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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the ビーチ with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: あなた haven't 発言しました that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run によって the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.

And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.

Amy: It's been a while since Eggman attacked us.
Sonic: I know.
Amy: Do あなた think he's waiting this long on purpose?
Sonic: Possibly, and if he is, I'm ready to defeat him. For now, let's continue running.

But all of a sudden they stopped as if they were in a movie being paused. Sonic, Amy, and their surroundings turned black & white. Then, a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe on his chest walks infront of them.

Sean: Okay, I was playing a video that had my cousin spending time in the beach. That's not what this fanfiction is about. This is what it's about. Cars. And now, cue the opening credits.

Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgheog fanfiction

Life In The Fast Lane

Featuring the following characters, and their cars.

Sean the hedgehog

Car: Chevrolet Corvette
Year: 1968
Color: Blue
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 185 Miles an 時
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good

Sonic The Hedgehog

Car: Austin Healey 3000
Year: 1963
Color: Red, and white
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 179 Miles an 時
Handling: Good
Reliability: Good

Miles "Tails" Prower

Car: BMW 507
Year: 1958
Color: Silver
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 181 Miles an 時
Handling: Good
Reliability: Very good

Knuckles The Echidna

Car: Dodge まむし, バイパー
Year: 2010
Color: Red and black
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 220 Miles an 時
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Very good

Sexy the hedgehog (My girlfriend's ファン character)

Car: Ford マスタング, マストン
Year: 1969
Color: Red and black
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 190 Miles an 時
Handling: Very poor
Reliability: Very good

Amy Rose

Car: Ferrari 599
Year: 2011
Color: ピンク
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 210 Miles an 時
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Average

Cream The Rabbit

Car: Chevrolet Bel air
Year: 1956
Color: Orange, and black
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 161 Miles an 時
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good

Vector The クロコダイル, ワニ

Car: Ford マスタング, マストン Bullitt
Year: 2001
Color: Dark green
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 191 Miles an 時
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good

Espio The Chameleon

Car: Chevrolet Bel air
Year: 1955
Color: Red, and white
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 166 Miles an 時
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Good

Charmy the bee

Car: Jeep Wrangler
Year: 2002
Color: オレンジ
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 156 Miles an 時
Handling: Good
Reliability: Poor

Shadow the hedgehog

Car: Dodge Charger
Year: 1969
Color: Yellow
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 185 Miles an 時
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good

Silver The Hedgehog

Car: Lamborghini Huracan
Year: 2014
Color: Yellow
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 222 Miles an 時
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Average

Blaze The Cat

Car: Hyundai Sonata
Year: 2003
Color: Silver
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 129 Miles an 時
Handling: Good
Reliability: Poor

Mighty The アルマジロ

Car: Pontiac Firebird
Year: 1986
Color: Red, and white
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 187 Miles an 時
Handling: Very poor
Reliability: Very good

Doctor Eggman

Car: Mercedes Benz CLA 45 AMG
Year: 2014
Color: White
上, ページのトップへ Speed: 218 Miles an 時
Handling: Average
Reliability: Good

And finally, Rouge the bat

Car: Willys Americar
Year: 1941
Color: ピンク
上, ページのトップへ speed: 60 Miles an 時
Handling: Good
Reliability: Very poor

Sean: *Standing in front of a blue 1968 Corvette* This is my car. I think あなた read about it in the first part, but for those of あなた that decided to read this part instead of the first one for some strange reason, I just want あなた to know.
Sonic & Tails: *Arrive in their cars, and park 次 to my car*
Sean: こんにちは guys.
Sonic: *Gets out of car* Hey.
Tails: *Gets out of car* How are あなた doing?
Sean: Fine, fine. I think this going to be a great 日 for racing.
Sonic: Good. The others should be here soon, so while we wait, why don't we practice?
Knuckles: *Arrives in his car, and stops. He lowers the window on the passenger side* Hey, あなた three. Get over here.
Sean, Sonic, and Tails: *Walk to Knuckles' car*
Sean: What's up?
Knuckles: I can't stay. Rouge took my master emerald.
Sonic: Oh no. Do あなた know where it is?
Knuckles: Maybe. Listen, since she took the master emerald, she hasn't been herself lately.
Sean: How do あなた know it was her?
Knuckles: I saw her!
Tails: What did あなた mean によって not 芝居 like herself?
Knuckles: Imagine the way she acts in Rouge's Farting Problem, with a southern accent.
Sean: *Laughing*
Knuckles: It's not funny!
Sean: I'm sorry! *Stops laughing* The southern accent thing kinda made me laugh. I think she would sound funny... Then again, I think I'm saying the words "I think" too much.
Sonic: Maybe あなた oughta stop.
Sean: You're right.
Knuckles: I gotta go now. *Drives away*
Sean: How do あなた like that? I never thought she would be able to take the master エメラルド from him.
Sonic: I remember one time she took it from him, but that was a while ago.

