1) あなた lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) あなた have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit によって the toilet seat.
6) あなた sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th 食 group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) あなた can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while あなた were in the pub.
11) あなた fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) あなた wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when あなた come in.
17) あなた think the four basic 食 groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat もっと見る and もっと見る attractive.
19) あなた don't recognize your partner unless あなた see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned ピンク 象 followed あなた ホーム again.
2) あなた have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit によって the toilet seat.
6) あなた sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th 食 group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) あなた can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while あなた were in the pub.
11) あなた fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) あなた wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when あなた come in.
17) あなた think the four basic 食 groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat もっと見る and もっと見る attractive.
19) あなた don't recognize your partner unless あなた see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned ピンク 象 followed あなた ホーム again.