41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If あなた have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your フレンズ come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary フレンズ that あなた ask their opinion of everything.

7. After あなた have your bath, ラップ a bath towel around あなた and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask あなた what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping または running into something. Look at the ground and whenever あなた see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as あなた can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an 時 and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When あなた シャワー または bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when あなた laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When あなた fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything あなた see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few 分 then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and クロス your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let あなた buy what あなた want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim あなた have been abducted によって aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask あなた to call someone, stay where あなた are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I 愛 あなた Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take あなた to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their 机, デスク chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid あなた see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring ホーム the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want あなた to see. Like a drop out または a goth または something. Tell them he/she's あなた new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out マンゴー everywhere あなた go