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Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting 火災, 火 with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a 一覧 about boys, によって a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a 質問 I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are あなた expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on you? Break up with you, just so he could start a thing with that girl he just so happened to notice? That only says something about your own insecurity, and あなた should really learn to assume a stronger posture. No offense to anyone without a boyfriend, または just doesn't care much.

"Getting your way is easy, but only when we think you're nagging."
2. We have two rules when it comes wo arguing with a girl. Rule #1: The girl always wins. Rule #2 (less important side rule): when the guy happens to be right, rule #1 comes into play. Therefore, it is easy for most of us to just say "OK, hunn, you're right.". Kinda makes it a waste of time to argue with us in the first place.

Gives guys a break every once in a while
3. We 愛 to spend time with you, but when we need a time off, give us that time off, and don't call us for a while. Chances are that after a few tries we just stop answering, and it only cost あなた phone credit. (if あなた have a phone subscription, lucky you! ;) ) When we've stopped feeling so down, we will visit あなた again. Guys can't stay away from their girlfriends too long.

"That guy is touching you?? I'll have his balls!"
4. Guys are protective and vigilant によって nature. It's just the way we are, I think. If we see anyone eyeballing 'our' (I use that word loosely here) girl, we'll tare him apart. Think of us as dogs. If あなた are away from us, we'll miss you, and if we see anyone touching you, we relentlessly attack him.

Contrary to 人気 believes, guys do cry. Just alone
5.Guys can be sad too!:'( I hear so many girls bringing guys into a bad daylight. "Guys are so insensitive, guys are so unfeeling". So ignorant. If anyone is unsensitive, it should be people who say stuff like that, without even getting to know the guy. Lots of guys are adept at holding back their tears (me, for example), and when we're alone, we'll throw it out all at once. Although fairly quietly. For example, when we're in company of others, and we say something like: "excuse me, I'll be right back..." and we step out of the room, let us. Please. There's a pretty real chance we're going to cry. We need to cry every now and then, and when we return in a few minutes, we often will share what's on our mind. And if we don't, it's just too hard to tell.

Same interests? Who needs 'em?
6. Most guys are not not as picky as girls, when it comes to 愛 and that sort of thing. Having the same interests is often a side manner, when it is really gorgeous eyes and a nice sense of humour that makes most guys 'melt'.

Guys are not as talkative with フレンズ when there is a girl with them
7. Often our convorsations consists of dirty little sextalks. That's right, sex interests us a lot. And we know most girls feel uneasy because of it. So we know how to keep quiet about it. So when あなた think it gets too quiet, it's because we have nothing to talk about, if あなた get my meaning... Think of it as a sign of respect. When there's a girl in the room, adult filter is turned 'ON'.

Playing sports is a pro
8. We 愛 it when a girls practices a sport. It gives us something fun to do with our girlfriend, and an hourglass figure is an enjoyable side bonus to lots of guys. Not that our whole world revolves around your body though.

Girls who like classic rock are hot
9. And によって the looks of it, most who read this 一覧 shouldn't worry about this. Few things impose guys もっと見る than a girl who has AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, または Deep Purple in their iTunes playlist. Playing a musical instrument is a pro, too.

"Ask us out for a change!"
10. I know, it's a prescribed rule that guys should be the ones to ask their girlfriend out for a date, but why does it always have to be us? 登録する us in a rebel against society! Ask us out every once in a while too.

But please, don't make us go to a girly movie または anything. ;-)
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What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first 日 after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do あなた want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do あなた 愛 me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do あなた think that one 日 あなた may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can あなた キッス me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do あなた think that あなた may パンチ me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the 上, ページのトップへ in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive あなた to madness によって letting あなた figure out why the heck I 発言しました pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, または perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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When life gives あなた a hundred reasons to cry, 表示する life that あなた have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who あなた are and say what あなた feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your ハート, 心 broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend または maybe even fall in 愛 with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and 愛 like you've never been hurt. Life comes...
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