Soon, Rouge arrived in her car. Just as soon as she was parking her car, it broke down. Smoke came from the hood, and out of the grille.

Sean: Here she is.
Sonic: Play it cool.
Rouge: *Walks up* Howdy y'all.
Sean: *Snickering*
Tails: Knuckles wasn't joking about the southern accent.
Rouge: Is there a problem Mr. Stripes?
Sean: Me? No, no problem. It's just uh,... I 愛 your southern accent. Yeah.
Rouge: Thanks sugar.
Sonic: *Looking at Rouge's car*
Rouge: あなた like it? My car is sexy, just like me.
Sonic: Don't あなた think あなた could fix the engine?
Rouge: There ain't nothing wrong with it. Just overheating, that's all.
Tails: あなた will get it fixed, right?
Rouge: Right. If anyone can do it, I know it's you. *Farts* Forgive me.
Sean: That wasn't really lady like.
Rouge: No, it wasn't. Then again, stealing jewels ain't lady like either, but I do it anyway, because I don't wanna pay for them.
Sean: Right. I think we all knew that.
Sonic: あなた 発言しました I think again.
Sean: I did. Why don't we end this strange conversation, and get our cars onto the track?
Tails: Sounds good. Cream, Amy, and Sexy 発言しました they would be here soon.
Rouge: I wanna join.
Sean: Why don't あなた get a better car first? Then あなた can join.
Rouge: I don't need a better car. This car is perfect just the way it is.
Sean: Whatever あなた say.

Me, Sonic, and Tails then got into our cars, and left Rouge によって herself.

Me, Sonic, and Tails got our cars onto the track. We were just about to practice when the ladies we were waiting for arrived in their cars.

Amy: *Stops behind Sonic's car*
Cream: *Stops behind Tails' car*
Sexy: *Stops behind my car*
Sonic: Just when we were about to practice.

All three of them got out of their cars simultaneously.

Amy: Sonniku! *Runs to Sonic, and hugs him*
Sonic: Okay, you're excited to see me. Jeez.
Tails: *Shy* Hey.
Cream: *Also shy* Hi.
Tails: I hope あなた got those parts I sent あなた for your car.
Cream: I did, and I wanna thank you.
Tails: When can I キッス you?
Cream: When I get permission from my mommy.
Tails: When is that going to happen?
Cream: Soon hopefully.
Sexy: こんにちは handsome.
Sean: Hey.
Sexy: あなた weren't going to race without us, were you?
Sean: It's called practice.
Sexy: And you're going to need all the practice あなた can take.
Sean: I don't think so. Your car maybe faster then mine, but I have better handling.
Sexy: *Giggling* We'll see about that. *Kisses Sean* How about we-
Sean: Not now. We'll do it after the race, and make sure no one sees us.
Sexy: I can't wait to-
Sean: Have a three letter word that starts with an S. I know, I can't wait either.
Sexy: *Whispers* Are あなた alright?
Sean: *Whispers* Yeah, but Tails, and Cream are here. We can't say inappropriate things in front of them.
Sonic: Hey, are あなた ready?
Sean: Huh? Oh yeah.
Sexy: Let's race.

The six of us got our cars lined up. We were starting the race, while Robotnik was watching from a far distance.

Robotnik: That hedgehog, and his フレンズ are racing. Without me! Why don't we change that?
Nazi 54: What are あなた going to do mein fuehrer?
Robotnik: Get me a car. What kind did あなた have during world war 2, before I time travelled, and took あなた here with me?
Nazi 54: Mercedes Benz.
Robotnik: Then, that is what I'll have. I shall be the best, または nothing.

The race was going well. I was winning, but Sexy the hedgehog was right 次 to my car. The other four were behind us. The track was a figure 8.

Sean: *Turns right*
Sexy: *About to pass me on the turn*
Sean: *Blocking Sexy*
Sexy: *Brakes, and spins out of control* So that's the way あなた want to play huh?
Sonic, Tails, and Cream: *Passing Sexy*
Sexy: I'm surprised Amy is in last. She has a Ferrari.
Amy: *Passes Sexy*
Sexy: Aaand I spoke too soon. *Drives*
Sonic: *Trying to pass me*
Sean: Sorry cousin, I can't let あなた win.
Sonic: That's fine. I can always beat あなた while racing on foot.
Tails: *Passing Sonic*
Sean: Good pass Tails.
Sonic: Come on Tails buddy. Don't leave me in third.
Sean: I thought あなた 発言しました あなた were fine with not winning.
Sonic: Up to a certain point.
Tails: Oh come on Sonic, we're just here to have fun.
Sean: But the winner gets $8,000.
Tails: Then 移動する over bitches! I'm going to win the eight grand!
Sonic: I think if anyone is going to win, it might be Amy. She has the fastest car out of all of us.
Sean: It's not all about speed, it's also about handling.
Tails: He's right.
Cream: *Driving behind Sonic* Can I pass please?
Sonic: Sure. *Goes to the right giving Cream enough room to pass*
Cream: Thank you. *Passes Sonic, and Tails*
Sonic: Wait. WHAT?!
Tails: She's tied with Sean now.

