1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.
2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are あなた listening? 15 times.
3. Ask her, "Do あなた like me?" over and over
4. Tell your phone to die.
5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks あなた to.
6. Make weird faces when she asks あなた to get off your PC.
7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.
8. Call your mom about her day.
9. Break something that your mother brought you.
10. If somebody's at the door, and your ホーム alone, answer it.
11. Call your mother, father.
12. Call your mom for no reason.
13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."
14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.
15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"
16. Cry to her how much あなた miss her after 5 mintues.
17. Make a bet that if あなた win, she has to pay your phone bill for a 年 *If あなた win, laugh at her
18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."
19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.
20. Say that あなた failed school.
21. Ask her for 55 books.
22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)
23. Say that she needs a makeover.
24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.
25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are あなた listening? 15 times.
3. Ask her, "Do あなた like me?" over and over
4. Tell your phone to die.
5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks あなた to.
6. Make weird faces when she asks あなた to get off your PC.
7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.
8. Call your mom about her day.
9. Break something that your mother brought you.
10. If somebody's at the door, and your ホーム alone, answer it.
11. Call your mother, father.
12. Call your mom for no reason.
13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."
14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.
15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"
16. Cry to her how much あなた miss her after 5 mintues.
17. Make a bet that if あなた win, she has to pay your phone bill for a 年 *If あなた win, laugh at her
18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."
19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.
20. Say that あなた failed school.
21. Ask her for 55 books.
22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)
23. Say that she needs a makeover.
24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.
25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
Donald Trump is The Man.
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WOT IF THIS ENTIRE 記事 IS A LIE!!!1/??
WOT IF-
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Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??
Wot if he was actually kidnapped によって aliens 1282839 years 前 and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????
Wot if they are just waiting for the 日 to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?
Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???
Wot if we are all figments of imagination created によって slim jims????
Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????
Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?
WOT IF THIS ENTIRE 記事 IS A LIE!!!1/??
WOT IF-
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アナと雪の女王 fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on 上, ページのトップへ of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE 城 for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up ランダム snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets もっと見る sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts 芝居 like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to ベッド they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets もっと見る sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts 芝居 like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to ベッド they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
Carving The Turkey
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.
He makes a fancy 表示する of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.
He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
によって the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.
He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
