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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated によって you.
I was so 魔法にかけられて によって your beauty that I ran into that ウォール over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime あなた passed by, just so I could stare at あなた a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but あなた owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
あなた look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do あなた have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do あなた have a map? I'm getting ロスト in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to あなた cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that あなた made me forget my pickup line.
あなた shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a 星, つ星 for every time あなた brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
あなた know you're in 愛 when あなた can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if あなた had an extra ハート, 心 mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good あなた look.
Me without あなた is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby または is that just my ハート, 心 taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the 日 my children were born, the 日 I got married, and the 日 that I met you.
Are あなた from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are あなた an interior decorator? When i saw あなた the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if あなた were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
あなた must be a hell of a thief because あなた ストール, 盗んだ my ハート, 心 from across the room.
Do あなた have a twin sister? Then あなた must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
あなた look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If あなた were a booger I'd pick あなた first.
Do あなた know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I 愛 you.
Excuse me, I think あなた have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask あなた out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, あなた must be the prime rib.
Are あなた ロスト ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make あなた the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My 愛 for あなた is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
こんにちは baby you're so fine あなた make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet あなた $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do あなた have the time? [Tells あなた the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would あなた grab my arm so I can tell my フレンズ I've been touched によって an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have ロスト my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hello are あなた married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear あなた say "happily".
あなた are like a キャンディー bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask あなた how あなた looked!
Did あなた clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when あなた left it?
Did あなた fart, cause あなた blew me away.
I don't have a としょうかん, ライブラリ card, but do あなた mind if I check あなた out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that 天使 could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
あなた are so fine, I wish I could plant あなた and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because あなた are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause あなた just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but あなた dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are あなた going to キッス me または do I have to lie to my diary?
Are あなた cold? あなた look like あなた could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
あなた know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, あなた put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy あなた a drink または do あなた just want the money?
Did the sun come out または did あなた just smile at me?
So there あなた are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do あなた believe in 愛 at first sight, または should I walk によって again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when あなた have a weak heart.
あなた see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if あなた think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed あなた noticing me and I just wanted to give あなた notice that I noticed あなた too.
(As she is leaving) こんにちは aren't あなた forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When あなた fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were あなた talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know ミルク does a body good, but baby, how much have あなた been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a ホーム run with you.
I'm new in town. Could あなた give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If あなた were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was あなた father an alien? Because there's nothing else like あなた on Earth!
What time do あなた have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no フレッド Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this シート, 座席 taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone ストール, 盗んだ the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her シャツ label.] When they say, "What are あなた doing?" あなた respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm ロスト at sea.
あなた know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but あなた can tickle me any time あなた want to.
あなた be the Dairy クイーン and I'll be your Burger King: あなた treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing または loving you, I would say "I 愛 you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because あなた are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress あなた または anything, but... I'm Batman!
あなた must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
あなた must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do あなた know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was 表示中 off.
あなた must be a Snickers, because あなた satisfy me.
Are あなた a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because あなた are the bomb.
Are あなた religious? Cause あなた are the 回答 to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, あなた add meaning to my life!
Baby, あなた are so fine I could put あなた on a plate and sop あなた up with a biscuit.
Is there a 虹 today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
あなた remind me of a magnet, because あなた sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, または are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are あなた taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will あなた キッス it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right 次 to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of あなた wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a 星, つ星 for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at あなた with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar くま, クマ weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that あなた 愛 me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, または cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
こんにちは baby. あなた got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do あなた pick 'Do あなた come here often?', 'What's your sign?', または 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would あなた hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time 次 年 let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see あなた on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want あなた to think I'm ridiculous または anything, but あなた are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have あなた always been this cute, または did あなた have to work at it?
こんにちは baby, あなた must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, あなた turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did あなた get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad 日 and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would あなた smile for me?
I hope あなた know CPR, cuz あなた take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do あなた do for a living?
If I told あなた that あなた had a great body, would あなた hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here または is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and あなた are...gorgeous!
So, what do あなた do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were あなた arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, あなた look really hot! あなた must be real reason for global warming.
あなた are the reason men fall in love.
あなた know the もっと見る I drink, the prettier あなた get!
あなた know, I would die happy if I saw あなた naked just once!
あなた know, あなた might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
あなた look like my third wife. [how many time have あなた been married?] Twice.
あなた make me melt like hot ファッジ on a sundae.
あなた should be someone's wife.
Were あなた in Boy Scouts? Because あなた sure have tied my ハート, 心 in a knot.
Are あなた as beautiful on the inside as あなた are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! あなた look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot あなた would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm 書く a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than あなた he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, あなた turn me on!
Hey, how did あなた do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, あなた have もっと見る curves than a race track.
If あなた stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, あなた would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything もっと見る pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
あなた are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
あなた look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are あなた a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
あなた are so beautiful that あなた give the sun a reason to shine.
Do あなた want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do あなた bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your 尻, お尻 is so nice that it is a shame that あなた have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because あなた just ストール, 盗んだ my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. あなた are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, あなた make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... あなた just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that あなた could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
あなた are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if あなた were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet あなた could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there 発言しました that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
こんにちは baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a ビール belly, It'a a fuel tank for a 愛 machine.
I don't know you, but I think I 愛 あなた already.
あなた know I'd like to invite あなた over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause あなた are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with あなた または winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do あなた have any sunscreen? 'Cause あなた are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're あなた staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause あなた sure are special.
If あなた could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth もっと見る than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If あなた were a ステーキ あなた would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, あなた rock me like a hurricane!
Can あなた pull this heart-shaped ARROW/アロー out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
あなた Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell あなた that he needs my ハート, 心 back.
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posted by Bluekait
1. Do あなた sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know あなた like guys yet?
3. Are あなた a girly girl?
4. Small または large purses?
5. Are あなた short?
6. Do あなた like somebody?
7. Do あなた care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do あなた like Halloween?
9. Are あなた double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place あなた have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do あなた call anybody によって their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...
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posted by nmdis
So Far, So Great"

