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posted by karpach_13
Things other's hate
Here's a few things あなた can do to make everyone pissed off at you.

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what あなた think."

8. Practice making fax and modem noises.

9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.

10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

12. Signal that a conversation is over によって clamping your hands over your ears.

13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink カートリッジ across the room.

14. Holler ランダム numbers while someone is counting.

15. Adjust the background color on your Eメール so that all your Eメール correspondence is in green, and insist to others that あなた "like it that way."

16. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

17. Publicly investigate just how slowly あなた can make a "croaking" noise.

18. Honk and wave to strangers.

19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints によって the cash register.

20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

21. type only in lowercase.

22. dont use any punctuation either

23. Buy a large quantity of オレンジ traffic cones and reroute entire streets.

24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do あなた hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."

25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

26. Try playing the William Tell Overture によって tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "no, wait, I messed it up,"and repeat.

27. Ask people what gender they are.

28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

30. Sing along at the opera.
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