こんにちは it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken クロス the road?
To 表示する that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do あなた make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do あなた call a giant, clumsy, atomic 線, レイ breathing lizard?
5. Why did the Annoying オレンジ become so popular?
Because オレンジ is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!