We were neck, and neck, and on the final lap.

Sean: あなた know what I just realized?
Cream: What is it?
Sean: We're the only ones with a Chevy, and we're winning.
Cream: True.

Meanwhile, Eggman was getting close to the racetrack. Just as he did that, Rouge was leaving.

Eggman: What was that female bat doing here? Ah, nevermind. I shall defeat those six racers, and rule all of Mobius! Ahahahahahaha.
Rouge: *Driving down a road* I gotta check on the master emerald, and see if Knuckles didn't take it back from me.
Silver: *Driving past in his Lamborghini* Woohoo!! I'm going fast!!! YEAH!! *Stops car at red light* Oh, and before I forget. To hell with all the sonic ファン calling me gay, または retarded. Why would あなた say that?! I know I'm dating Blaze The Cat, and that she's a bad character, but that doesn't mean あなた have to make fun of me. I'm going to break up with her sooner または later. Anyway, stop calling me gay, または retarded, because for one thing, I am neither of those two.

The light turned green, and other people in their cars were being held up によって Silver, and his car.

Silver: Just because あなた say that I am those things, does not make it true. I know I'm not gay, and I'm definitely not retarded.
Person35: *Honking horn* こんにちは retard, you're holding up traffic here.
Silver: This is what I'm talking about! *Making car float with his hands* I am not retarded! *Throws car into the air* Who's next?

Everyone stayed silent.

Silver: That's もっと見る like it. *Drives away*

Remember Sonic fans, stop hating Silver the hedgehog for no reason.

The race ended. Me, and Cream tied in first.

Sexy: If あなた didn't block me off that turn, I would've won.
Sean: Sorry.
Eggman: *Arrives in his car* Hello my friends.
Sonic: Friends? He must have his vocabulary messed up.
Eggman: I saw that あなた were racing, and I simply could not stay away.
Sonic: Why?
Eggman: Because I have plans to take over this racetrack, and make it a training ground for my soldiers to practice driving military vehicles.
Tails: Unless they're vehicles that can fly of course.
Eggman: Yes, that too. However, I won't do that if あなた beat me. All of あなた must beat me however. If I end up in 6th place, または any position higher than that, I get to own this track.
Sean: You're on.
Amy: Let's do it.
Cream: We'll beat him. Wait a second, I just realized something. Where's Cheese?
Cheese: *Arrives* Chao.
Cream: Where were you?
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Cream: Oh.
Sean: What did he say?
Cream: He 発言しました he was playing with some of the other chao's.
Cheese: *Shakes head yes*
Eggman: Okay, enough of the cute chao shit. Let's get this race over with.
Sean: Alright, let's do it.

Meanwhile, Knuckles was trying to find the Master Emerald.

Knuckles: Where could it be? It couldn't have just dissapeared. *Parks car on dirt によって the road*
Shadow: *Stops によって Knuckles in his car* こんにちは you!
Knuckles: I do have a name あなた know.
Shadow: Where's Rouge? She ストール, 盗んだ all of the Chaos Emeralds from me.
Knuckles: Really? She ストール, 盗んだ the Master エメラルド from me. I was just looking for it. Wanna help?
Shadow: Yeah, and then あなた can help me find those master emeralds.
Knuckles: Alright, first let's get the Master Emerald.

Speaking of Rouge. She was driving her car along a road that had a lot of turns, and went uphill.

Rouge: He ain't ever gonna fine the Master Emerald. Now, I gotta do what Tails told me to do, and get my car to stop overheating.

Then all of a sudden, her car broke down. The engine stopped working, and her car stopped on the side of the road.

Rouge: *Turns key* Come on, start. Pleeeeeease.

But Rouge turned the key twenty times, and it still wouldn't start.

Rouge: Aw man. I think I know what to do. *Grabs toolbox from the floor*

Back to Knuckles, and Shadow.

Knuckles: After we find our emeralds, why don't we have a drag race?
Shadow: What's the point? Your car is too fast for me to win.
Knuckles: It's not all about speed. Sean's car is just as fast as your's, and he somehow beat me several times.
Shadow: I have to race him.
Knuckles: Yeah, go for it. I don't think he would be too busy.
Silver: *Drives past in his lamborghini*
Shadow: Was that Silver?
Knuckles: Yeah, who else? He's been driving that thing non stop ever since he bought it.
Shadow: I heard he killed someone for calling him retarded.
Knuckles: Can あなた blame him? If someone called me retarded, I'd break their neck.
Shadow: I would just shot him.

