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posted by CuteBlossom123
1) あなた guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want あなた showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way あなた can tell a girl likes あなた is when she's out of words when あなた talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks あなた if あなた like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't and we mean PLEASE don't flirt with other girls. It makes that girl feel unloved.

8) If あなた ask a girl out and she says "I don't know, maybe..." it means she's just shy to say yes, so give her a couple of days to get the confidence to answer. Don't keep bugging her about it, it only makes her says no.

9) If a girl says no it means NO!

10) Don't be over protective about girls, we are a living thing not 1000000 pounds.
posted by ShiningsTar542
Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if あなた have just cut your hair short and あなた don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for あなた :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, または play around with the badg if あなた have them. あなた need to be sure that あなた want this look, because once you've got it, there is little あなた can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...
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posted by simpleplan
1. If they want to loan あなた money, tell them あなた just filed for bankruptcy and あなた could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are あなた today?" say, "Why do あなた want to know?" Alternately, あなた can tell them, "I'm so glad あなた asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is 芝居 up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just ロスト my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I ロスト my contact lens!

Could あなた stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration...
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posted by Jeffersonian
These are purported to be actual test 回答 from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes によって which water can be made 安全, 安全です to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water 安全, 安全です to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded によって sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If あなた are buying a house,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
So I was watching one of my お気に入り let’s play channels, Woolie Vs., a channel that usually plays a lot of lesser known indie titles, pretty much where I buy a lot of games I fell in 愛 with, stuff like Sayonara Wild Hearts and Chroma Squad. But there was one game I played that made me far もっと見る cautious of what I play. I saw that they uploaded a playthrough of a game known as 198X, and I was already excited from the art alone… Little did I know that this would be a huge mistake.



198X follows the tale of a young boy, who is always upset, hates his town, and just wants to get away....
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posted by GrandDad
Hello, i am GrandDad, I rant about it so あなた don't have to!

Today, we will be diving into the magic of...augh, ships....

If あなた don't know what ships are, they basically take 2 characters from one franchise (or one not related to that franchise at all) and just say "oh so they 愛 echother mkay"

Jesus christ, those people disgust me. And some people decide to take a step once and beyond and just draw porn of them. Why the fuck.


But here's the sickest part:


Some people decide to MAKE BOTH PEOPLE BOYS. what the fuck.


Worse, they decide to sometimes use it as evidence that 2 people might have a relationship....
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posted by alexischaos2004
Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited によって creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these 記事 *D*)


You saw the title, correct? Now, 質問 like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl 書く about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants または not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! 登録する me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!...
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