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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a ランダム number and confuse the person who 回答 によって saying things like;
"Why did あなた call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up ランダム statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a ランダム 記事 like this.

4. At walmart または somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, または a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.

5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"

6. Text everyone あなた know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"

7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your フレンズ as your sidekick または other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one あなた deeply despise.

8. Flirt with perverts on the web. (Best times are around 9-11 am in my time, in the south eastern area of the united states, sorry I don't know time zones!)

9. (girls, または cross-dressers....) Blind fold your フレンズ and yourself and give each other blind makeovers. (results may vary)

10. (girls または クロス dressers..) First you'll need a half full/half empty または completely empty perfume または body mist bottle. Add smelly things and strange liquids while trying to maintain a believeable color and offer the original fragrance to either a friend as a joke または to an enemy.
1. Change the lyrics to a 人気 song to hilarious ランダム lyrics.

12. Find a poster of a celeb. あなた hate または a picture of an enemy and use markers/cheap makeup to paint them into your point of view towards them.

13. Drive a riding lawnmower down the 通り, ストリート casually.

14. Carry a ソファー, ソファ down the 通り, ストリート and see how long it takes until someone calls the police.

15. Try some of the キャンディー in the medicine cabinet.

16. Tell everyone how much あなた 愛 them, including strangers.

17. (aimed at guys) Undress and meet me in the back with the jack at the juke box ;) (jk)

18. Take your pants off and run around your neighborhood screaming "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"

19. Chat with strangers on the internet! That seems to be what most of us do.

20. Try a stage slide in shorts.

21. Complain to ランダム strangers about a bruise on your buttox.

22. Give your mother a ハート, 心 attack and tell her your pregnant. (especially affective for guys but aimed at girls)

23. Shake up a soda can (while the hobos not looking) and politely offer the cold drink to a hobo seemingly obliviously.

24. Try to make your own soda. (ex. For オレンジ soda add オレンジ 食 coloring または オレンジ ジュース to sprite) Now offer your creation to someone.
25. (girls... または cross-dressers) Hang upside down from a 木, ツリー and give your friend a makeover.

26.Go streaking through town.

27. Go skinny dipping.

28. Write cuss words on the side walk with chalk in a neighborhood with small children.

29. Try playing baseball with tomatoes.

30. Go around town getting ランダム people to sign your t-shirt.

31. Have a free hug day.

32. Have a cake/pie fight.

33. Ask for band name suggestions at a gay bar.(I've done this before. Hilarious outcomes.) *

34. Play midnight subway カート game (run from subway カート to subway カート before the doors close.)

35. Throw a themed party (ex. football bros and cheerleading hoes)

36. Water gun drive by.

37. Have a picnic on a roof!
38. Flour Bombing- it's really cheap and easy...
Buy a load of cheap tissues and flour.
Open a tissue up and put about a handful of flour inside.
Then screw the 上, ページのトップへ of the tissue up so that it is sealed, but not too tight.
Make as many of these as あなた like and スプリット, 分割 them out evenly between your friends.
Find a large field または garden, put on some old clothes and go crazy throwing them at eachother (it's even better at night!)
Same rules apply as in paintballing!

39. Racing in shopping carts is major fun.

40. Push your friend in a baby stroller (let go) down the steepest 丘, ヒル in your neighborhood (A 1st aid kit might come in handy.)

41.Take ketchup packets from McDonalds and leave them under car tires in a parking lot.

45. Do the same with eggs and rotten tomatoes.

46. Sit your younger brother/sister/cousin/something (If あなた don't have these subsitutions may include a close friend who's good at being annoying) on a スツール in あなた front yard and try to auction them off.

47. Leave a hamburger on 上, ページのトップへ of someone's car and wait in a car nearby and watch their reaction..

48. Tell some little kids your having an Easter Egg Hunt または something ( But don't hide anything!!) And watch as they look and look.

