Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO あなた WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
あなた CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY あなた HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
雌犬 WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT 尻, お尻 CUZ あなた CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO あなた WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
あなた CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY あなた HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
雌犬 WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT 尻, お尻 CUZ あなた CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
1. Grab your spoon and put 食 on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water または soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表, テーブル and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When あなた take a drink of your water または soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When あなた got your デザート (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives あなた a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water または soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表, テーブル and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When あなた take a drink of your water または soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When あなた got your デザート (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives あなた a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One 日 in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: あなた B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI 火災, 火 breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! 火災, 火 BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
ロンドン tipton: *raped*
THE END!
Now take your seats.
One 日 in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: あなた B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI 火災, 火 breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! 火災, 火 BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
ロンドン tipton: *raped*
THE END!