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Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting 火災, 火 with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a 一覧 about boys, によって a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a 質問 I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are あなた expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on you? Break up with you, just so he could start a thing with that girl he just so happened to notice? That only says something about your own insecurity, and あなた should really learn to assume a stronger posture. No offense to anyone without a boyfriend, または just doesn't care much.

"Getting your way is easy, but only when we think you're nagging."
2. We have two rules when it comes wo arguing with a girl. Rule #1: The girl always wins. Rule #2 (less important side rule): when the guy happens to be right, rule #1 comes into play. Therefore, it is easy for most of us to just say "OK, hunn, you're right.". Kinda makes it a waste of time to argue with us in the first place.

Gives guys a break every once in a while
3. We 愛 to spend time with you, but when we need a time off, give us that time off, and don't call us for a while. Chances are that after a few tries we just stop answering, and it only cost あなた phone credit. (if あなた have a phone subscription, lucky you! ;) ) When we've stopped feeling so down, we will visit あなた again. Guys can't stay away from their girlfriends too long.

"That guy is touching you?? I'll have his balls!"
4. Guys are protective and vigilant によって nature. It's just the way we are, I think. If we see anyone eyeballing 'our' (I use that word loosely here) girl, we'll tare him apart. Think of us as dogs. If あなた are away from us, we'll miss you, and if we see anyone touching you, we relentlessly attack him.

Contrary to 人気 believes, guys do cry. Just alone
5.Guys can be sad too!:'( I hear so many girls bringing guys into a bad daylight. "Guys are so insensitive, guys are so unfeeling". So ignorant. If anyone is unsensitive, it should be people who say stuff like that, without even getting to know the guy. Lots of guys are adept at holding back their tears (me, for example), and when we're alone, we'll throw it out all at once. Although fairly quietly. For example, when we're in company of others, and we say something like: "excuse me, I'll be right back..." and we step out of the room, let us. Please. There's a pretty real chance we're going to cry. We need to cry every now and then, and when we return in a few minutes, we often will share what's on our mind. And if we don't, it's just too hard to tell.

Same interests? Who needs 'em?
6. Most guys are not not as picky as girls, when it comes to 愛 and that sort of thing. Having the same interests is often a side manner, when it is really gorgeous eyes and a nice sense of humour that makes most guys 'melt'.

Guys are not as talkative with フレンズ when there is a girl with them
7. Often our convorsations consists of dirty little sextalks. That's right, sex interests us a lot. And we know most girls feel uneasy because of it. So we know how to keep quiet about it. So when あなた think it gets too quiet, it's because we have nothing to talk about, if あなた get my meaning... Think of it as a sign of respect. When there's a girl in the room, adult filter is turned 'ON'.

Playing sports is a pro
8. We 愛 it when a girls practices a sport. It gives us something fun to do with our girlfriend, and an hourglass figure is an enjoyable side bonus to lots of guys. Not that our whole world revolves around your body though.

Girls who like classic rock are hot
9. And によって the looks of it, most who read this 一覧 shouldn't worry about this. Few things impose guys もっと見る than a girl who has AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, または Deep Purple in their iTunes playlist. Playing a musical instrument is a pro, too.

"Ask us out for a change!"
10. I know, it's a prescribed rule that guys should be the ones to ask their girlfriend out for a date, but why does it always have to be us? 登録する us in a rebel against society! Ask us out every once in a while too.

But please, don't make us go to a girly movie または anything. ;-)
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posted by LocalArtistist
Do あなた work at Subway? Because あなた just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do あなた want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang あなた on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but あなた can expect もっと見る than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a ピザ and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't あなた like pizza?
Do あなた work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw あなた checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...
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posted by warriorcats02
Series Synopsis:

It is the 年 3000. Young Entomologist Dex Hamilton is called upon to help when alien insects that were crawling through the galaxy create a dangerous rift between Humans and bugs. Across faraway galaxies Dex will journey, along with 3 companions, Zap Monogan, Jenny 10 , and Tung, "the fantastic frog-boy."

Dex Hamilton:

18 年 old Dex Hamilton is an entomologist, または a person who studies bugs. He owns the habitat, which his father, Winston Hamiton, had owned before. Winston had disapeared mysteriously, leaving the habitat to his son, Dex. The habitat stores all different kinds...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Spread A Little Love

These are my 閲覧数 and thoughts about being a straight christian, but still supporting gay rights.

I wear a cross. It's a little golden クロス with a tiny ruby in the middle, being I'm born in July, and that's my birthstone. It's a girt from my mom, and I might pass it on to the 次 generation when I grow up. It's very special to me. I wear it all the time unless I'm swimming または bathing. I wear it in performances (I'm an actress-to-be and I play violin at school). Even when I was in a play about the ancient greek gods, I wore it under my robes. My whole family is part italian,...
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