49.Jump Trucking (jump on the back of a truck/van and see where it takes you)
50. WalMart または Super Store Frogging(basically means あなた plan to sneak a sleepover, they stay open for 24 hours so hide and wait til everyones gone)

51. T-P someone's house

52. Cow tipping!!

53. Wait until its dark and when a neighbor または family comes home. Hide in the bushes and as they walk by, spray them with something like silly string または washable spray paint.

54. Go 食 Sampling (like trick または treating, instead of door to door あなた go store to store and collect ランダム 食 samples--the mall 食 court is a good place to start. At the end of the day, dump all your collectibles on a plate and have lunch/dinner together)

55. Mute Dialogue a Movie または a TV 表示する (bring down the sound または mute it and make up what they're saying lol)

56. Night time Glow PaintBall shooting/Water Balloon Fighting (fill 銃 with glow in the dark paint または fill water balloons and make a game of it at night...Remember the もっと見る あなた get hit the easier it is to find あなた and target あなた again. Play til あなた run out)

57. Ride Railing of an escalator (run up a down escalator, run down an up escalator...Warning: the inexperienced WILL get hurt---or thrown out lol)

58. 次 time あなた go eat fast 食 go thru the drive thru without a car and demand service!

59. Fast 食 Hopping. Grab Mcdonalds fries, Burger King Whoppers, Wendy's Frosty, Arby's モッツァレラ, モッツァレラチーズ Sticks, KFC nuggets, Subway drink (or switch it around, then sit down outside a fancy restaurant and have a nice but cheap meal and do some people watching especially as they come out of the restaurant with empty wallets)
60. Do some karaoke with フレンズ または better yet go caroling hot hits door to door (if they complain say you're observing a religious holiday, it's even funnier to say after あなた finished 歌う Baby Got Back. Make sure to ask for any requests and try to beatbox even if you're terrible at it)

61. When the phone rings and its a sells call, say you're not buying but then try to sell them the competitors product.

62. Call a ピザ place. Tell them you're new and town and your neighbors asked あなた to order ピザ for a party but since you're new round here you're not really sure what this ピザ thing is and ask them to explain it to you. When they say "Bread with meat and cheese on it." Ask them something like "What kind of bread? Like a sandwich? With meat? Well, what kind of meat? Couldn't I just put some turkey & cheese on a sandwich?" For best outcomes, call a place where it is against the rules for an employee to hang up on a customer who calls. (In my town there's a place called "Hungry Howie's where these rules apply. My brother's friend is expert at this kind of stuff and did this --He made the call last almost an hour!

62. Eat something that is bad for you, then bathe in pepto-bismal.

63. Tie yourself to the back of a car then jump off while its moving and have someone videotape あなた getting extremely bad road-rash at the speeds of 50 to 70mph...

64. Run around town and lick every shops window .

65. Bring a wireless microphone into town and sing beside someone playing a ギター etc.

66. Sit on your roof and throw water baloons at pedestrians.

67. Follow ランダム people around and pretend あなた know them によって trying to make conversation.

68. Run around in your underwear with a wand and a harry potter outfit and yell spells at people.
69. Go to Wal-Mart and when the announcer comes on Say this Its those voices again!!! Scream that in an isle!!

70. Go into a ランダム store with a lot of people and screamI WON THE LOTTERY!!!

71.When あなた are in class lightly bob your head to a light tune and then think of a really heavy metal tune and just whip out the air ギター and everything! Thrash your head around too!!!

72. Get whipped cream in a bottle and spray randoms!!

73. Have a hugging contest!

74. Try on old people clothes clothes at the mall and アップロード them onto your fanpop/myspace/facebook または another account!

75. Knock and run on peoples houses(teaches, mates, old people)

76. Put 落花生, ピーナッツ バター on the handle of ランダム cars

77. follow a ランダム car ホーム to mess with them

78. fast 食 football (have someone run through and grab your bag of 食 as the people are handing it to you;; あなた get another bag of 食 free)

79. dress up as the oppostie sex and go into public.

