What was the most weirdest dream あなた ever had and why?

i have weird dreams ALL THE TIME!! it's so freaky!! this isn't one of the weirdest ones but the only one i can think of right now:
I was with 2 of my フレンズ and we were being chased によって a helicopter & in the helicopter was George Bush! it was strange! dreaming is fun, but sometimes あなた just wonder 'why in the world did I dream about THAT?' ya know? the most ランダム things come up in dreams, i swear!

Probably when i had a dream that my Social Studies teacher was a killer and he like kept on killing off the people in my class... but it didn't 表示する it, except when this one chick that i don't like that much got decapitated によって an ice スケート in the girls locker room. and i was about to get killed によって a phone... but then i woke up at like 2:30 in the morning! It was a rly weird dream!

Well, if あなた want to know about weird dreams, あなた lucky i answered. I'll give あなた a couple.
Okay one dream i had was where i was at the shopping center and a bunch of people who were from video games were there. My best friend Saria (from Zelda, ocarina of time) was talking to me when a giant worm started attacking the mall. Everyone was screaming and it picked us all up and put us in a ランダム cell block that was there. But they also put the security guard there, so he gave me and Sariah the keys and we crept out and started trying to hide from the worm, which was patrolling the aisles. So we ended up hiding in a cubby ouse for kids and planned something. Then wegot out and had to avoid the worm. Then, the worm was coming up my aisle and I ducked down beneath rack of clothes, in that pace between the clothes and the ground, and the worm, missed me, because it apperently couldn't smell us, so we ended hiding under there and then some giant bird came and ate the worm. and thats where my dream ended. =P

I usually have weird dream's,
i've been Alice Cullen,i've had オレンジ monkey's pull
my hair out,i had a dream i got married to Pavi Largo AND Luigi Largo,and i was at the mall walking around,looked
over the glass railing,and fell-wich made my spine break..

Well, I've had a lot of weird dreams. This is the one I remember most.
I was in my school としょうかん, ライブラリ and I start talking to the new librarian, only to realize she looks exactly like the main female character on my お気に入り 表示する (Criminal Intent obviously). She introduces herself and she has the same name too. I decide to point this out to her and she tells me that she doesn't watch TV so she has obviously never heard of the show. I turn around and the main guy from the 表示する is standing behind me, I ask who he is (eventhough I already know) and she says that he's her husband and introduces us. Of course he has the same name too (but like two 秒 earlier she'd told me she didn't know anyone によって that name). I decide to go jogging for some reason some really creepy nerdy kid keeps chasing me and telling me I look hot. So my jogging buddy (who happens to be the singer Reba) karate chops him. When I get home, Olivia from Fringe is living in my house and she gets really mad when she thinks I touched her collection of 虹 colored tampons? So anyway she blows my house up. Right before I wake up I'm negotiating rent with the librarian and her husband (or is it Eames and Goren, I'm not sure who they were at that point) because they 発言しました I could live with them until I find a new house. It was very confusing. In other dreams I've been married to Inuyasha, (also have been married to Goren in dreams) had dead bodies buried under my school and dreamed my creepy former driver's ed teacher was really the Gravedigger from the 表示する Bones. I've also dreamed I was a Sim being chased によって bigfoot. Weird enough for あなた (I hope I don't seem like a freak because I think my dreams take the cake for bizarre) oh I forgot the one where Mark Harmon was a priest.