ランダム Article: Talking about a bad relationship...

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posted by FlufflyHands

あなた now when we broke up I was like: "I WANT U BACK." Then I realized our relationship was like a CIRCUS. あなた GIVE 愛 A BAD NAME baby, just saying. Now whenever I see あなた I just put on my POKER FACE. ONE TIME あなた came to me like: "ONE もっと見る NIGHT...?" And I was like: "WHAT I'VE DONE For あなた I regret" than running away I scream back at him: "I hope あなた DIE YOUNG!" Yeah well we didn't talk for awhile. あなた attempt to get me back again and I was like: "dude, WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER." Then I just walked away, awkward moment when. I see あなた around town with your stupid friends, あなた think あなた RUN THIS TOWN. But your just like... BLAH! I've never met such a worse person in my life, あなた have your own JAR OF HEARTS! Just as I was ready to POUND THE ALARM. I met another guy. Things got better, but if he ever talks to me again I'm going to TELL あなた ONE TIME that I don't like you! That OATH I made to あなた a long time, saying we were THE PERFECT TWO, and we were going to be together forever is broken. あなた are no longer MY IMMORTAL...

ARTISTS
Cher Lloyd
Brittany Spears
Bon Jovi
Justin Beiber
Maroon 5
Linkin Park
Ke$ha
Taylor Swift
Jay-Z
ケシャ (again)
Christina Perri
Nicki Minaj
Justin Beiber (again)
Cher Lloyd (again)
Auburn
Evanescence

That's all, sorry if this does not make sense to you!

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Stress Relief

added by Ryoga_Rocks

Source: I don't know.

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ロスト & Found Pet Signs

added by r-pattz

Source: oddee.com

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Cutest cartoon boys ever

added by GeekGirl

Some pictures from my favourite cartoon:Winx Club ♥

added by Winxlove

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Funny Signs

added by Kiniko90

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-Demotivational-

added by Wolfdreamer9

Source: Deviantart

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O.O

added by twilovers

Source: idk ):

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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Why? (Please read)

posted by ITF

によって Jami Sassone

The man with the metal rod returns today
He summons me in the most painful way
It burns. It stings. It's scorching hot.
I yell, "please stop!" He will not
Why?

To the rack; I brace for the worst
He violates me again; this time's not the first
Back to my cage, to wonder how long
Yearning for 回答 to what I've done wrong?

Nine months later the answer arrives
I now have someone for whom to survive
Three times I've felt love, one being today
Three times, as well, it's been taken away.
Why?

My ミルク is for you, not him all
You enjoy what あなた eat, but remember my calls
When the cheese melts nicely...

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Interesting facts on パンケーキ

posted by tecna535

パンケーキ can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a 木, ツリー sap, that comes from the メープル, カエデ tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for パンケーキ were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the 年 1994,...

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Someone To Ask For Help (YJ:I fanfic(Spoilers!)

posted by numnumyellow67

NOT SLASH!
Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one...

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20 "funny cause its true" facts

posted by sideshowbobbart

1) あなた will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) あなた will check the Fridge to see if any 食 has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and あなた are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) あなた hate it when あなた run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when あなた are in the middle of a huge argument and realize あなた are wrong

8) あなた think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 分 after the right moment

9)...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: This is starting to be a nightmare

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...

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How To Deal With Rude People.

posted by Tamar20

Abounding times in your life あなた will meet mean または rude people that あなた dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This 記事 will teach あなた all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes または they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", またはあなた can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...

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Billionaire (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars) Parody =D

posted by cute20k

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here あなた go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet あなた didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

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Why I Think Bullies and Mean Girls Act the Way They Do

posted by madisonsavanna

One 日 a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are あなた laughing? I just insulted all of あなた losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how あなた feel あなた have to take the time to make fun of us. あなた obviously...

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tonight,my daddy......

posted by j-bfan7

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All 日 long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try...

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ランダム FACTS that will leave あなた (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ラット survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for イヌ are sold in Tokyo

6. A イルカ sleeps with one eye open

7. A クロコダイル, ワニ can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast 音楽 makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs もっと見る than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 ランダム ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just ランダム ways to eat my お気に入り cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with イチゴ milk
5. frozen
6. アナと雪の女王 with milk
7. アナと雪の女王 with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in アナと雪の女王 yogurt
11. in アナと雪の女王 yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
14. アナと雪の女王 with 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
15. アナと雪の女王 with 7up
16. with 落花生, ピーナッツバター and 7up
17. with チェリー 7up
18. アナと雪の女王 with チェリー 7up
19. アナと雪の女王 with 落花生, ピーナッツバター and チェリー 7up
20. によって itself

If あなた try any of these and like it, please write a コメント and tell me which one(s) あなた tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A レモン

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if あなた think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A レモン is lying on the 上, ページのトップへ step, and あなた are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. 秒 later あなた land on your ass, and 次あなた are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A レモン is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the レモン that was created によって your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the レモン into her...