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posted by TotalDramaFan60

It all started when Chloe was in the キッチン making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these カップケーキ in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see

THE END

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Max277 Lmfao

xXxJDloverxXx *sniffs* It's...it's...beautiful. =')

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Tokyo Road ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In a time, in a place
In a world, they forgot
Lives the ハート, 心 of me
A part that just won't die
Just a boy, not a man
Sent to war, in a land
They 発言しました we'd fight for their freedom
But I felt like a hired hand

Sometimes I have to find my way
Sometimes I have to get away

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road

Working hard, for a pass
Got the night, make it last
It was a night to remember
All my life I would never forget
In a bar, breathing smoke
Snorting whiskey, drinking coke
It was a time when no one would die
And there wasn't a care

Sometimes I wish it was that way
‘Cause sometimes I have to get away...

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In And Out Of 愛 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take あなた higher than you've ever known
Then drive あなた down to your knees
I pick あなた up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...

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Breakout ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my ハート, 心 for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the 火災, 火 but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...

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Shot Through The ハート, 心 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the ハート, 心
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would あなた be content to see me crying
After all those little games あなた put me through
After all I've done for あなた you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave あなた everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the ハート, 心 as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...

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She Don't Know Me ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

What もっと見る can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, こんにちは but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I 愛 her)
That I 愛 her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...

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Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't!

posted by AislingYJ

^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are あなた ready for 秒 yet?"

"Are あなた going to come again 次 time?"

"It's a little dry, do あなた still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do あなた think you'll be able to handle...

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WHAT Happend to zukos mom

posted by Gmillsap02

At the end of series 3, あなた never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 次 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well あなた know that face または a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If あなた don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------

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Muffins, chapter 1

posted by flippy_fan210

Derpy

yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of あなた don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy 発言しました she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge マフィン on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...

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Hair ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I 愛あなた sugar
Yeah this is what あなた do
When あなた run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make あなた stay
You’re the only one that keeps me 歌う la la la
I 愛 to smell your t-shirt
I like the way あなた are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what あなた do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what あなた do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how あなた do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...

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What If ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who あなた playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there によって my side

When あなた say that あなた want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need あなた baby
Would あなた even try to save me
Or would あなた find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I 発言しました I 愛 you
Would あなた be the one to run to
Or would あなた watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...

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仮面舞踏会 ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that あなた want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything あなた choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make あなた happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this 愛 we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy あなた are
You’re a talented kind of boy あなた are
And that’s just the kind of boy あなた are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the 音楽 plays
Headstrong, can あなた feel the beat
Melt down, can あなた feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can あなた feel the beat
Melt down, can あなた feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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Goin' Crazy ~ アシュレイ・ティスデイル ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, こんにちは boy
Gotta make あなた mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, こんにちは boy
You’re really laid back and あなた play it smooth
Hey boy, こんにちは boy
I see the way あなた移動する from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish あなた knew, what あなた do
I can’t take my eyes off...

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愛 Me For Me ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not the girl that あなた see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what あなた need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what あなた get is what あなた see
And I can’t be any もっと見る than what I am
Love me for me または don’t 愛 me (Or don’t 愛 me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who あなた want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...

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He 発言しました She 発言しました ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no 質問 chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us キス like that
We don’t need no もっと見る that he 発言しました she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us キス like that
We don’t need no もっと見る that he 発言しました she said
He 発言しました girl...

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5 Ways to Cope With School Stress

posted by randomgirl3000

Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time または due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors または teaching assistance, your friends, your family または school counselors. によって having a reliable network of support, あなた allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...

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Remember that twat Luv_4_Bieber?

posted by _ColorBlind_

Hey..

So,

Remember me? Of course あなた don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 前 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 書く skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<

I guess this is a welcome back post? もっと見る like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY.

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PEOPLE THINKING 9/11 IS FOR JOKING IN YOUTUBE! THIS IS SERIUS!

posted by roxifoxi1000

Am sure あなた all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people によって where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out 動画 about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that によって just looking at the title, あなた know it was made によって someone who lacks a soul. here is the タイトル of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when あなた think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...

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Harry Potter 作者 JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay!

posted by carsfan

Harry Potter 作者 JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in 愛 with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.

"I had always seen Dumbledore as gay, but in a sense that's not a big deal. The book wasn't about Dumbledore being gay. It was just that from the outset obviously I knew that he had this big, hidden secret and that he flirted with the idea of exactly what Voldemort goes on to do, he flirted with the idea of racial domination, that he was going to subjugate Muggles. So that was Dumbledore's big secret.

He's an innately good man, what would make him...

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Guess the Song

posted by Wanda5

I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the 回答 (song タイトル and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice によって Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick によって boring brick によって Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up によって Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...