Silver stopped at Blaze's house, and threw a rock with a letter into her window.

Blaze: *Hears the window break* What was that?
Silver: *Drives away*
Blaze: *Sees rock* What's this? *Reads note*

Dear Blaze,

Since we have been dating, people have been thinking that I was gay/retarded. I can't put up with it anymore. It's over.

Silver

P.S. あなた smell like shit.

Blaze: *Crys* Why would he say that?! *Continues to cry, but then she gets angry* I'm going to teach him a lesson.

Me, Sonic, Tails, Amy, Cream, and Sexy The Hedgehog were challenged to a race によって Eggman. He had to get last place, または else he would take control of the track, and turn it into a training ground for his soldiers to practice driving military vehicles.

Sonic: Are あなた guys ready?
Sean: Yes.
Tails: Yeah.
Cream: Are あなた set Cheese?
Cheese: *Sitting 次 to Cream in a car seat* Chao!
Eggman: Let's go! *Drives his car*

He got in first place, but we weren't gonna let him win.

Sean: *Passing Eggman*
Eggman: Ah!
Tails: *Passes Eggman*
Eggman: Damnt!
Sonic: *About to pass Eggman*
Eggman: No もっと見る people will pass me. From now on, I will block off anyone that passes me.
Sexy, Amy, and Cream: *Passes Eggman*
Eggman: No! I'm in Last!
Sonic: That's what あなた wanted, right?
Eggman: No, that's what あなた want. What I want is to at least be in 6th place.
Sonic: Well this track is a figure 8, and there's three laps.
Sean: Good luck beating us.
Tails: Heil Eggman!
Eggman: Only my soldiers get to salute me that way!
Sonic: Heil Eggman.
Eggman: AHHH!!
Sean: *Passes the starting line* One lap down. Two to go.

The following racers are in these positions.

Sean - First place
Sonic - 秒 place
Amy - Third place
Tails - Fourth place
Cream - Fifth place
Sexy - Sixth place
Eggman - Seventh place

Eggman: *About to pass Sexy* If あなた weren't dating Sean, I would definitely ask あなた out.
Sexy: Sorry. *Passes Cream*
Eggman: *Thinking* Hmmm. I think this might work.
Cream: *Passes Sexy*
Eggman: *Hits the back of Sexy's car*
Sexy: *Spins out of control, and gets passed によって Eggman*
Eggman: *Laughing* Auf Wiedersehen.
Sexy: He did not see the last of me. *Driving right behind Eggman*
Sean: *Passing the starting line* Final lap あなた guys,

The following racers are in these positions.

Sean - First place
Sonic - 秒 place
Amy - Third place
Cream - Fourth place
Tails - Fifth place
Eggman - Sixth place
Sexy - Seventh place

Eggman: You're right behind me. That's not a good idea.
Sexy: It's not, huh? *Ramming Eggman's car*
Eggman: Hey! That's not fair.
Sexy: Why did あなた do it to me?
Eggman: Because I can. Girls aren't supposed to be good drivers.
Sexy: Oh yeah? *Pushes Eggman's car into a wall*

One of the wheels fell off Eggman's car.

Eggman: This is ridiculous! I should have won, but I ロスト a wheel!

So Eggman finished in last place, and the race track was still ours.

Rouge was still in her car, trying to get it to start. She had different size wrenches, but she was using them for something else. Five wrenches were on the passenger seat, and they all had a white liquid on them.

Vector: *Driving car down the road*
Espio & Charmy: *Following Vector*
Vector: こんにちは look, someone is in trouble.
Rouge: *Looks through window* Uh oh. *Puts wrenches inside toolbox*
Vector: *Stops car on the side of the road*
Espio & Charmy: *Stop their cars behind Vector's*
Rouge: *Gets out of the car* Howdy あなた three.
Vector: What has been happening?
Rouge: It ain't what it looks like.
Vector: あなた have been stuck here for too long. Thankfully, we have come here to help.
Rouge: Oh good. Yeah. That's great.
Charmy: Though I gotta be honest, when we first saw you, it looked like あなた were mas-
Vector: Charmy, don't say bad words like that!
Rouge: *Nervous* Let's just get my car to the repair shop.
Vector: Not yet. First, you're going to do a job for us.
Rouge: *Not happy* Okay, let's get it over with.
Vector: That's the spirit! You're riding with me.
Espio: Oh come on! Why can't she ride with me?
Vector: Because I'm the leader.
Charmy: She should be with me. I'm the youngest.
Rouge: *Gets in Vector's car*
Vector: *Drives*
Espio: *Follows Vector*
Charmy: *Follows Espio*
Rouge: So what's this here job あなた have for me?
Vector: Mighty is being held prisoner によって Eggman. Thankfully, he left his headquarters to race Sonic, and some of his friends, so now we can rescue him.
Rouge: What about security?
Vector: What about them? We'll kick their asses, and save Espio.
Rouge: あなた mean Mighty?
Vector: *Embarrased* Oh, right.

