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1.I was kidnapped によって terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds ストール, 盗んだ it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket ストール, 盗んだ it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination wore off and we had to go to the hospital.

9.My skimpy printer ran out of ink.

10.I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the ウォール of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the small 魚 that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my cat, the 火災, 火 was too hot. So I spent the weekend morning the loss of my cat.

11."You 発言しました do 質問 1-10. あなた didn't say bring them in."

12.My youngest daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her younger step-brother had stolen it, filled it in and turned it in to his teacher to prove how smart he was.

13.My house is being fumigated and I don't want to go in there and suffocate just to get it.

14.I left it in my シャツ and my mother put the シャツ in the wash.

15.I didn't do it because I spent all night doing the 前 night's homework.

16.My Dad accidentally put it in his ブリーフケース and took it to work.

17.My flash drive exploded.

18.The cleaning lady threw it away.

19.I felt like doing the whole book on the bus ride home, so I did -- but after the first 116 pages, I got bus-sick and puked all over the workbook and all my homework! What a coincidence, eh? So I started an extra credit レポート about World War I & II in my car going back ホーム after ディナー and, lo and behold!, my clumsy little siblings all felt carsick and hurled all over it and the World War としょうかん, ライブラリ book (that'll explain the School としょうかん, ライブラリ fine). And it was already too late to start another one, so my mom wrote me a note excusing me for not bringing in my homework. I was looking at it on the bus when Billy (or whoever), who was sitting 次 to me, felt really sick and guess what happened?

20.I put it in the safe, but ロスト the combination.

21.My child’s locker is jammed and she can't get her homework out of it.

22.Some aliens from outer 宇宙 borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.

23.Had to bail mom out of jail again.

24.A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

25.I have the mathematical proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin.

26.The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

27.I was in the lunch room and another student started criticizing あなた and I just couldn't let that go without letting him know he was wrong. I searched through my backpack to find something to throw at him, and all I could find was today's homework assignment, so I let him have it.

28.I thought the assignment was uninspiring. I read Moby Dick instead.

29.I got soap in my eyes and was blinded for the rest of the night.

30.Please excuse Jackie for not having her homework she was a little under the weatherman, and there was a big flurry in Central America.

31.I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.It wasn't challenging enough.

32.Our dog has mistaken Reid’s homework for that GOSH DAMN newspaper.

33.I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

34.I gave it to a homeless man to line his hat with.

35.My daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her dad had used it to start a 火災, 火 in the wood stove.

36.A man came into my house last night and threatened to commit suicide. Well, it turns out he had a split-personality, so it was considered a hostage situation. It was a big commotion. Police, ambulance, everything! I can't believe あなた didn't hear about it! That's why I couldn't get my homework done.

37.A mad circus clown ストール, 盗んだ it on my bus stop and tried luring me into his house with it.

38.Aliens from outer 宇宙 abducted my homework. They threatened me and 発言しました that if I didn’t give them my homework that I would be terminated.

39."Sharon didn't do her homework because of her eyes.....She couldn't see any reason to do it."

40.My internet access was down (for emailed assignments).

41.I did my homework in my head, I didn’t know I was supposed to write it down. Then I forgot. 次 time should I 表示する my work?

42.I left it at Mom's house when she took me back to Dad's house.

43.I did do it all, but before I got a chance to save, my book crashed and I ロスト it all.

44.I loaned it to a friend, but he moved away.

45.I left it in my locker with last week's assignment.

46."I left it on your 机, デスク last Friday but its just not here and it was handwritten so I can't print it off again, took me ages!"

47.I left it in a hymn book in the choir loft, having used it to mark my solo.

48.I gave it to the substitute.

49.My printer broke and my disk is corrupted. Unfortunately my computer crashed this morning as well.

50.I left my homework on my 机, デスク at home. My dog got ahold of it and slobbered all over it. I didn’t want to bring it in with all those dog germs.

51.I dropped it in the toilet accidentally and it got flushed.

52.I have radon poisoning.

53.My notebook got stolen in the school cafeteria and it had all my work in it.

54.There's a virus in my printer.

55."Joe don't have his homework because our family just got a new paper shredder, and I just had to test it out, and I accidentally shredded Joe’s homework."

56.My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

57.Another student fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.

58.We had no 食 in the house. I can’t do homework on an empty stomach. Can you?

59.I left it in the back of the truck when we went deer hunting. One of the textbook's word problems offended me. I'm not supporting them によって doing any もっと見る of their problems.

60.Please excuse my son for doing so poorly on the test. The 時 he puts aside to do homework and studying every week was ロスト when the clocks "sprung forward" over the weekend.

61.I was at a rally last night.
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I KNEW あなた WERE IN TROUBLE によって Taylor Swift

{I Knew あなた Were Trouble}

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, あなた got me alone
You found me, あなた found me, あなた found me…
I guess あなた didn't care and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard, あなた took a step back
Without me, without me, without me…
And he's long gone when he's 次 to me
And I realize the blame is on me.

CHORUS
Cause I knew あなた were trouble when あなた walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d never been
so あなた put me down oh,
I knew あなた were trouble when あなた walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d...
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posted by nmdis
ROAR
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the ボート and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let あなた push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the 火災, 火
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me...
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posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal あなた for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, あなた say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how あなた make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til あなた can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right 次 to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If あなた want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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