Below I have written a ランダム diary entry of a young couple.
Saturday night I thought he was 芝居 wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my フレンズ all 日 long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he 発言しました nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He 発言しました it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way ホーム I told him that I loved him and he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour, I don't know why he didn't say I 愛 あなた too. When we got ホーム I felt as if I had ロスト him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me any more. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 分 later he came to ベッド and to my suprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it any もっと見る so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
Today Liverpool lost. At least I got laid.
The information above therefore proves the following is true
How to impress a woman: Compliment her, cuddle her, キッス her, 愛 her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, stand によって her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to impress a man: Turn up naked with beer.
Women I find are もっと見る spiritual. The know and can see things that men can't even begin to guess.
After 読書 this story below you'll have a choice to make that would prove how much あなた appreciate and respect women.
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned によって the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved によって Arthurs youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a 年 to figure out the answer. If, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed. "What do women really want?"
Such a 質問 would perplex even the most knowledge man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer によって the year's end. Arthur returned to the kingdom and began to アンケート everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. What most people told him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be high, since the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last 日 of the 年 arrived, and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he'd have to accept her price first: The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the round 表, テーブル and Arthurs closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. The witch was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, she only had one tooth, she smelled like sewage water, and she often made obscene noises. He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.
Gawain, upon hearing of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big a sacrifice compared with Arthurs life and preservation of the Round Table. Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthurs question: "What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it went. The neighbouring monarch spared Arthur's life and granted him total freedom. What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arhtur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worse manners on display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and made everyone uncomfortable.
The wedding night approached. Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific night, entered the bedroom. What a sight awaited! The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him! Gawian was astounded and asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her (when she'd been a witch), half the time she would be her horrible, deformed self, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which, she asked, would he want her to be during the 日 and which during the night?
What a cruel question. Gawain began to think of his predicament: During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to 表示する off to his friends, but at night in the privacy of his home, he would be with an old spooky witch. または would he prefer having によって 日 a hideous witch but によって night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments? What would あなた do? What Gawain chose follows bellow, but don't read until you've made your own choice.
Noble Gawain replied that he would let the witch choose for herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her own life.
( What is the moral of the story? The moral is that it doesn't matter if your woman is pretty または ugly, underneath it all, she could still be a witch.)Lol.