1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on または off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to 表示する the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of あなた just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your ブリーフケース または purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name タグ to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open によって themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call あなた Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until あなた hear the penny あなた dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers あなた can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. 表示する other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a クーラー that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and 移動する to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Shadow box.
35. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
36. Lean against the button panel.
37. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
39. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
40. Bring a chair along.
41. Take a bite of a サンドイッチ and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
42. Blow spit bubbles.
43. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
44. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a もっと見る suitable host body."
45. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
46. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
47. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
48. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
49. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
50. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
51. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
52. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
53. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
54. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come ホーム early just when it's getting to the good part.
55. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
56. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I 発言しました down, dammit!"
57. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
58. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
59. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
60. Find a crowded elevator and pace back and forth inside it.
61. Walk in, face the back and go about two inches from the back wall.
62. Walk in, and start reciting a shopping 一覧 in monotone.
63. Stand right in front of the doors when waiting to get on. (This gets a good reaction from the people inside.)
64. Once inside, stand right in front of the doors, waiting to get out. (This gets a good reaction from the people waiting to get on)
65. Wait til the door is almost closed then pry the doors apart with a painful expression on your face.
66. Sing anything によって 銃 'n' Hosers while pantomiming the lyrics. (I 愛 her but I had to kill her, would be good)
67. Ask, "Did あなた feel that?"
68. Look at the ground while standing in the corner and moan softly.
69. When the doors close, look at the person 次 to あなた and yell, "Your nostrils they're like wind tunnels, SUCKING UP ALL MY AIR!" Then scream and collapse, when the doors open, get up and calmly walk out.
70. コメント one によって one, on the clothing of all the people riding in the elevator.
71. Push the emergency stop button and say "Now it's time for あなた all to DIE! Just kidding." restart the elevator.
72. Wander from corner to corner of the elevator during the course of the journey.
73. Hit every floor button, and at each floor get out and say, "Nope, this ain't the right one." Get back on and ride to the 次 floor. Repeat.
74. Explain to some poor innocent stranger all about the complex dental work あなた supposedly received. Get them to look in your mouth and everything.
75. Tell some poor sod your complete life history completely out of the blue.
76. Ask for アドバイス on a completely disgusting problem.
77. Get a vote from the entire elevator about some completely pointless issue.
78. Say, "Omigod, did あなた hear that?" And look completely panicked while not uttering a single intelligible word.
79. Sit in the corner and meditate. "Ohm."
80. Pick up the emergency phone and try to order pizza.
81. Run like hell while the security guards try to find あなた to kick あなた out. (This can be applied to all)
82. Wear an earphone with the cord inside your jacket, carry a walkie-talkie. Once inside the elevator, stop it and say. "Williams FBI, I need to see some ID. Look at everybody's ID restart the elevator and talk into your walkie-talkie saying, "It's ok he's not on this one. But we think he did manage to find bullets for his gun."
83. Say to an older lady "My you've got nice hair." Pull out a pair of scissors and look suggestively at her.
84. In a foreign accent say "You are very beautiful." to a young girl. Pull out some money and say "How much to purchase you?". Indian accents work well for this, like the guy on Short Circuit.
85. Do all of these things with a friend, while both of あなた are wearing trench coats and dark glasses.
86. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
87. Push the buttons and pretend they give あなた a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
88. Pretend あなた are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
89. Ask if あなた can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
90. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on
91. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?"
92. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
93. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
94. 移動する your 机, デスク in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
95. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
96. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
97. Swat at flies that don't exist
98. Tell people that あなた can see their aura.
99. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
100. Talk in to your cell phone as あなた enter on the ground floor press floor 5 and when the door closes, in a shock voice say "what do あなた me theres a gun man on the fifth floor?"
101. Sing the song that never ends
2. Blow your nose and offer to 表示する the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of あなた just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your ブリーフケース または purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name タグ to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open によって themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call あなた Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until あなた hear the penny あなた dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers あなた can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. 表示する other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a クーラー that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and 移動する to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Shadow box.
35. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
36. Lean against the button panel.
37. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
39. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
40. Bring a chair along.
41. Take a bite of a サンドイッチ and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
42. Blow spit bubbles.
43. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
44. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a もっと見る suitable host body."
45. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
46. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
47. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
48. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
49. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
50. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
51. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
52. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
53. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
54. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come ホーム early just when it's getting to the good part.
55. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
56. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I 発言しました down, dammit!"
57. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
58. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
59. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
60. Find a crowded elevator and pace back and forth inside it.
61. Walk in, face the back and go about two inches from the back wall.
62. Walk in, and start reciting a shopping 一覧 in monotone.
63. Stand right in front of the doors when waiting to get on. (This gets a good reaction from the people inside.)
64. Once inside, stand right in front of the doors, waiting to get out. (This gets a good reaction from the people waiting to get on)
65. Wait til the door is almost closed then pry the doors apart with a painful expression on your face.
66. Sing anything によって 銃 'n' Hosers while pantomiming the lyrics. (I 愛 her but I had to kill her, would be good)
67. Ask, "Did あなた feel that?"
68. Look at the ground while standing in the corner and moan softly.
69. When the doors close, look at the person 次 to あなた and yell, "Your nostrils they're like wind tunnels, SUCKING UP ALL MY AIR!" Then scream and collapse, when the doors open, get up and calmly walk out.
70. コメント one によって one, on the clothing of all the people riding in the elevator.
71. Push the emergency stop button and say "Now it's time for あなた all to DIE! Just kidding." restart the elevator.
72. Wander from corner to corner of the elevator during the course of the journey.
73. Hit every floor button, and at each floor get out and say, "Nope, this ain't the right one." Get back on and ride to the 次 floor. Repeat.
