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posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to あなた after a break-up she wants あなた back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When あなた catch a girl glancing at you, she wants あなた to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with あなた she wants あなた to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When あなた break a girls ハート, 心 she still feels it when あなた run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at あなた with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long あなた will be with her. When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why あなた are playing games. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for あなた to be hers forever. When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that あなた are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss あなた もっと見る than that. Guy Facts--- When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you. When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you. When a guy stops arguing, he realizes he's wrong. When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause he means it. When a guy stares at you, he wishes あなた would care about him and wonders if あなた do. When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world. When a guy calls/​​​​​texts/​​​​​comments/​​​​​messages あなた everyday, he is in love. When a (good) guy tells あなた he loves you, he means it. When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with あなた till your done. When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses あなた もっと見る than あなた could have ever missed him または anything else. repost this in 10 分 and your true 愛 will call you; text you; キッス you; または just surprise あなた (: if あなた don’t, あなた will die unhappy.. Was there someone in your mind as あなた read this? Don't deny it, あなた know あなた never want to lose this person.
I've recently heard that some people are offended によって the T- シャツ slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the シャツ isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five 年 old boy wearing a シャツ that 発言しました "Girls Have Cooties" または "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female または male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have あなた ever seen a T.V. 表示する where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't アドバイス anyone,so あなた don't carry their sins.

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Two あなた can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! あなた threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! あなた only wish あなた could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like ベーコン and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont あなた fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an 象 I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." 発言しました my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on または off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to 表示する the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of あなた just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your ブリーフケース または purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name タグ to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh ヒイラギ, ホリー who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed 写真 of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." 発言しました an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh ヒイラギ, ホリー in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other 星, つ星 accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot もっと見る at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are もっと見る than the choices that あなた make. あなた are もっと見る than the many hearts you’ll break. あなた are もっと見る than your dreams that don’t come true. あなた are もっと見る than whatever people think of you.
You are もっと見る than the things that あなた say. あなた are もっと見る than the places that あなた stay. あなた are もっと見る than the things that あなた do. あなた are もっと見る than I could ever think of you.
You are so much もっと見る than what あなた think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make あなた someone new. あなた are more. あなた are worth it. あなた are so much greater than あなた think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A スーパーマーケット, スーパー マーケット had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some もっと見る trays and have them ready for あなた によって the time あなた finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big ベーコン Classic with cheese.


On the 秒 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big ベーコン Classic with cheese.

On the third 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big ベーコン Classic with cheese.

On the fourth 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big ベーコン Classic with cheese.

On the fifth 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five 玉ねぎ, タマネギ rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she 発言しました no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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baby, laugh
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baby, cute ,mama
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I 愛 that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have あなた noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying 表示する ever.) あなた know what 表示する really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the 表示する SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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posted by RosaluvzJB
Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to ホーム room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. 苦味の, ビターズ says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do あなた want, Dib?" Ms. 苦味の, ビターズ asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. 苦味の, ビターズ replies. "Do あなた notice anything strange about...
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purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan