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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as あなた walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at あなた for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L(デスノート) (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t あなた wearing shoes” あなた reply によって standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.


9. When your teacher tells あなた to stop, クロス your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”

10.Don’t do your Homework.

11. When your teacher asks あなた why あなた didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.

12. When あなた have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), あなた stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do あなた need help on?” あなた smirk and whisper “I know what あなた did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)

14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.

15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”

16. 5 分 after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”

16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.

17. (Back in normal clothes) hand キャンディー out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for あなた =P that’s payback for that F!” >D

18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why あなた were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D

19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 秒 and the bottom.


20. When あなた leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”

21. 表示する up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)

22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”

23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”

24. Whisper to the person 次 to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out ランダム things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.

26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

27. Tell your teacher あなた heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.

28. During an exam, act like あなた need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)

29. When あなた graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS あなた SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up によって their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect

32.Speak like Yoda

33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'

34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language

35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"

37.Ask if why she asks 質問 if she "supposedly" knows the answer.

38.Tell her あなた know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong

39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper または rubbers at them

40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, あなた answer “take it where”.

41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, あなた answer “Absent

42.If あなた so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.

43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it

44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head

45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one または two points higher than it actually is.

46.Use crayon for important assignments

47.When possible, eat 食 in class. Loud, crunchy food

48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.

49.Blurt out the 回答 to the teachers questions

50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.

51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”

52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.

i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until あなた spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far あなた can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes あなた have to stop thinking so much and go where your ハート, 心 takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, あなた must keep moving.

Do not let what あなた cannot do interfere with what あなた can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 または BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. レポート everything and コメント 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say あなた hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' または 'You're so annoying' または 'No' on a ウォール post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
奈良シカマル Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are もっと見る but i cant be stuffed naming them um コメント if i have missed any male アニメ dudes あなた like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when あなた tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. 削除 any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. あなた need to listen to us
6. if あなた going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i 愛 you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if あなた get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if あなた do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With 鮫, サメ Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of 鮫, サメ attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if あなた are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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posted by mehere
Im sorry if あなた dont like me Im sorry if あなた think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who あなた are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change または be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If あなた don't like my words, don't listen. If あなた don't like my appearance, don't look. If あなた don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. あなた think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't あなた see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, あなた gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
レポート the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave あなた alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of ファンポップ and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat または drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why あなた have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail あなた out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting 次 to あなた sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen あなた cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else あなた cried...just laugh about it with あなた in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks あなた to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has あなた on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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1. Every 日 at school is the same
2. あなた never know if your braids look digusting または not
3. あなた are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. あなた would like to think that people notice または even think about あなた but あなた are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows または cares about
5. あなた worry people will write nasty コメント on your ファンポップ 記事 that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all あなた do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When あなた only really have like 3 フレンズ at school and 2 of them...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting によって an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the ウォール to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five 分 yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time あなた see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that あなた are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that あなた are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure あなた dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W ブッシュ has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, または 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th 日 of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid コメント please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of 食 and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum または dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach あなた some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room あなた built under the ground and put some 食 and drinks there!

6-When the 日 comes! go to the room あなた built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a ランダム person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow ランダム people all over the store または where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a ランダム person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender または if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of あなた have heard Born This Way によって Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I 愛 everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being あなた are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need 食 when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do あなた want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take あなた out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call あなた sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give あなた a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why あなた are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are あなた going through now?

"I 愛 you, too." = Okay, I 発言しました it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized によって irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing または two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our 愛 あなた lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 愛 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 愛 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 愛 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape または form.
6.Guys あなた should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with あなた (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 愛 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When あなた (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just 読書 some of the ターミネーター 名言・格言 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. あなた might get annoyed によって it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! あなた can think what ever あなた can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people 愛 batman, I go for Superman. バットマン dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One 日 he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my 次 hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that あなた can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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