ランダム Article: Talking about a bad relationship...

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posted by FlufflyHands

あなた now when we broke up I was like: "I WANT U BACK." Then I realized our relationship was like a CIRCUS. あなた GIVE 愛 A BAD NAME baby, just saying. Now whenever I see あなた I just put on my POKER FACE. ONE TIME あなた came to me like: "ONE もっと見る NIGHT...?" And I was like: "WHAT I'VE DONE For あなた I regret" than running away I scream back at him: "I hope あなた DIE YOUNG!" Yeah well we didn't talk for awhile. あなた attempt to get me back again and I was like: "dude, WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER." Then I just walked away, awkward moment when. I see あなた around town with your stupid friends, あなた think あなた RUN THIS TOWN. But your just like... BLAH! I've never met such a worse person in my life, あなた have your own JAR OF HEARTS! Just as I was ready to POUND THE ALARM. I met another guy. Things got better, but if he ever talks to me again I'm going to TELL あなた ONE TIME that I don't like you! That OATH I made to あなた a long time, saying we were THE PERFECT TWO, and we were going to be together forever is broken. あなた are no longer MY IMMORTAL...

ARTISTS
Cher Lloyd
Brittany Spears
Bon Jovi
Justin Beiber
Maroon 5
Linkin Park
Ke$ha
Taylor Swift
Jay-Z
ケシャ (again)
Christina Perri
Nicki Minaj
Justin Beiber (again)
Cher Lloyd (again)
Auburn
Evanescence

That's all, sorry if this does not make sense to you!

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Roulette ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, あなた want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game あなた play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game あなた can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that あなた want it to be

Play the numbers one によって one, 火災, 火 the shot the damage is done
Restless 恋愛中 pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When あなた make the rules no one can slow あなた down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...

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Best フレンズ mabey もっと見る PT 1

posted by envyelric

The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! あなた are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey あなた bums want simethin または are あなた goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do あなた hear...

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how many way to bother my family if i want sometihng

posted by angelbell619

1.When i want something now and they 発言しました they 発言しました not now i yell like a 5 年 old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they 発言しました no i will ingore them によって saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they 発言しました FINE

3.if i want to play a game または go on the computer and they 発言しました no i will be cying または just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they 発言しました no i will 発言しました creepy thing to them like what if someone take あなた away they will 発言しました ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said...

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Capricorn <3

posted by teamsalvatore98

The Capricorn goat.

The animal associated with your sign is this beautiful Goat, it is a surefooted animal that weighs in at an average of 150-300 pounds and reaching heights of 35-45 inches. Due to its hooves, with cushioned skid-proof pads for grip, the goat is very agile. This animal has a narrow head with slender, black horns that rise in a backward curve to a length of 10-12 inches. The コート is white and on the chin is a double beard of long hair.

The color of choice for Capricorn isBROWN
and most dark Colors（色）

BLACK ONYX
The beautiful Onyx is your starstone. Onyx is a type of agate (cryptocrystaline Quartz)...

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19 Ways To Be Offensive At a Funeral

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why あなた would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**

1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until あなた find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit あなた first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of あなた shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...

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HOW TO STRENGTHEN YOUR NAILS?

posted by ShiningsTar542

If あなた like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that あなた feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If あなた want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week あなた need to file あなた nails. Why? Because when あなた file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one コート of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby またはオリーブ oil on your nails after あなた have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!

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life after bananas

posted by shutyourface

The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent バナナ even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a バナナ is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but あなた can call me bobby jo

i shall return with a もっと見る stories of the help bananas society

dum de de de dum dum dum de dum

BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are クラブ song)

バナナバナナ羊 are there フレンズ
BANANAS

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5 ways あなた can ruin a 日付

posted by Cullens4eva

read these tips on how あなた can ruin a 日付 so あなた can avoid ruining one in the future.

1)DO NOT OVER ANALYZE THE RELATIONSHIP
most guys freak when they hear the word relationship in the early days of dating. they think "oh no why did she have to go spoil things によって bringing this up?!"They also often think that when a girl wants to talk about a relationship, she really means she wants to pick him apart, expose all his flaws, and make him feel like a toad. If あなた really feel あなた need to talk about the relationship, try a softer approach. Avoid issuing an order like, "We need to talk about us,"...

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wtf way to ランダム

posted by nichole22

one 日 i went hollywood and saw taylor lautner, made out and my friend got jelous tryed to make out with robbert pattison and told her to f-of she got angry and kicked him were the sun dont shine. me and taylor were going out then she tryed to crash thios party were in din't work and got arested and we brock her out. she went round my back and made out with taylor, i kicked HER were the sun don't shine she cryed in pain she got a gun tryed to kill me i called the cops she killed them so i used my awsome looks against her and stabed her in the eye she got pissed and killed taylor so i killed her mom. foung her in the bin キス a ラット who was biting her lip she got rabies and died. i got married to robbert and had three kids called bella, edward and jacob and lived happyliy ever after.

the end

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story of a vampire girl ch. 1

posted by Fangirl99

another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when あなた hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.

Leah and Pie's 12 Days of not-so クリスマス

posted by Cyrusrocks

My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.

On the first 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the 秒日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, four suburban trucks, 木, ツリー moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth 日 of Cristmas my true love...

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Weird Dream

posted by monsy38

It started with me. That's not the weird part though. Apparantly I was a lion and I was sleeping on a ベッド with a porcupine sleeping on 上, ページのトップへ of me. The ベッド that i was on was floating on something and when i looked down i realized that it was floating on a river that led to a gigantic waterfall. I looked to the edges for something to hold on to but the land was too far away. I doubted wether anything that was on it would have helped me either way because instead of trees and vines there was a GIANT lamp, a HUGE worm holding a clock who's numbers were falling off,some weird colourful blob thing,...