上, ページのトップへ 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
1) He keeps handcuffing himself によって accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants あなた to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking あなた if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and もっと見る 音楽 on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself によって accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants あなた to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking あなた if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and もっと見る 音楽 on the police channel
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
あなた may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that あなた would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
愛 あなた in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate あなた
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from あなた can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about あなた
before they go to sleep.
6. あなた mean the world to someone.
7. あなた are special and unique.
8. Someone that あなた don't even know exists loves you.
9. When あなた make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When あなた think the world
has turned its back on あなた
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments あなた received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
あなた may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that あなた would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
愛 あなた in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate あなた
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from あなた can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about あなた
before they go to sleep.
6. あなた mean the world to someone.
7. あなた are special and unique.
8. Someone that あなた don't even know exists loves you.
9. When あなた make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When あなた think the world
has turned its back on あなた
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments あなた received.
Forget about the rude remarks.