I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton キャンディー road like 45 like 秒 前 and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like あなた like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went ホーム and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like 日 in the like life of a like polar bear.
P.S. ~ Don't あなた wanna mix cotton キャンディー and popscicles!