So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach あなた what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.
TEN THINGS TO DO IF あなた HAVE NO LIFE
1. Get a life
It's exactly what it means.
2. Get another life
This doesn't make sense but if あなた have no life, あなた know it does.
3. Eat Ben and Jerry's
Because, why not?
4. Don't do your homework
Because if あなた do it, you'll have a life. And if あなた have a life, then あなた wouldn't be looking up what to do when あなた don't have one. So don't do it and look up 記事 on what to do when あなた have no life.
5. Clean up your room
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat lol I have no life.)
6. Make yourself some cookies
I 愛 cookies. The チョコレート chip kind.
7. Play Pokemon Go
Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!
8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor
I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.
9. Go camping
I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.
10. Stop 読書 this