I found this link. This will last あなた days. XD
Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.
John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.
One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.
Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.
The microwave オーブン was invented によって mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the チョコレート bar he had in his pocket.
Moisture, not air, causes super glue to dry.
Only 14% of Americans say they've skinny dipped with the opposite sex.
"60 Minutes" on CBS is the only TV 表示する to not have a theme song または music.
Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
Most ボート owners name their boats. The most 人気 ボート name requested is Obsession.
100% of all lottery winners gain weight.
An average American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights.
The Olympic flag's Colors（色） are always red, black, blue, green and yellow rings on a field of white. This is because at least one of those Colors（色） appears on the flag of every nation on the planet.
ネコ can hear ultrasound.
In a 最近 survey, Americans revealed that バナナ was their お気に入り smell.
In all three Godfather films, when あなた see oranges, there is a death (or a very close call) coming up soon.
If あなた were to spell out numbers, あなた would あなた have to go until 1,000 until あなた would find the letter "A".
23% of employees say they have had sex in the office.
Bullet proof vests, 火災, 火 escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers were all invented によって women.
Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men.
There are もっと見る collect calls on Father's 日 than any other 日 of the year.
Mel ブラン (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
40% of all people who come to a party in your ホーム snoop in your medicine cabinet.
3.9% of all women surveyed say they never wear underwear.
スーパーマン is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld", either によって name または pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.
85% of the men who cheat on their wives die while having sex.
Every 日 もっと見る money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 によって eliminating one オリーブ from each サラダ served first class.
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28
Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80
Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50
Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce または separation: 58
Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches
Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90
Percentage of mammal species that are monogamous: 3
Chances that a burglary in the United States will be solved: 1 in 7
One third of the land in the United States is owned によって the government.
The ハチドリ is the only bird that can fly backwards.
Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles または snakes.
An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.
Intelligent people have もっと見る zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
When George Lucas was mixing the American Graffiti soundtrack, he numbered the reels of film starting with an R and numbered the dialog starting with a D. Sound designer Walter Murch asked George for Reel 2, Dialog 2 によって saying "R2D2". George liked the way that sounded so much he integrated that into another project he was working on.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.
Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.
Pilgrims ate ポップコーン at the first Thanksgiving dinner.
They have square watermelons in 日本 - they stack better.
Iceland consumes もっと見る Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
Armadillos can be housebroken.
The first Fords had engines made によって Dodge.
A モル, ほくろ can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
ピーナッツ are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
A ハチドリ weighs less than a penny.
Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.
The flashing warning light on the cylindrical Capitol Records tower spells out HOLLYWOOD in Morse code.
Every time あなた lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
The average American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.
Over 1,000 birds a 年 die from smashing into windows.
The State of Florida is bigger than England.
Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.
It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about 6 elephants.
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.
In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died によって the time they were 30.
もっと見る people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
Your ribs 移動する about 5 million times a year, every time あなた breathe.
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons.
Slugs have 4 noses.
Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per 分 on this planet.
Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.
The average American drinks about 600 sodas a year.
It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.
There wasn't a single ポニー in the ポニー Express, just horses.
Honeybees have hair on their eyes.
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so あなた can eat your plate.
The 象 is the only mammal that can't jump.
The ペンギン is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
America once issued a 5-cent bill.
You'll eat about 35,000 クッキー in your lifetime.
Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is キャップ to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
Fortune クッキー were actually invented in America, in 1918, によって Charles Jung.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep あなた from crying.
The pitches that Babe Ruth hit for his last-ever homerun and that Joe DiMaggio hit for his first-ever homerun where thrown によって the same man.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.
In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.
There are over 52.6 million イヌ in the U.S.
イヌ and ネコ consume almost $7 billion worth of pet 食 a year.
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
The 五角形, 米国防総省 has twice as many restrooms as necessary. When it was built, segregation was still in place in Virginia, so separate restrooms for blacks and whites were required によって law.
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan
Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.
John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.
One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.
Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.
The microwave オーブン was invented によって mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the チョコレート bar he had in his pocket.
