ランダム Club
登録する
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by wild-bby
Below I have written a ランダム diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was 芝居 wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my フレンズ all 日 long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he 発言しました nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He 発言しました it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way ホーム I told him that I loved him and he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour, I don't know why he didn't say I 愛 あなた too. When we got ホーム I felt as if I had ロスト him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me any more. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 分 later he came to ベッド and to my suprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it any もっと見る so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary

Today Liverpool lost. At least I got laid.

The information above therefore proves the following is true

How to impress a woman: Compliment her, cuddle her, キッス her, 愛 her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, stand によって her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to impress a man: Turn up naked with beer.
--------------------------------------------------

Women I find are もっと見る spiritual. The know and can see things that men can't even begin to guess.

After 読書 this story below you'll have a choice to make that would prove how much あなた appreciate and respect women.

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned によって the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved によって Arthurs youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a 年 to figure out the answer. If, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed. "What do women really want?"
Such a 質問 would perplex even the most knowledge man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer によって the year's end. Arthur returned to the kingdom and began to アンケート everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. What most people told him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be high, since the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last 日 of the 年 arrived, and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he'd have to accept her price first: The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the round 表, テーブル and Arthurs closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. The witch was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, she only had one tooth, she smelled like sewage water, and she often made obscene noises. He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.
Gawain, upon hearing of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big a sacrifice compared with Arthurs life and preservation of the Round Table. Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthurs question: "What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it went. The neighbouring monarch spared Arthur's life and granted him total freedom. What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arhtur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worse manners on display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and made everyone uncomfortable.
The wedding night approached. Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific night, entered the bedroom. What a sight awaited! The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him! Gawian was astounded and asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her (when she'd been a witch), half the time she would be her horrible, deformed self, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which, she asked, would he want her to be during the 日 and which during the night?
What a cruel question. Gawain began to think of his predicament: During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to 表示する off to his friends, but at night in the privacy of his home, he would be with an old spooky witch. または would he prefer having によって 日 a hideous witch but によって night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments? What would あなた do? What Gawain chose follows bellow, but don't read until you've made your own choice.


..........

.....

...

..

.

Noble Gawain replied that he would let the witch choose for herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her own life.
( What is the moral of the story? The moral is that it doesn't matter if your woman is pretty または ugly, underneath it all, she could still be a witch.)Lol.
added by Schnusch
Source: lamebook.com
added by bucherstrongest
Source: nataliedee.com
added by KateKicksAss
added by Alexyss_Cullen
added by invaderlin123
added by invadercalliope
added by smileypop9
added by soraroxasxion
posted by kitkat709477
No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, あなた just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're...
continue reading...
1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the アヒル, 鴨 floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where...
continue reading...
posted by werewolflover
I'm in something called Honors Club at school.Each 年 we go on a trip,this 年 to St.Louis.We left Thursday,April 29th 2010.
The ride took like six hours.The reason it took so long,was because one of the bus's air conditioning messed up,and we had to sit at a gas station for an hour.
We finally got up there and went to Nascar Speed Park.It was awesome.We got to ride go-carts and I won the race.Then,it was time for dinner.We ate hotdogs.And word of advice,if あなた ever go there DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!They are NASTY.Then,I went to a gift ショップ and got a サワー powder stic.I got some tokens,and used them...
continue reading...
Ever made a pick that あなた really want people to answer, but it's moving along slowly? Try these tips to bump it up.

1. Post the 質問 when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.

2. Don't make your pick when あなた first post it. When あなた first create it it will be at the 上, ページのトップへ of the list. If あなた wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means もっと見る people will see it.

3. When あなた have picked and it dissapears off the 一覧 again make コメント during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe 回答 it will go back to the 上, ページのトップへ of the list.

I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
posted by thespikedturtle
I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, または may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, あなた usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as あなた think it is. You're not only 表示中 disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer...
continue reading...
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok thx 4 the コメント in part 2! most of them were awesome! So here is Part 3!!
__________________________________________________

Awesome: Sup Z??

Z: Pigs!!

Awesome: Yeah they make funny noises!

Z: I see a penguin!

Awesome: We're not in Africa !

Z: Oh did u see Billy Bob's 年 book picture?

Awesome: No is there something wrong with it?

Z: yeah i had no clue he had a beard!

Awesome: I think ice cream should come in a チョコレート flavor

Z: They do...

Awesome: MY gramma has a pretty kitty

Z: aren't all kittys pretty

Awesome: We went out last night

Z: あなた and who?

Awesome: Charlie Bartlett

Z: As in the movie?

Awesome:...
continue reading...
posted by Little_Cullen
So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones あなた don't enjoy but あなた don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just 空想 (about a bunch of grapes, with each グレープ, ブドウ having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if あなた must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one グレープ, ブドウ had just 発言しました to another "What did the...
continue reading...
added by awesomesonic
video
weird
added by KaulitZfan
lol
video
added by Quirnechia
video
laugh
laughs
funny