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It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on ランダム found out that the ランダム club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The ランダム club is one of the most 人気 クラブ on Fanpop. We need to form a team または something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other クラブ too, such as the Sonic ファン Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of porn, spam and violated content. This cannot happen!!!

It might have just have been a warning 与えられた によって Fanpop. Every club must have got this によって now. Even クラブ that don't have porn または spam might have this warning. It might not be true, it might be true. No one knows if they will 削除 the クラブ または not

I have found out that everything is alright. Dave replied back to me in Papa's account. He 発言しました that the やおい club still has the message. I would check that site out if I were you

This is what Dave said

Hi there. Sorry we scared some users earlier. The notice was meant to target certain sexually explicit クラブ and not any of the クラブ あなた mentioned.

We have a handful of クラブ that are constantly causing problems for our advertisers via Google. Without Google Ad sense money, we cannot run the site. So we need to crack down on a handful of クラブ that peddle a lot of offensive, highly sexual material.

Hope that makes sense and sorry for alarming you. If any of your クラブ no longer have the notification, they are not in danger of deletion (there's only about 6 that I can think of including yaoi, PLAYBOY(プレイボーイ) and breasts).


This is what the message said.

Due to repeated Terms of Service violations -- including the posting of explicit, pornographic and nude 画像 -- this club is in jeopardy of being closed. To ensure that this doesn't happen, please レポート objectionable material and help encourage proper posting etiquette and content standards. Unreported objectionable content will result in permanent club deletion.
The ファンポップ Team.
posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. または (._.) indecisive
:-) または =] または :) または =) または :] または :^) または :D または :^D Smile または happy
:-L または =L または o¬o Drool または Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( または =( または D: または D= Frown または Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP または XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD または XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S または :s または =S または =s confused
:Þ または :þ または =b または =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ または : または =/ または = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, または a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
あなた can be the 落花生, ピーナッツ バター to my jelly
You can be the 蝶 I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the 雲, クラウド when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy あなた complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the 林檎, アップル to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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1) As soon as あなた come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on あなた (For a 質問 あなた do not know)
3)Girls または boys look at あなた and laugh but when あなた turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that あなた dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when あなた yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. 愛 yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish あなた were a door so I could slam あなた all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do あなた work for UPS? I thought I saw あなた checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 BONES(ボーンズ)-骨は語る- in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy あなた a drink または do あなた just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted ベッド Thrasher: have あなた seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make あなた the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and あなた can...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical 馬 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipodの, ipod または something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 食 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 音楽 store whether あなた can get a CD that あなた know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, あなた don't forgive someone for his または her sake - あなた forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've 与えられた the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger または guilt towards someone, または towards yourself. But that can be easier 発言しました than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.

"When あなた hold resentment toward another, あなた are bound to that person または condition によって an emotional...
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posted by IloveMyLord
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only によって this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My フレンズ are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for あなた when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent によって Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分 later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if あなた are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when あなた get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 次 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have あなた tried 表示中 him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like あなた - very homosexually.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E10 - 魚 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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What Color Of Socks Are あなた Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
ピンク = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy

What Kind Of Pants Are あなた Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict

What Is Your Natural...
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posted by Wendy99

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and あなた shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a 質問 for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The 秒 is gobbling down the 上, ページのトップへ and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the 上, ページのトップへ of the ice cream....
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did あなた get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A ペンギン rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours によって hooking a ビデオカメラ to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so あなた guy will need a babysitter!

*10 分 later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9

*59 分 later*
Amber:I wuv お茶, 紅茶 parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are あなた doing?
Amber:Having a お茶, 紅茶 party!
Ashley:Can I...
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posted by Juilet1234
They warm your hands, protect あなた from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life あなた wore heavy mittens. If あなた dial a phone, try to use a remote control, または try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much もっと見る difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much もっと見る difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything あなた see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like あなた just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the 食 in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a 質問 nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable によって the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

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474 Things To Do When You're Bored

- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a ベッド of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your 枕 X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether または not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 秒 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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