Moisture, not air, causes super glue to dry.
Only 14% of Americans say they've skinny dipped with the opposite sex.
"60 Minutes" on CBS is the only TV 表示する to not have a theme song または music.
Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
Most ボート owners name their boats. The most 人気 ボート name requested is Obsession.
100% of all lottery winners gain weight.
An average American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights.
The Olympic flag's Colors（色） are always red, black, blue, green and yellow rings on a field of white. This is because at least one of those Colors（色） appears on the flag of every nation on the planet.
ネコ can hear ultrasound.
In a 最近 survey, Americans revealed that バナナ was their お気に入り smell.
In all three Godfather films, when あなた see oranges, there is a death (or a very close call) coming up soon.
If あなた were to spell out numbers, あなた would あなた have to go until 1,000 until あなた would find the letter "A".
23% of employees say they have had sex in the office.
Bullet proof vests, 火災, 火 escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers were all invented によって women.
Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men.
There are もっと見る collect calls on Father's 日 than any other 日 of the year.
Mel ブラン (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
40% of all people who come to a party in your ホーム snoop in your medicine cabinet.
3.9% of all women surveyed say they never wear underwear.
スーパーマン is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld", either によって name または pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.
85% of the men who cheat on their wives die while having sex.
Every 日 もっと見る money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 によって eliminating one オリーブ from each サラダ served first class.
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28
Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80
Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50
Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce または separation: 58
Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches
Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90
Percentage of mammal species that are monogamous: 3
Chances that a burglary in the United States will be solved: 1 in 7
One third of the land in the United States is owned によって the government.
The ハチドリ is the only bird that can fly backwards.
Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles または snakes.
An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.
Intelligent people have もっと見る zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
When George Lucas was mixing the American Graffiti soundtrack, he numbered the reels of film starting with an R and numbered the dialog starting with a D. Sound designer Walter Murch asked George for Reel 2, Dialog 2 によって saying "R2D2". George liked the way that sounded so much he integrated that into another project he was working on.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.
Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.
Pilgrims ate ポップコーン at the first Thanksgiving dinner.
They have square watermelons in 日本 - they stack better.
Iceland consumes もっと見る Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
Armadillos can be housebroken.
The first Fords had engines made によって Dodge.
A モル, ほくろ can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
ピーナッツ are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
A ハチドリ weighs less than a penny.
Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.
The flashing warning light on the cylindrical Capitol Records tower spells out HOLLYWOOD in Morse code.
Every time あなた lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
The average American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.
Over 1,000 birds a 年 die from smashing into windows.
The State of Florida is bigger than England.
Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.
It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about 6 elephants.
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.
In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died によって the time they were 30.
もっと見る people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
Your ribs 移動する about 5 million times a year, every time あなた breathe.
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons.
Slugs have 4 noses.
Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per 分 on this planet.
Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.
The average American drinks about 600 sodas a year.
It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.
There wasn't a single ポニー in the ポニー Express, just horses.
Honeybees have hair on their eyes.
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so あなた can eat your plate.
The 象 is the only mammal that can't jump.
The ペンギン is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
America once issued a 5-cent bill.
You'll eat about 35,000 クッキー in your lifetime.
Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is キャップ to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
Fortune クッキー were actually invented in America, in 1918, によって Charles Jung.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep あなた from crying.
The pitches that Babe Ruth hit for his last-ever homerun and that Joe DiMaggio hit for his first-ever homerun where thrown によって the same man.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.
In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.
There are over 52.6 million イヌ in the U.S.
イヌ and ネコ consume almost $7 billion worth of pet 食 a year.
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
The 五角形, 米国防総省 has twice as many restrooms as necessary. When it was built, segregation was still in place in Virginia, so separate restrooms for blacks and whites were required によって law.
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan
I wondered if あなた could hear my ハート, 心 in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when あなた wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as あなた fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
または maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I 愛 you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when あなた wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as あなた fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
または maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I 愛 you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it 発言しました on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it 発言しました on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
(hello people i am もっと見る happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)