80. hide behind things at the mall and throw eggs/water balloons at people walking によって

81. Get a whole basket of food, wait till its all checked out, and say あなた forgot your wallet

82. drive through the mcdonalds drive-thru backwards

83. Get kicked out of wal-mart84. Rent golfcarts and race your フレンズ on them

85. Honk going through a neighborhood early in the morning または late at night and wake people up.

86. 表示する up at the wrong house, pretend its your フレンズ house (that you've never been to) and just go right in and pretend everythings normal.

87. Rearrange your entire house before your parents come ホーム

88.get a bald cap, go to school and pretend like あなた shaved your head.

89. Walk in public with your pants off casually

90. Climb a 木, ツリー and drop eggs on cars.

91. Mess with the scale at a doctor's office so everyone thinks they're really fat.

93. Video yourself doing a silly dance to a song then watch it after and laugh.

94. Text every contact saying your pregnant/getting married/diagnosed with autism/etc.

95. Black mail your teacher.

96.Pile up all your stuffed toys in the middle of a room then jump in them.

97. Open your window and yell out of it, "You'll never take me alive coppers!"

98. Type in 'Things to do when you're bored' on youtube.
99. On the computer, make a fake advertisement for a Gardener and put it out in the porch. Later, find out if your parents think it is real!

100. Put a sign up outside your house saying 'Brother/siter for sale'

101. Draw a banana.

102. Slap yourself until あなた get hurt.

103. Pretend to look around your room as if it has just turned into Narnia.

104. try to balance as many spoons on your face as あなた can.

105. Pretend あなた are running away from yourself.

106. Try to break a CD (one that あなた don't use anymore).

107. Make a mixture of all the liquids in your bathroom then put it in a bottle and name it (your name)'s secret bath lotion.

108. Post a video onto YouTube of あなた doing the most ランダム things ever.

109. Walk around your room without walking on the floor.

110. Make a sale of the most ランダム things ever outside your house.

111. 一覧 all the swear words あなた know and mail the note to a ランダム adress.

112. Make up a video called,''What to do when you're bored
113.You grab a stuff animal(has to be small) and あなた run up and the side walk yelling pussy come back. あなた get some crazy looks and its really funny.

114. Go do something that would make the world a little bit better- Protest for chickens who like to クロス the road's questioned authorities.

115. Sit on your roof with your friends, and if someone gives あなた a weird look from the street, yell "We are waiting to board the mothership!"
116. Play Sweet & サワー with some friends. Stand on a 通り, ストリート corner and wave at every car that passes. If they wave back または smile, yell "Sweet." If they ignore あなた または give あなた a dirty look, yell "SOUR!" and chase them as long as あなた would like.

117. Go to Wal-Mart and just sit in the middle of an isle with your friends. See how long it takes for someone to make あなた move.

118. Go to a store like target and play phone tag (if あなた have a picture cell phone) --- like walk through the store and the game is to try to get pics of your フレンズ w/o them seeing あなた and w/o them taking pictures of you!

