あなた know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your お気に入り character from 星, つ星 Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
あなた think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled によって Beast becoming human.
あなた replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, または Minerva Mink.
あなた slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
あなた can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your お気に入り female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
あなた go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often あなた can recite the dialogue off によって heart.
... and あなた think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
あなた know what 'yiff' means.
The section あなた most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
あなた can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
あなた find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
あなた try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
あなた infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
あなた know what FurryMUCK is.
... and あなた know the IP and port number によって heart.
あなた have もっと見る than one character on FurryMUCK.
あなた really do buy 'Playboy' または 'Penthouse' for the articles.
あなた buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
あなた socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
もっと見る than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when あなた finally get introduced to her, あなた think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" または "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
あなた regularly visit the 大学 at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has 与えられた あなた a life-long 愛 of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best フレンズ no longer remember your real name.
あなた know what "digitigrade" means.
... and あなた can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and 動画 with "Vixens" in the タイトル that don't contain actual foxes are regarded によって あなた as dealing in false advertising.
あなた wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
あなた become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
あなた name a useful program, computer, network または ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer コメント on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and あなた spend several confused 秒 looking for it.
あなた spend もっと見る time on FurryMUCK than off it.
あなた dream of romantic interludes with comic または cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
あなた dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
あなた take your furry ポートフォリオ to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, または comics...
Your お気に入り Robin フード film was made によって ディズニー and did not 星, つ星 Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing あなた can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
あなた send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
あなた read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' アイコン in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
あなた intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many もっと見る cool foreign prints, 'zines etc あなた can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
あなた remember what アバター actually was.
あなた immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when あなた お気に入り furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
あなた change your Internet provider so あなた can better access FurryMUCK.
あなた don't mind what あなた get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn によって Terrie Smith".
あなた wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into 狼男 または animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
あなた consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so あなた can become your お気に入り furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu または other furry comics.
あなた want to name your cat "Omaha".
あなた catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
あなた change your name to Wolf, Fox, または Otter.
あなた watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
あなた can remember when alt.fan.furry contained もっと見る discussions than flames.
あなた 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
あなた ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct または Darkstalkers.
あなた seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
あなた mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
あなた keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so あなた can morph your face with that of a critter.
あなた occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
あなた keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
あなた have もっと見る plushies than the local toyshops.
あなた post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
あなた start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
あなた try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" または any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo または wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
あなた drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
あなた watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
あなた think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
あなた actually look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to foxes または raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced によって a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
あなた lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, あなた change schools instead.
あなた pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
芝居 on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, あなた replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
あなた have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and あなた buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
あなた have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
あなた think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
あなた rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) によって their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
あなた eat breakfast cereals just for the 動物 on the box.
あなた discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking あなた have mange instead.
あなた carry animal plush toys with あなた on business trips, and 表示する them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see あなた in the lobby.
あなた boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that 記事 on Confurence.
あなた have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them によって name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
あなた read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve 毛皮 grafts.
... または prosthetic tails.
あなた spend もっと見る money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and あなた buy passports for each of them.
... and あなた try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped によって Immigration on overseas trips.
あなた think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
あなた get sensory feedback from body parts that あなた don't have.
あなた refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
あなた made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
あなた are digitigrade もっと見る than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
あなた turn around whenever あなた close a door so that あなた don't get your tail caught.
あなた are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
あなた grow your own winter coat.
あなた have been banned from the vets until あなた get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
あなた call your ベッド a nest.
... and it looks like one.
あなた call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
あなた worry that if あなた bite someone あなた will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.