But the race was over, and Eggman was trying to get a taxi home.

Eggman: *Sticking thumb out to taxi driver*
Taxi Drivers: *Passing Eggman*
Eggman: *Showing the middle finger to cab drivers*
Shadow: *Stops car* Doctor, what are あなた doing here?
Eggman: My car ロスト a wheel, and I need a ride back to the base.
Shadow: Get in.
Eggman: *Gets in car*
Shadow: *Drives* I hope あなた don't mind, but I need to help Knuckles find the Master Emerald.
Eggman: Why?!
Shadow: He helped me get all seven chaos emeralds.
Eggman: Excellent! *Laughing* Do あなた know what this means?
Shadow: World domination?
Eggman: あなた read my mind like a book!

While Eggman was away, Sonic, and his フレンズ were celebrating.

Sonic: I knew we would kick his butt.
Tails: He didn't stand a chance.
Sean: He oughta think twice before going against us again.
Amy: Eggman was never good at racing as far as I know.
Cream: I'm just glad Cheese is safe.
Cheese: *Very happy* Chao!
Sexy: *Leaning on Sean* And あなた know what we get to do, right?
Sean: Right. Let's got to the cliff.
Sonic: The cliff?
Sean: Never heard of it?
Sonic: No.
Sexy: Then, all six of us should go there. *Whispers to Sean* If あなた remove the I with an E, that's what we should be doing.
Sean: *Annoyed* Okay, I get it.

So, we got in our cars, and drove away.

Eggman, Knuckles, and Shadow were looking for the Master Emerald. They were searching, when they saw Rouge's car.

Eggman: There's her car.
Knuckles: But where is that bat?
Shadow: I don't know.
Knuckles: She has the master emerald! If we don't find it, エンジェル Island will be done for.
Eggman: It was already destroyed.
Knuckles: WHAT?!?
Eggman: *Gets his Iphone, and shows the news to Knuckles* エンジェル Island has been destroyed.
Knuckles: *Looking at the news* That's エンジェル Island in San Francisco! Look for the one in Mobius.
Eggman: Okay, jeez. No need to get angry.
Knuckles: Yeah, well あなた know how I am when it comes to having the Master エメラルド getting stolen from me. Especially によって Rouge.
Shadow: What I don't get is why she would leave her car here.
Knuckles: Maybe because it's worthless, breaks down a lot, and she got a ride somewhere.

Indeed she did. She was with Vector, and the other two Chaotix members, and they were going to rescue Mighty.

Vector: *Looking in parking lot* Okay, I see his car.
Rouge: あなた do?
Espio: I see it too. It's the red, and white Firebird, 1986.
Charmy: I wish I could drive it.
Vector: You've got a Jeep!
Silver: *Drives past in his Lamborghini*
Charmy: Forget the Firebird, I want Silver's car.

Blaze was trying to follow Silver, but her car was a useless Hyundai. It had a 上, ページのトップへ speed of 120 miles an hour, and was unreliable.

Blaze: I'll get あなた Silver!!
Espio: Jeez. What's her problem?
Rouge: I don't know. At least my car is better than hers.
Vector: Okay, let's go rescue Mighty.

The four of them snuck into Eggman's base, and looked around the hallways.

Vector: *Whispers* There's a guard sleeping. He has the keys to Mighty's cell.
Rouge: *Sneaks to guard with keys*
Guard: *Waking up*
Rouge: *Farts*
Guard: *Falls on ground, and passed out*
Rouge: *Takes keys*
Vector: We're clear. Let's get to his cell.
Mighty: Vector? Is that you?
Vector: Yeah, where are you?
Mighty: Take a left.
Vector: *Goes left*
Mighty: あなた have the keys?
Rouge: *Appears* No. I do.
Mighty: Great. Get me out of here.
Rouge: *Unlocks the door to Mighty's cell*

After that, the five of them escaped.

Back to the Silver/Blaze chase, Silver was far ahead of Blaze.