Off to the races
I'm going places
Might be a long shot
Not gonna waste it
This is the big break
And it's calling my name

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So far so great, believe it
Can't take away this feeling
Taking a ride with chance to my side
Yeah, I can't wait
So far, so great

Might need to wing it
Still gonna bring it
Not gonna sink low
I'm going swimming
スイング for the fences
Sky's not the today

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
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posted by neonstars
I Was 読書 記事 in The Middle If The Night, & Someone 投稿されました Lists Of Things They Hate. So, I decided to do the same ((:
Thanks For Whoever Gave me the idea によって the way, I'm Not sure who It was But Theirs was Great :D

- When your Ex's Tell あなた They Miss あなた But They Did Nothing To Be With You.

-Homophobic people. Sorry Boos, I am who I am (:

-When あなた Text Someone a Whole Paragraph and they Reply with two words. What The Hell?

- Flip-Flops. Uh, I Have really ugly feet...So Yeah.

- Dr.Pepper, Sorry I'm Sticking to コーラ Products xD

- キャンディー Crush & Temple Run. Mainly because I Suck at...
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It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on ランダム found out that the ランダム club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The ランダム club is one of the most 人気 クラブ on Fanpop. We need to form a team または something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other クラブ too, such as the Sonic ファン Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...
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(Mituna’s POV)
Sollux and I walked down the hall, different blood types splattered everywhere. “What the hell ith going on here?” Sollux asked with frustration and curiosity in his voice. “I’ll be motherfuckin’ tellin’ あなた what’s all up and going on here” A voice had called out from behind us. Sollux and I stopped dead in our tracks, turning our heads slowly. There Gamzee stood, indigo blood pooling out of where it’s looks like he’s been cut, クラブ in hand, walking slowly towards us.”Damn it Gamzee, what the hell hath gotten into...
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posted by suzuki_reika
“Death is terrible for anyone. Young または old, good または evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.”
- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The もっと見る あなた try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach あなた exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to 移動する house.

If your friend gets bitten によって a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better 安全, 安全です than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of あなた might have heard of the game Facade. those of あなた who have, あなた probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she 発言しました "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they 発言しました yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If あなた live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some フレンズ along for company, または just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. または (._.) indecisive
:-) または =] または :) または =) または :] または :^) または :D または :^D Smile または happy
:-L または =L または o¬o Drool または Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( または =( または D: または D= Frown または Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP または XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD または XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S または :s または =S または =s confused
:Þ または :þ または =b または =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ または : または =/ または = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, または a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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