#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe あなた can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
あなた have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe あなた can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
あなた have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
DEMENTED POEMS
バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits
バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた 愛 it up the shitter
バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down
バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits
バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた 愛 it up the shitter
バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down
バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while 前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi または Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi または Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.