Funny または Not? (Joke)
A very rich man is throwing a party and he has a pool in the back garden and the most beautiful wife あなた have seen. In thw pool there is a crocadile. For a game the man says:
"Any one who can jump in that pool, swim to the other side, and come out alive will have the choice of £1,000,000 または my wife"
Everyone is nervous now, they all want the money but are scared. Then all of a sudden there is a huge splash and someone is going full speed across the pool. Sure enough he gets out alive on the other side. Stunned the rich man goes:
"Wow i didn't think anyone would do it. What do あなた want, the money または my wife?"
the man then replies:
"Neither, i want the bastard that pushed me!"