Eggman: *Searching Rouge's car*
Knuckles: We already searched her entire car. It's clean.
Eggman: あなた never know.
Silver: *Drives past*
Shadow: *Angry* SLOW DOWN SILVER!!
Knuckles: Not used to people going faster than you, huh Shadow?
Shadow: *Glares at Knuckles*
Blaze: *Driving her car, but it gets a flat, and hits a sign. She gets out, and cries*
Knuckles: What is it Blaze?
Blaze: Silver hates me.
Shadow: And I hate Silver, but I also hate you. Stop crying.
Blaze: *Continues crying*
Shadow: Uuuugh. *Grabs gun, and shoots Blaze*
Blaze: *Dies*
Knuckles: Why did あなた do that?
Shadow: Because I'm the ultimate life form. I can kill anyone.
Eggman: Except me!
Shadow: Except the doctor, または anyone in his army.

Down at The Cliff, Sonic, Tails, Sean, Amy, Cream, and Sexy were at the cliff hanging out.

Cream: *Staring at stars in sky* It sure is beautiful out tonight.
Cheese: Chao.
Tails: If I had my airplane, I'd 愛 to fly above the clouds.
Cream: I thought あなた had gadgets that could make your car fly.
Tails: こんにちは yeah. I never tried it out though. Let's give it a test.
Cream: Okay.
Cheese: *Excited* Chao chao.
Sonic: Seems like Tails, and Cream made Cheese happy about something.
Amy: I wonder what they're up to.
Tails: *Starts car* あなた ready?
Cream: *Has her seatbelt on, and holding Cream* Ready to go.
Tails: Then here we go. *Drives car, then hits a button. Wings with jet engines attached appear, and the car starts to fly*
Sean: *Watching Tails fly his car*
Tails: *Flying high in the air*
Sexy: We never did get to do our thing yet.
Sean: Yeah, about that... I'm not really comfortable with it.
Sexy: Why not?
Sean: Because we're in a story being 投稿されました on a website that doesn't allow any porn/sex. I'm sorry, but we have to wait until this gets onto Deviantart.
Sexy: Forget it, I'm out of here. *Gets in her car, and drives away*
Sonic: What's with her?
Sean: She wanted to have sex.
Amy: Oh.
Sean: Yeah. I told her no, and that I just wanted to hang out with あなた guys. Not that I don't like her または anything, it's just that... I don't want her saying those kind of things out in public. あなた know what I mean?
Sonic: Yeah. *Glares at Amy* Someone did the same thing to me.

Meanwhile with Rouge, she was still with the chaotix. They rescued Mighty from Eggman, and now the five of them had another activity planned for the evening.

Vector: Here. *Gives Rouge a shirt* Put this on.
Rouge: Over, または under my ハート, 心 shaped bra?
Vector: Over. There are words on there that people need to read.
Rouge: *Looking at shirt*

The front of the シャツ 発言しました Fuck Reservations.

Rouge: What is this for?
Vector: There's a fancy restaurant that made me, and my フレンズ wait, because we had no reservation. Because of this, we're going to destroy it.
Rouge: Pardon me, but that sounds stupid.
Vector: Shut up.

The restaurant they were going to was on stilts at the back.

Vector: *Stops car によって stilts*
Espio: *Stops his car によって Vector's*
Charmy: *Stops his car 次 to Espio's*
Mighty: *Stops his car 次 to Mighty's*
Vector: Okay, get the cables connected from your cars onto the stilts.
Mighty: Right.
Rouge: Let me guess. You're pulling this thing down.
Vector: Yes we are. I'd put my seatbelt on if I were you.
Rouge: *Puts on her seatbelt*
Espio: The cables are attached Vec.
Vector: Good. あなた got mine on right? *Sees his cable attached to stilt* Never mind.
Espio: Let's do this.

They got back into their cars, and started driving forward, attempting to pull the restaurant down.

British Cook: I say, what a dreadful noise.
French Cook: I am trying to make a soup. Make it stop.
Vector: Back up, and try again. It shouldn't take long for us to pull this thing down.
British Cook: *Walks out of restaurant* Bloody hell!

They drove again, and the restaurant started coming apart.

British Cook: AAHHHH! *Falls on ground*
French Cook: Sacre Bleu!
Vector: *Drives away*
Espio: *Follows Vector*
Charmy: *Follows Espio*
Mighty: *Follows Charmy*
Waiters: *Running into kitchen* What is the meaning of all this?
French Cook: The british cook. Blame him. He was too fat, and I warned him not to go out there.

Sexy was mad because I wouldn't have sex with her. She was driving her car, but wasn't paying attention to where she was going.

Sexy: *Driving on wrong side of the road*
Silver: *Driving his car* Wait, what's that マスタング, マストン doing in the- *Crashes into Sexy's car*

Surprisingly, no one was hurt.

Sexy: *Gets out of her car* Silver, what were あなた thinking?
Silver: What do あなた mean what was I thinking? You're the one that got in the wrong side of the road, and crashed into me!
Sexy: あなた owe me money, for damaging my car.
Silver: If あなた think that's bad, look at this. *Pointing to damage on his car* This'll take weeks to repair! Getting new parts for a car like this is very difficult!

