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Hello, I’m back! I’ll write もっと見る now.
So this ランダム kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone あなた want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I 発言しました “What?” and she 発言しました “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those of あなた that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, あなた know it’s true. However, do あなた guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister あなた automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings too.
    When you’re a kid, adults spend a lot of time trying to convince あなた that cliques don’t really exist, and that the TV shows that あなた watch are just exaggerating, and then あなた get to middle school and you’re like, ‘Oh my god ディズニー Channel was right.’ It is, too. I saw this boy in the hallways today who wore his pants up really high, with his シャツ tucked in and big glasses and braces. He was in the ポケモン club. Just as I was laughing, I heard him speak. He had the squeakiest voice ever I laughed soooo hard. (I feel so mean right now, and I know karmas going to パンチ me in the face someday, but just come on.)
    I have decided on my ハロウィン costume for this year, and I have to say, it is epic. I am going to be… A CEREAL KILLER! A cereal killer costume is a black シャツ and pants with boxes of cereal with knives in them stuck on them. Epic right?
    Alright, I’m done. :D

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector
 So is this one.
So is this one.
Try not to laugh または Smile! This is a fun challenge even if あなた dont laugh.
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20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 尻, お尻 in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My お気に入り Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot または putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast 食 restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

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I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When あなた arrive at the 次 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If あなた are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time あなた turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him または her that you’ve ロスト your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he または she has anything...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time あなた lick a stamp.

-It takes もっと見る calories to eat a piece of セロリ than the セロリ provides あなた with.

-Many people think eating 魚 makes あなた もっと見る intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

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1.skip randomly
2.pretend あなた have a ランダム obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the 次 few days and buy all sorts of ラマ related stuff then one 日 dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several もっと見る times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of あなた so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...
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1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag または what ever あなた can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and フルーツ aisles and ask every 分 "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? または rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age あなた are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....
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Even had I thought of trying to get my boys to do this I probably couldn't have, neither were coerced into any of this and neither were hurt (for very long anyway). - HDCYT (creator).
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