy.
I don't like it when あなた cry.
あなた sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with あなた even though
あなた can't hear me.

月 Four

Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

月 Five

あなた went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He 発言しました that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

月 Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

月 Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't あなた want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One もっと見る ハート, 心 that was stopped.
Two もっと見る eyes that will never see.
Two もっと見る hands that will never touch.
Two もっと見る legs that will never run.
One もっと見る mouth that will never speak.

If あなた are against abortion, post this in your profile.

126.For people that hate stereotypes: If あなた think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones あなた are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a 火災, 火 screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth または emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN 愛 WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. または crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST 愛 fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and 日付 only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe ジーザス WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black フレンズ so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST 愛 watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST 愛 to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw アニメ so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST 愛 sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST 愛 hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney または a posh accent, 愛 お茶, 紅茶 and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like やおい または YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most 人気 person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a 木, ツリー hugging hippy
I have a ファン CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice 赤ちゃん and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG または MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I 愛 YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, アニメ and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I 愛 marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am フレンズ with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

A/N: In case you're wondering, I did Russian and Canadian because I'm a Russian living in Canada.

127.If あなた hate those irritating mosquitoes giving あなた 蚊 bites copy this in your profile.

128.If あなた have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

129.If あなた have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours 読書 stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and あなた are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

130.If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! A/N: See # 85. Which makes あなた see #1.

131.If あなた listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because あなた know they're there, put this in your profile.

132.If あなた have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: When I was little I watched "The Incredibles" for the first time...

133.If あなた have ever changed your パスワード on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Those "confirm password" thingies where あなた have to re-write your パスワード when creating an account don't really work...

134.I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, または when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? ミルク is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're ランダム and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! A/N: If two mouses are mice, and two louses are lice, then why aren't two houses hice? Why isn't "sea" spelt "c"? Why isn't "bee" spelt "b"? Why isn't "why" spelt "y"? I 愛 cats...

135.If あなた have really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? A/N: I have a really bad memory. I can hardly remember what I did last Thursday. ...What was I saying? ...yeah.

136.55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, 読書 about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after または while 読書 this, あなた yawned, copy and paste this in your profile. A/N: I didn't yawn. Maybe that was because I was chewing a plastic grape.

137.If あなた are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Check.

138.If あなた like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D A/N:) ;) :D :O :/ :3 :P :l :I :t XD

139.If あなた have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a 表, テーブル for no reason put this on your profile.

140.If あなた have ever want to scream to the world that あなた hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: *coughNICKcough*. And it's defiantly NOT the latter.

141.If あなた think that I think that あなた think that I think that あなた think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If あなた thinks' copy this to your プロフィール already! A/N: Well, you're lucky you're not on the Vogon Planet right now. You'd have one HELL of a headache. I think.

142.If あなた think that I'm making あなた think too much, copy this to your profile. A/N: If あなた thought that was confusing, あなた obviously haven't read The Lord of the Rings books.
Bilbo:I only know half of あなた half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of あなた half as well as あなた deserve.
TV Tropes has a whole conversation going on about what the hell it means.

143.If あなた have ever walked into a room then forgot what あなた were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. A/N: Once my best friend closed her locker and then remembered that she forgot something. So she opened her locker, remembered some other stuff she forgot, got it out and closed the locker. Then she remembered what she actually opened her locker for. We were almost late for class.

144.If あなた have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on あなた forgot what あなた were watching copy this into your profile.

145.If あなた have ever had a ランダム song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but あなた sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

146.98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: And I repeat: WHAT THE HECK IS MYSPACE!?!

147.Just because we eat 動物 for 食 doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If あなた are against 毛皮 coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did あなた know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit! A/N: I have never owned a fur, skin, または anything anything, and never plan to. I prefer fake fur.

148.If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

149.If あなた spend multiple hours each 日 読書 または 書く または a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. A/N: Yeperoo.

150!Put this in your プロフィール if あなた didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black 羊 had the same tune, and were all composed によって Mozart. A/N: I knew about the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle, but I never even HEARD Baa Baa Black Sheep. And I didn't know about Mozart.

151.If your プロフィール is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: 151...

152.Warning: the 次 part is sad. Very sad. I'm not kidding. あなた have been warned.
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If あなた care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is May
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
または else I'm locked up
All the 日 long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- nearly broken
And my daddy continues
With もっと見る bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!," I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is May
And I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

153.I hate pop-ups. If あなた hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. A/N: Especially when あなた click on a link and it goes:"You will be returned to the page once the ad ends." Makes me want to スマック the computer.

154.If あなた absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers (or think they're stupid, among other insulting things) copy and paste this to your profile!

155.A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl- Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy- No, this is fun...
Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy- Then tell me あなた 愛 me.
Girl- I 愛 you, now slow down...
Guy- I 愛 あなた too. Now, give me a big hug.
-She gave him a big hug-
Guy- Can あなた take off my ヘルメット and put it on; its bothering me?

In the newspaper the 次 日 a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his ヘルメット on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If あなた would do the same for the person あなた 愛 copy this in your profile.

156.If あなた want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

157.If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile. A/N: This. And anything else I've written.

158.EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If あなた embrace the weirdness, copy this into your profile. A/N: Aww, gimme big hug, Weirdness!

159.If あなた have met your near twin (in resemblance, personality, または both), copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Me and my best friend are a lot alike. Which is why we're friends.

160.You Know あなた Live In 2011 When You...

1.)You accidentally enter あなた パスワード on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your フレンズ is they don't have a screen name または my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As あなた read this 一覧 あなた keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As あなた keep 読書 this 一覧 あなた think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And あなた were to busy to notice number 5 was missing.
10.) あなた scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) Now あなた are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.)Put this in your プロフィール if あなた fell for that, and あなた know あなた did!