Vector, and the chaotix started passing them.

Silver: Hey! We need a ride!
Sexy: Get over here!
Vector, Espio, Charmy, and Mighty: *Ignoring them*
Rouge: あなた won't stop for them?
Vector: What for? We have to get あなた to your car.
Rouge: Oh yeah.
Sexy: Why wouldn't they stop for us?
Silver: I don't know. Do あなた think our cars are still driveable?
Sexy: Only one way to find out. *Gets in her car, and drives backwards*
Silver: *Gets in his car, and turns around on the other side of the road*

They both started heading towards the bodyshop.

Vector: *Stops his car 次 to Rouge's* Okay, あなた did really great helping us out. *Gives Rouge a thousand dollars* Use this to help repair your car.
Rouge: Thanks. *Gets out of Vector's car, and walks to her own*
Vector: Good luck. *Drives away*
Rouge: *Gets in her car, and starts it* Now to get to the bodyshop. *Drives to bodyshop*

We haven't seen Shadow, Knuckles, and Eggman in a while. Let's check on them, and see if they've found the Master エメラルド yet.

Knuckles: *Walking through forest*
Eggman, and Shadow: *Following them*
Eggman: This is taking too long! We must find that Master エメラルド now!
Shadow: We will. Take it easy.
Knuckles: I think's it close to us. Look around here.
Shadow & Eggman: *Searching*
Knuckles: *Looking at the 上, ページのトップへ of the trees* Where is it? *Finds it* Aha! It's on 上, ページのトップへ one of the trees!
Shadow: Do あなた need help?
Knuckles: Nah, あなた guys can go. I'll take it from here.
Eggman: Always happy to help. *Grabs gun, and points it at Knuckles* Aren't you?
Knuckles: This is a joke right?
Eggman: I don't joke.
Shadow: Let us have the Master Emerald, または else.
Knuckles: You're kidding right?
Eggman: I told you, I don't joke. So I also don't kid.
Knuckles: *Grabs stone* Take a joke with this. *Throws stone at Eggman*
Eggman: *Gets hit in the head, and has been knocked out*
Shadow: *Grabs gun*
Knuckles: *Hits gun out of Shadow's hand*
Shadow: You-
Silver: *Runs over Shadow* Oh great! Now I got もっと見る damage on my car!!
Shadow: *Laying on ground* Silver!! あなた idiot!!!
Knuckles: Hey. What did he tell あなた about calling him an idiot?
Shadow: *Stays quiet*
Knuckles: *Gets master emerald, and goes back to エンジェル Island*
Shadow: One day. That master エメラルド will be mine!

Rouge the bat finally got her car to the bodyshop. Just as soon as she got her car inside, the engine broke.

Mechanic: Seems like あなた got here just in time. What can I help あなた with?
Rouge: I need a new radiator to prevent my car from overheating.
Mechanic: Okay, and I'll even repair the engine for you. Both services will cost あなた $220 each.
Rouge: *Gives mechanic $440*
Mechanic: Excellent. I'll get your car repaired right away.
Rouge: *Goes on her smartphone, and goes on the internet*
Mechanic: How's your dealership going?
Rouge: Fine. I'm just making a new advertisement for the internet.
Mechanic: I saw one of your commercials.
Rouge: I made a new one yesterday. あなた wanna see it?
Mechanic: Sure.
Rouge: *Shows commercial on TV*
Mechanic: How did you-
Rouge: Technology.

This is the commercial.

Rouge: Howdy. Are あなた a female with beautiful looks?
17 年 old girl: *Walking down street*
Boys: *Staring*
Boy: She's sexy.
17 年 old girl: *Farts*
Rouge: Do あなた have huge breasts, and a big ass?
16 年 old girl: I want all the boys to be inside me! *Farts*
Rouge: Do あなた have a bad taste in cars?
18 年 old girl: *Very excited* This is my car. It's a ピンク Scion. The tires always run out of air, I painted it pink, and the engine always breaks down! *Farts*
People: *Giving her awkward looks*
Rouge: If あなた answered yes to any of those questions, than come on down to Rouge's sexy car dealership. We got the greatest cars あなた could imagine, from the 1960 Fiat 500, to a 1954 Citroen 2CV, we've got all the cars あなた could ever want.
Man: Hey! Why do all the cars here have less than 30 horsepower?
Rouge: Because they're awesome cars! Come on down to Rouge's sexy car dealership.

The commercial ends.

Mechanic: *Does not like the commercial, but decides to lie about it* Interesting... Very very interesting.
Rouge: I'm glad あなた like it.
Mechanic: Well, I just fixed everything. あなた can leave now?
Rouge: *Starts her car, and starts to back out of the shop*

Then, Rouge's car broke down again, and smoke came from the engine.

