ランダム Article: Hi

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Hi

posted by Misharrypotter

*Gives あなた a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 分前 via Formspring for iOS
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( または better yet あなた can キッス me if あなた make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a アヒル, 鴨 behind あなた ten miles away and shots at あなた but a repeat of last time happens and it hits 発言しました duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 分 ago( あなた got a better change キス me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 分 ago
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WHAT DO あなた THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 分 ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , キッス me and that アヒル, 鴨 is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 12 分 ago

deathding, I-Luv-L and 1 other like this

jbieber4realz Lol...Uh Are You 100% New here? √

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There is パン on your head!

posted by -Wednesday-

u wudnt know if there was パン on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is パン on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the パン is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and または eat the パン that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the パン off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the パン that is on yer head so u can on living without パン on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the パン that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating パン it is so if i tell u that there is パン on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of パン on yer head

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A ランダム Story (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....

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キャビン for the Summer-Chapter Eleven-James

posted by moolah

The Cabin

キャビン for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James

“She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...

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Funny excuse letters

posted by ilovetech29

1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 木, ツリー and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...

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cute name to ur girlfriend

posted by yukikiyruu

Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when あなた are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then あなた may call her によって this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...

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the dos and don'ts of getting your 質問 answered (on the ランダム spot)

posted by kairi13050

hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of あなた who need a little help with being もっと見る人気 on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like 読書 something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most 人気回答 have to do with games または something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the ファン about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....

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Bad Spelling & Abusing The バッジ Lock

posted by TruBerries

EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the バッジ lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people 書く this way if he/she had dyslexia または someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet または if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...

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上, ページのトップへ 10 Ways to Be a Great Friend

posted by AnimeFan66

1. Always have kindness with you. If あなた have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your フレンズ have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who あなた are または what they think あなた are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights または bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're フレンズ are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...

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お花 Meanings and legends!

posted by spunkyonyx

Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This 花 should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE あなた ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

あなた can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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50 Things I Am Going To Do Before I Die

posted by BeautysOverated

:)

1.    Run to the 上, ページのトップへ of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a キャメル, ラクダ in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...

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Perverted brain much?

posted by cute20k

Do あなた have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause あなた to spit and ask あなた not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. あなた fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. あなた blow me hard . What am I?

Chewing gum

5. All 日 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator

6. I...

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フェレット名言・格言

posted by invadercalliope

These 名言・格言 are 名言・格言 with differnt meanings of フェレットまたは just the animal.
“If a フェレット bites あなた it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the 閲覧数 are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, あなた can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to フェレット it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and フェレット it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!

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The Forbidden 愛 (part 2) Twin Meets NEW Boyfriend

posted by Musiclover456

After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow あなた own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and 表示する him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got ホーム to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...

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Dam Dadi Do Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If あなた feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can あなた feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me 愛 you
everyday
So long あなた let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...

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Smile! :)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Why not smile? あなた can always find a reason to smile, believe it または not. あなた can say that your life is the worst, あなた can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet あなた anything, that if あなた let yourself search, あなた can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, あなた can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but あなた don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...

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Don't Stereotype People!!! (REPOST)

posted by Channyfan1

(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...

I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN 愛 WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...

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Cute Poem:)

posted by LadyL68

♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥

♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥

♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥

♥If you're asking if I 愛 you♥
♥The answer is I do♥

☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.

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bruno mars parody

posted by iamagagamonster

~~ dont be offended, i 愛 bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way あなた are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl あなた need to shave

and when あなた smile, the whole world ducks and...

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Someone told me to repost this if I believe homophobia is wrong, so....

posted by sapherequeen

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her ホーム because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...