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Now あなた can listen to the Numa Numa song forever, make a mixtape of all of the Numa Numas and annoy your whole neighborhood! All the Numa Numa you've never wanted in your life!

Original によって Ozone: link

English Version によって Ozone: link

Alina Vesion: link

Gabry Ponte Remix: link

Haiducii Version: link

Brazilian Version: link

Korean Version によって Hyun Young: link

Chinese Version によって Josi Kok: link

Japanese Version によって Berryz Koubou: link

Onda Choc: link

Festa No Ape: link

Indonesian Version によって Barakatak: link

Finnish Version: link

Dutch Version によって Antonia: link

Hebrew: link

Rock Version: link

Rock Version 2: link

Metal Version: link

Metal Version 2: link

Opera Version: link

Russian Version によって DJ Slon: link

Israeli Version: link

Vietnamese Version によって Vu Ha: link

Czech Version: link

Estonian Version: link

Zorzon: link

Marica Tu: link

Miisztar Version: link

Simone Version: link

Koi No Maia Hi: link

Fancy Version: link

Skidipops Version: link

2moro Version: link

Elva Hasio Vesion: link

Nicholis Louw Version: link

Bangman Version: link

Bloodhound Gang Version: link

Audiosmog Version: link

Yvagelynn Version: link

Songs with parts of the Numa Numa in them

Live Your Life: link

Girls: link
I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was クリスマス Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute ボート hanging on the クリスマス 木, ツリー and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ラム, ラム酒 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at クリスマス time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ファンポップ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes あなた mad または doesnt agree with your point of view あなた just レポート them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes あなた mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont レポート thm. Because we are a big family and we dont レポート または block family we care and 表示する 愛 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to レポート someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



愛 all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The タコス Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: あなた are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET あなた FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: あなた 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought あなた picked a 日 out of a hat for that または something.

ME: キャンディー 日 is when I say it is キャンディー Day. It's when I say it is キャンディー Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do あなた want?" "I'm calling to レポート my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank あなた very much for the call, sir." The 次 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how あなた looked もっと見る important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If あなた think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone 読書 the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. または the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an 記事 here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your 読書 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 読書 this.
4. あなた didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did あなた notice I skipped number three.
7. あなた don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that あなた silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then あなた realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But あなた remember that a fact is something that can be proven right または wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. あなた wish あなた never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch あなた with the missing number this time. または did I?
14. あなた wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 読書 powers amaze you.
16. あなた totally forgot I was only supposed to tell あなた ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog ファン character. Do あなた think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 年 old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel 魚 and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel 魚 could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a 検索 as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a 質問 since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight ファン on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. あなた can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a コメント to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the 質問 had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a パンチ in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few 分 early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything あなた write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 質問 aloud, ディベート your 回答 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 歌う in a row, then あなた sneeze and あなた fall down. Did あなた ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - あなた used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how あなた knew あなた had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - あなた know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal お気に入り of mine) または a もっと見る scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell あなた a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe あなた can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when あなた apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up によって 歌う ビーチ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say あなた taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny または not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would あなた like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh あなた gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: あなた gonna tell me my fortune または what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell あなた your fortune?


Random guy: あなた 発言しました あなた WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have あなた been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and クッキー don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow ランダム fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform あなた that a certain new fanpoper with the ユーザー名 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 質問 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a フォーラ saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now あなた will not be able to find these two contributions why あなた ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if あなた want proof that she 発言しました this check out this forum
link
Now あなた may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have 与えられた us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 愛 to be held, talked too but if あなた press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very メリダとおそろしの森 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my フレンズ but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an エモ from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I 愛 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your ハート, 心 beat
Is my お気に入り lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If あなた could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my ホーム though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes あなた happy.
I always want あなた to be happy.
I don't like it when あなた cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with あなた even though
You can't hear...
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