74. Explain to some poor innocent stranger all about the complex dental work あなた supposedly received. Get them to look in your mouth and everything.
75. Tell some poor sod your complete life history completely out of the blue.
76. Ask for アドバイス on a completely disgusting problem.
77. Get a vote from the entire elevator about some completely pointless issue.
78. Say, "Omigod, did あなた hear that?" And look completely panicked while not uttering a single intelligible word.
79. Sit in the corner and meditate. "Ohm."
80. Pick up the emergency phone and try to order pizza.
81. Run like hell while the security guards try to find あなた to kick あなた out. (This can be applied to all)
82. Wear an earphone with the cord inside your jacket, carry a walkie-talkie. Once inside the elevator, stop it and say. "Williams FBI, I need to see some ID. Look at everybody's ID restart the elevator and talk into your walkie-talkie saying, "It's ok he's not on this one. But we think he did manage to find bullets for his gun."
83. Say to an older lady "My you've got nice hair." Pull out a pair of scissors and look suggestively at her.
84. In a foreign accent say "You are very beautiful." to a young girl. Pull out some money and say "How much to purchase you?". Indian accents work well for this, like the guy on Short Circuit.
85. Do all of these things with a friend, while both of あなた are wearing trench coats and dark glasses.
86. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
87. Push the buttons and pretend they give あなた a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
88. Pretend あなた are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
89. Ask if あなた can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
90. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on
91. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?"
92. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
93. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
94. 移動する your 机, デスク in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
95. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
96. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
97. Swat at flies that don't exist
98. Tell people that あなた can see their aura.
99. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
100. Talk in to your cell phone as あなた enter on the ground floor press floor 5 and when the door closes, in a shock voice say "what do あなた me theres a gun man on the fifth floor?"
101. Sing the song that never ends
So these are just a handful of the opinions I have that I think are unpopular. Keep in mind that these are my opinions :)
Mother Teresa was no saint.
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Alcoholic beverages all smell too awful to drink.
Candy that doesn't include チョコレート is usually not worth eating.
The multiverse exists.
Pie is better than cake.
Bananas are best slightly green.
French fries are usually meh.
Oreos don't taste very good.
Operatic vocals need もっと見る serious recognition outside the classical 音楽 world, because operatic vocals are the best vocals.
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Mother Teresa was no saint.
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Alcoholic beverages all smell too awful to drink.
Candy that doesn't include チョコレート is usually not worth eating.
The multiverse exists.
Pie is better than cake.
Bananas are best slightly green.
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French fries are usually meh.
Oreos don't taste very good.
Operatic vocals need もっと見る serious recognition outside the classical 音楽 world, because operatic vocals are the best vocals.
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Adele has always been...
On February 2 Tony カケス, ジェイ was born so happy birthday Tony Jay. Tony カケス, ジェイ is my お気に入り voice actor and singer. He very sadly passed away in 2006, but his legacy lives on. I feel that Tony Jay's birthday is still worth celebrating and it should be celebrated every year.
Tony カケス, ジェイ was a voice actor. He mostly played villains, because he had a villainous voice. He knew how to play every type of male villain from the sophisticated villains to the looney villains. No matter what quality of shows and films he was in he always did a good job. I consider several of his performances to be Oscar worthy. He sadly never won any 芝居 awards, but he should of. I consider him to be the best voice actor.
I doubt that Tony カケス, ジェイ can read this from the afterlife, but if he is I have this to say: Thank あなた for always putting a huge amount of effort into your acting. You're 1 of the most talented actors of all time. Happy birthday.
Tony カケス, ジェイ was a voice actor. He mostly played villains, because he had a villainous voice. He knew how to play every type of male villain from the sophisticated villains to the looney villains. No matter what quality of shows and films he was in he always did a good job. I consider several of his performances to be Oscar worthy. He sadly never won any 芝居 awards, but he should of. I consider him to be the best voice actor.
I doubt that Tony カケス, ジェイ can read this from the afterlife, but if he is I have this to say: Thank あなた for always putting a huge amount of effort into your acting. You're 1 of the most talented actors of all time. Happy birthday.
There are several high quality singers of both genders. My お気に入り female singer is Helen Edgeworth (Helen von Drama).
You're likely wondering who Helen Edgeworth is. She's a singer who has a account on YouTube. She sings songs from Studio Ghibli films. Since Studio Ghibli is my お気に入り animated films studio I'm a big ファン of Helen Edgeworth.
Helen Edgeworth does American versions of Japanese Studio Ghibli songs. She often writes her own versions of Studio Ghibli songs. Her lyrics are well written and good. Her version of The Wind Rises song is AMAZING. However the best thing about Helen Edegeworth is her voice. She has a eloquent and lovely sounding voice that あなた need to hear.
Helen Edgeworth currently has around 110 ファン so please help her get もっと見る fans. She's 1 of my お気に入り singers. Every Studio Ghibli ファン should check out her songs.
You're likely wondering who Helen Edgeworth is. She's a singer who has a account on YouTube. She sings songs from Studio Ghibli films. Since Studio Ghibli is my お気に入り animated films studio I'm a big ファン of Helen Edgeworth.
Helen Edgeworth does American versions of Japanese Studio Ghibli songs. She often writes her own versions of Studio Ghibli songs. Her lyrics are well written and good. Her version of The Wind Rises song is AMAZING. However the best thing about Helen Edegeworth is her voice. She has a eloquent and lovely sounding voice that あなた need to hear.
Helen Edgeworth currently has around 110 ファン so please help her get もっと見る fans. She's 1 of my お気に入り singers. Every Studio Ghibli ファン should check out her songs.