119. Go teepeeing go through a drive thru and order ランダム **** and mess with the pe

120. Stay a couple nights in a hotle with about 20 people in the same room (got kicked out.

121. Go to a store and pretend your blind.

123. Dress up like Santa & go to walmart & wish people a merry Christmas! (no matter if it's クリスマス または not!)

124. Run really fast and slide on a carpet then count how many rug burns あなた get
125. Find a number あなた like (preferably 47) and become obsessed with it.
Don’t worry; I’ve listed some interesting examples of ‘obsessive behaviour’ to start あなた off:
Buy all the t-shirts and items of clothing あなた can with that number on it, or, if that fails, go to a t-shirt printers and get some made. If あなた prefer, there is always the option of buying an age badge of your number from any good card/gift shop. If they have sold out of your number, make your badge out of paper plates and カクテル sticks.
Every time あなた spot your number (whether on your own または in public) point to it and scream “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” as loud as あなた can.
When あなた go out nightclubbing, steal a girl friend’s eyeliner pencil and draw that number on your forehead. (Don’t use your own pencil, if あなた have one – such extensive use will shorten the life of あなた eye-liner for sure.) People may stare at あなた – don’t be alarmed if this happens. They are simply amazed によって how cool あなた look.
Get the DJs of any pubs あなた visit (don’t bother with club DJs – they won’t take あなた seriously) to announce your preferred number over the PA system as often as あなた can. Don’t be disheartened if continuous harassment of the DJ gets あなた thrown out of your local – remember the power of your number, and have faith that the pub landlord will come round eventually.
Make an occasion of Halloween. Get a pumpkin, carve out the shape of your sacred number, and take it with あなた when あなた go out. Remember, あなた can’t throw away the carved out かぼちゃ, カボチャ number! Best keep it in your freezer for all eternity so it’s always there to protect あなた from evil.
Sometimes a nonsensical word, for instance ‘Toyspens’, can be used in conjunction with your chosen number for added effect. However, be very careful when deciding on your word または あなた may end up accidentally summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse again.
If someone asks あなた “Why??” laugh hysterically and then ignore them for a few days. They’ll soon realise their mistake.

126. Get a group of フレンズ and climb into the window in a store and pretend to be manicans によって standing as still as possible and posing. See how many people あなた can fool.

127. Hang out on someone's roof and talk.

128. CLIFF JUMPING! あなた ALWAYS WALK AWAY WITH A CUT または SOMETHING! ITS A GREAT TIME BRING A VIDEO CAMERA129. Throw on some Mexican wrestling masks and sit in the trees drinking scotch...and scare the hell out of early morning joggers.

130. well, あなた know those people who get their deer heads mounted? Anyway, take it & ride around in the car with it. Occasionally stick it's head out the window sometimes.

131. Go around during an election season collecting the signs for one candidate and making note of what house we took it from, then go and switch those signs with people who were promoting the other candidate.

132. Try slamming a revolving door.
posted by Blaze1213IsBack
ヘタリア Axis Powers
Hetalia World Series
Hetalia Beautiful World
Hetalia World Twinkle
Naruto Shippuden
Attack on Titan
My Hero Academia
Food Wars
Code Geass
Sweetness and Lightning
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Zombie Land Saga
Guilty Crown
Cowboy Bebop
Tokyo Ghoul
No Game No Life
The Devil's is a part Timer
Kamisama Kiss
My Little Monster
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater
Death Note
Vampire Knight
Blue Excoist
Sword Art Online
Darling in the Franxx
Death Parade
The Saga of Tanya the Evil
Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon?
KonoSuba; God's Blessing...
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posted by SilentForce
A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long ロスト bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are あなた okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...
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posted by whatsupbugs
I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of あなた and have changed a lot as a person.

I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being によって my own, but a former ファンポップ member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.

Since then, I've met several もっと見る wonderful people who have become close フレンズ of mine.

Thank あなた my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.

Thank あなた for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing フレンズ that make ファンポップ a great place!
posted by kingcesar67
Hellfire Lyrics
A new musical based on the Victor Hugo novel and songs from the ディズニー film
The Hunchback of Notre Dame the Musical - Hellfire Lyrics

Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
(Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father))
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar,...
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posted by SilentForce
Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite 日 last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this 年 because after making a アンケート about whether または not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite 日 on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this 日付 was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.

If anyone has any disagreements about the 日付 than feel free to contact me.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a 表, テーブル in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before クリスマス was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If あなた haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time あなた begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link


A scare カラス spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in ハロウィン decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If あなた were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: あなた see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let あなた know who Brony Of The 月 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, または laughing....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little ポニー ファン fiction. If あなた do not like talking 馬 that come in different colors, run for your life.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present

A My Little ポニー ファン Fiction

Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...

Ring Of Fire

Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog

STH's Larry Wilcox as フレッド Greenley

And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter

Also starring Amethyst 星, つ星 as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi...
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posted by Canada24

Stan: Shut up Cartman, あなた silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID あなた SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: あなた call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...
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molly lewis
jimmy barnes
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: こんにちは everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the 前 episode how あなた 発言しました we might get killed によって assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are あなた still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! あなた have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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