161.If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: That one certainly applies. ;)

162.If あなた are a vampire werewolf hybrid, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Take that Twilight fans!

163.If you've ever 発言しました a word, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: A word. There, now it works.

164.If あなた think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Now if only they somehow made the handles into knives...

165.If あなた are in La-La land most of the time copy this onto your profile. A/N: See 39. They have good sundaes.

166.If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: See 63 and 98.

167.Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if あなた would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" A/N: See 55.

168.If あなた are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

169.If あなた think Bella is an emotional basket case and deserves for Hermione to come in and kick her sorry ass, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: And then Abby will come in and kick BOTH their asses. Have あなた seen her ninja-kick in 2.04? In case あなた hadn't noticed, I don't like Twilight. Harry Potter's better, but still not the best.

170.If あなた are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. A/N: Andrew-Lee Potts, Tommy Knight, David Tennant (even though his original accent is Scottish)...I could go on and on.

171.If your フレンズ are considering torturing あなた to stop あなた 歌う an annoying song that あなた always get stuck in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: This is Halloween, We are the Pigs, Marvin I 愛 You, and lots more.

172.If your フレンズ are considering torturing あなた to stop あなた talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: CONNOR TEMPLE.

173.If あなた are in 愛 with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: See above.

174.If あなた already have または can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. A/N: THE WORD THE WORD THE WORD.

175. If あなた ever fallen asleep at the computer only to wake up and see untold pages of one lone letter on a word document because your head was on the keyboard, copy and paste this into あなた profile. A/N: Yep...

176.If あなた ever thought あなた could fly and jumped of the bed, copy this onto your profile.

177.If あなた have ever forgotten your または your families/friends name while introducing people, copy this to your profile.

178.If you're smart and proud of it, insert this in your profile. A/N: I'm a strait-A person. And so's my best friend.

179.If you've walked into the classroom あなた had the 年 before によって accident and stood there looking around, wondering why all these midgets are in it, copy this into your profile.

180.If あなた can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

181.If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

182.If there are times when あなた want - and proceed - to annoy people just for the hell of it, but not out of any personal animosity towards 発言しました people, copy this into your profile.

183.If あなた are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

184.If you've ever walked into something that あなた clearly could have dodged but あなた just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile.

185.If あなた ever purposely created an awkward moment...because it was funny, copy and paste this on to あなた profile!

186.If あなた think 読書 is sexy, copy and paste this onto your profile! A/N: I prefer bookish, intelligent guys to big, muscular save-the-world guys. Like Connor...

187.If あなた have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: All the time.

188.If あなた have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile.

189.If あなた think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own damn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile.

190.If あなた would do ANYTHING to be trapped in an elevator with Johnny Depp/David Tennant/other for 2 days, copy and paste this into your profile! A/N:*coughANDREW-LEE POTTScough*

191.If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Yiheesh...

192.If あなた are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow.

193.If あなた have ever choked on air (or any other substance あなた thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

194.If あなた always say 'uhhh...' when someone 質問 you, instead of replying shortly, copy and paste this into your profile.

195.If あなた have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this in your profile. A/N: Yepaneela.

196.If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. A/N: Umm...maybe...

197.If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

198.If あなた think that Michael Jackson is a freak, copy and paste this onto your profile!

199.If あなた have ever chewed gum that fell out of your mouth while talking, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: So many times...

200!If this happened to あなた while あなた were NOT talking, copy this into your profile. A/N: Once I was trying to blow a bubble, but my teeth slipped and I ended up spitting the gum halfway across the room. Then it happened again.

201.If あなた ever fell asleep in class, copy this into your profile.

202.If あなた have ever fell down a hill, copy this into your profile. A/N: And I sprained my hand...it hurt:(

203.If you're too lazy to copy and paste this stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: A little play that me and my friend made up just for the heck of it:
Man1:Hey, it looks like あなた won an award!
Man2:Really? What for?
Man1:For being the most laziest person on the planet.
Man2:Cool!
Man1:Now あなた may come up and claim your prize, a hundred dollars.
Man2:...Nah, I'm too lazy.

204.Girls rule now and forever. Copy & paste this in your プロフィール if あなた agree. A/N: Woohoo! Go us!

205.If you've used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it on your profile. A/N: Now that あなた 発言しました it...

206.If あなた frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this on your profile. A/N: Yeparina.

207.iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE バッジ LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE! a?n; gRR< THAT IS SO annoying1 ...oops...

208.If あなた hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile:
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But あなた sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When あなた grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When あなた go in the sun あなた turn RED,
When you're cold あなた turn BLUE,
And when あなた die あなた turn PURPLE.
And あなた have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

209.If あなた have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Yeah. And it's not pretty.

210.If あなた have ever missed your mouth while eating and stabbed yourself in the cheek with a fork because あなた were distracted, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: And it had 食 on it. Ew.

211.If あなた realize that copying and pasting things into your プロフィール is pointless, yet あなた do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Pointless, but fun.

212.If あなた 愛 walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. A/N: See 62.

213.If あなた are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. A/N: The Sarah Jane Adventures, kind of. Well, it's supposed to be for kids, but who cares? It's awesome enough for older people to like. And they do.

214.If あなた always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: All. The. Time. Even if it's a song I like, it gets annoying after a while.

215.If あなた ever fell asleep while chewing gum and woke up with it all over your hair, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Once that happened to me with sticky tac. No, I wasn't chewing it, but still.

216.If あなた are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile.

217.If, on Fanpop, あなた look through other peoples profiles looking for things to join, copy this into your profile.

A/N: Well, that's it for now. I'll try to update it every now and again when I find something interesting. RRR!(Read, rate, and review) See y'all later! Hugs! Bye!
~My8thUsername