Mechanic: (Hmmm. I could make a lot of money off of this.) Hey, how about I fix the engine again? It'll cost あなた $300.
Rouge: I thought it only costed $220.
Mechanic: Now that was for the radiator, and the engine.
Rouge: It was $220 each!
Mechanic: Well, good luck getting out of here.
Rouge: *Turns the key in her car*

The engine wouldn't start, and it was making Rouge horny.

Mechanic: Try all あなた want, but that car will not start.
Rouge: Than, I'm gonna have to do something naughty.
Mechanic: What's that supposed to mean?
Rouge: *Coming towards mechanic* I need a man to pleasure me.
Mechanic: No! No, no no! If I fix the car for free, will あなた leave me alone?!
Rouge: Sure.
Mechanic: Okay!

Sexy, and Silver soon arrived with their cars.

Sexy: Hey, hurry up with that ピンク piece of shit, and fix our cars!
Silver: Better yet, fix my car first!
Mechanic: Sorry, あなた two have to wait. Rouge was here first.
Sexy, and Silver: UGH!!

Silver, and Sexy were still waiting for their cars to be repaired, because Rouge was still trying to get her car repaired.

Sexy: *Sleeping in her car*
Silver: *Playing Diamond Digger Saga on his I Phone 6* I don't see how people are complaining with this thing getting bent so easily. I haven't had that problem at all. *Bends his phone, and gets extremely angry* whoever created this phone is an IDIOT!!!!!
Sexy: *Wakes up* Who called あなた an idiot for buying an I phone?
Silver: *His rage intensifies* I've had enough of you. あなた crashed into my brand new Lamborghini, so I'm going to do something あなた will regret. *Lifting Sexy's car*
Sexy: How are you-
Silver: *Throws the car, and turns back to normal* Well, time to continue playing Diamond Digger Saga.

Meanwhile, Sexy was still in her car, and it was heading towards Shadow.

Shadow: I can't believe Knuckles took the Master エメラルド from me. What could be worse than that? *Sees Sexy's car flying towards him* of course...
Sexy: *Falls out of car as it lands on the ground*
Shadow: *Grabs Sexy* How fast were あなた going?
Sexy: I have no idea. Silver threw my car, because I asked him who called him an idiot for buying an I phone.
Shadow: あなた should know better than that. Now we're gonna go on a little road trip. *Walking with Sexy towards his car*
Sexy: What do あなた have planned for us?
Shadow: For me, I'll have a nice ディナー with wine, and possibly end up killing the waiter if he messes up my order. For you, death.
Sexy: Why me?
Shadow: Because あなた nearly hit me with your car.
Sexy: I told you, Silver threw my car.
Shadow: I don't care. あなた nearly killed me, because it was your car heading towards me. Get in the シート, 座席 次 to me. *Gets in driver's seat*
Sexy: *Sits 次 to Shadow*
Shadow: *Starts car, and begins driving*
Sexy: What 年 did あなた say your car was from?
Shadow: 1969. Why don't あなた ask me where you're going to die.
Sexy: Okay. Where am I going to die?
Shadow: None of your business!

Surprisingly, I was nearby in my car. I was just about to go buy a soda, when I saw Sexy being abused によって Shadow.

Sean: I gotta save her. *Drives his car towards Shadow*
Sexy: *Looks back* Looks like my boyfriend found you.
Shadow: Damnit. *Floors it*
Sean: *Floors it, and follows Shadow*
Shadow: *Turns left*
Sean: *Follows Shadow*
Shadow: *Turns right into a park*
Sean: *Follows Shadow*
Shadow: *Driving on gravel*
Sean: *Rams the back of Shadow's car*
Shadow: *Spins out of control, then drives out of the park*
Sean: *Follows Shadow*
Shadow: *Turns right*
Sean: *Drifts right, then hits the side of Shadow's car*
Sexy: Be careful, and don't hurt me!
Sean: How about あなた try to get in my car?
Sexy: I can't!
Shadow: If she makes any moves, I'll kill her. I'm the ultimate life form.
Sean: Ultimate life form my ass. *Grabs .44 Revolver*
Shadow: *Turns left*
Sean: *Shoots back tire of Shadow's car*
Shadow: *Hits a car, but continues driving*
Sean: *Shoots Shadow*
Shadow: *Dies, and leans on the steering wheel, and gas*
Sexy: *Jumps out, and does a back flip onto her feet*
Sean: *Stops 次 to Sexy. He opens the door for her to get in*
Sexy: Thank you. *Gets in car, and closes the door*
Sean: That was an impressive backflip.
Sexy: So, are あなた ready to do that thing I've been trying to get あなた to do?
Sean: Yeah. Let's do it.

The End.
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