Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited によって creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these 記事 *D*)
あなた saw the title, correct? Now, 質問 like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl 書く about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants または not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! 登録する me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!
First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, あなた never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, または if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) または not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything あなた can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable ファン who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale and whatnot. It really sickens me in all honesty.
What I don't get is, how is Fontcest okay in any way? It's two skeleton brothers fucking each other. Skeletons don't have genitalia, and siblings having sex is just sick. Incest can get あなた arrested. These sick artists apparently don't get that, though. That's what makes it even もっと見る horrifying.
There's even beastiality in the Undertale fanbase. People ship Frisk x Asriel and Chara x Asriel. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THESE SHIPS ARE OKAY? I HAVE MANY, MANY もっと見る 質問 ABOUT HUMANITY. I just hope that someone out there will answer all of them. I want to know the meaning...the meaning of the interweb. The meaning of life. Hell, the meaning of fucking グレープフルーツ, グレープ フルーツ intercourse. (Yes that's a real thing)
There's spanking art as well in the Undertale fandom. Spanking art makes absolutely no sense. It's just a character slapping another character's ass. This doesn't make it sexy at all. Spanking is just a way of assaulting if anything.
次 up is the FNaF fandom. Oh, this is definitely one of my faves. In the deepest parts of this fanbase, you'll find fanfiction, fetish art, robot sex, beastiality, and much much more. Like the Undertale fandom, this hellhole is a complete mess. There's rabid ファン who always Eメール Scott Cawthon completely ridiculous ideas for his newest and most 最近 projects, defend the games and Scott, and even get mad when someone has a bad opinion about FNaF. This is basically the Undertale fandom's dad.
Now I got myself talking about the infamous MLP fandom. This fanbase is ホーム to beastiality once again, horse sex, diaper wearing equines, et cetera. This brony filled fandom is known for turning everything into ponies. あなた guys know about Undertale, right? Ponies. あなた guys know about FNaF? Ponies. あなた guys know about Birdemic? Ponies. あなた guys know abou- あなた get the idea. It's just annoying that they infect every single lovable thing with the Equine Virus.
Last but not least, is the GODDAMN FURRY FANDOM. Oh jeez, where do I even start? I have to admit, not all furries are bad, but the types of them I'm going to mention are. These people have gone apeshit on people who have a negative opinion about them, they've drawn countless amounts of porn, they've made tons of horrifying fanfictions, they have sex with other furries IN THEIR GODDAMN FURSUITS, and much more.
There are many もっと見る fandoms to cover, but it'd take up this article. I bet あなた guys find enjoyment in my suffering, あなた sick sick bastids. (That was intentional)
The moral of this rant is that not everything is pure. My life isn't pure, your life isn't pure. Hell, even your own device's life isn't pure. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS NOT PURE. AAAAAAAAHHHH.
Alright, I'm back. I went out to go buy some もっと見る gallons of Clorox Bleach. There was an amazing 45% discount.
On a rather もっと見る serious note, I hope anyone out there who is 読書 this liked it. I spent a quality amount of time on this rant. If あなた enjoyed it, I'm glad あなた did. Suggest ideas for new rants if あなた so please. Thanks for reading!
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