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Funny または Not? (Joke)

A very rich man is throwing a party and he has a pool in the back garden and the most beautiful wife あなた have seen. In thw pool there is a crocadile. For a game the man says:
"Any one who can jump in that pool, swim to the other side, and come out alive will have the choice of £1,000,000 または my wife"
Everyone is nervous now, they all want the money but are scared. Then all of a sudden there is a huge splash and someone is going full speed across the pool. Sure enough he gets out alive on the other side. Stunned the rich man goes:
"Wow i didn't think anyone would do it. What do あなた want, the money または my wife?"
the man then replies:
"Neither, i want the bastard that pushed me!"
 teamian posted 1年以上前
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Bite_Me_Tender said:
yeah its pretty funny LOL!! did u make it up
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posted 1年以上前 
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no i was watching a film with my sister a 年 前 and she just told it me because there was a croc in the film, for some reason it just came back to me
teamian posted 1年以上前
thespikedturtle said:
.........fail.......
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posted 1年以上前 
Mrs-X said:
Well it didn't make me laugh, let's say it made me smile... But I think it is a good joke, we can imagine it well and the パンチ at the end was unexpected!
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posted 1年以上前 
ilovepenguins said:
It's kind of funny I guess
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posted 1年以上前 
friendsfan101 said:
It made me smile. It wasn't lol funny, but not a bad joke, either!
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posted 1年以上前 
ling15 said:
haha, its a pretty good joke.. keep it i that funny way ;)
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posted 1年以上前 
TeamSongz4eva said:
** sigh ** a chickn crossn the road sounds wayyy better
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posted 1年以上前 
peterslover said:
F U N N Y :D
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posted 1年以上前 
JadeEyes said:
it had me laughing...
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posted 1年以上前 
zombiestars said:
Funny but if that was me I would choose the money and kill that 雌犬 who push me in the wate:)
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posted 1年以上前 
XxiggyrawkxX1 said:
Not.
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posted 1年以上前 
samuraibond005 said:
Okay, I laughed. XD
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posted 1年以上前 
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