1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as あなた walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at あなた for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L(デスノート) (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t あなた wearing shoes” あなた reply によって standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells あなた to stop, クロス your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks あなた why あなた didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When あなた have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), あなた stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do あなた need help on?” あなた smirk and whisper “I know what あなた did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 分 after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand キャンディー out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for あなた =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why あなた were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 秒 and the bottom.
20. When あなた leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. 表示する up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person 次 to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out ランダム things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher あなた heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like あなた need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When あなた graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS あなた SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up によって their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks 質問 if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her あなた know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper または rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, あなた answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, あなた answer “Absent
42.If あなた so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one または two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat 食 in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the 回答 to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at あなた for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L(デスノート) (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t あなた wearing shoes” あなた reply によって standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells あなた to stop, クロス your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks あなた why あなた didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When あなた have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), あなた stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do あなた need help on?” あなた smirk and whisper “I know what あなた did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 分 after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand キャンディー out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for あなた =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why あなた were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 秒 and the bottom.
20. When あなた leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. 表示する up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person 次 to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out ランダム things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher あなた heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like あなた need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When あなた graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS あなた SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up によって their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks 質問 if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her あなた know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper または rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, あなた answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, あなた answer “Absent
42.If あなた so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one または two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat 食 in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the 回答 to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. レポート everything and コメント 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say あなた hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' または 'You're so annoying' または 'No' on a ウォール post. (Just be rude)
WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
奈良シカマル Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are もっと見る but i cant be stuffed naming them um コメント if i have missed any male アニメ dudes あなた like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
Im sorry if あなた dont like me Im sorry if あなた think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who あなた are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change または be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If あなた don't like my words, don't listen. If あなた don't like my appearance, don't look. If あなた don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. あなた think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who あなた are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change または be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If あなた don't like my words, don't listen. If あなた don't like my appearance, don't look. If あなた don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. あなた think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.
Come on, Fanpop, don't あなた see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, あなた gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
レポート the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave あなた alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of ファンポップ and ze internetz. :3
Come on, Fanpop, don't あなた see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, あなた gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
レポート the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave あなた alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of ファンポップ and ze internetz. :3
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five 分 yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time あなた see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that あなた are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that あなた are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure あなた dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five 分 yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time あなた see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that あなた are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that あなた are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure あなた dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our 愛 あなた lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 愛 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 愛 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 愛 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape または form.
6.Guys あなた should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with あなた (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 愛 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When あなた (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we 愛 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 愛 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 愛 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape または form.
6.Guys あなた should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with あなた (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 愛 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When あなた (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just 読書 some of the ターミネーター 名言・格言 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. あなた might get annoyed によって it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. あなた might get annoyed によって it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.