上, ページのトップへ 5 Weird things about you.୧⍢⃝୨

LET'S GET THIS 表示する ON THE ROAD BEFORE I GET TOO INTOXICATED~

1. PEOPLE SAY IT'S WEIRD THAT I HAVE THE バッジ LOCK KEY AS MY WIFE BUT HONESTLY I THINK IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE! TRUST ME, THEY WOULD'VE NAMED IT THE LGBTCLK (Caps-Lock Key), BUT THAT WOULD'VE SOUNDED STUPID.

2. MY LORD AND SAVIOR IS A DAMN SPINDA. AND I TAKE PRIDE IN THAT SHIT MAN, あなた CAN'T SAY YOU'VE LIVED UNTIL あなた WORSHIP A POKEMON.

3. あなた WANT WEIRD STUFF, THEN GET A LOAD A THIS SHIT! ONE TIME I WAS AT A PARTY AND THIS WEIRDO ASKED ME IF HE WANTED TO INSPECT HIS WALLET AND I LET HIM FOR SOME REASON.

YO, BEER'LL MAKE YA DO SOME WEIRD STUFF, MATE.

4. Stop, and listen to the air around you. ....Do あなた hear it?

IT'S THE SOUND OF ME STUBBING MY F**KING TOE OH SWEET MERCIFUL LORD OF LARD!

5. AND FEHNALLY, THIS DRAWING BELOW IS THE BEST I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. I KNOW IT'S AMAZING, BUT IT'S ALSO WEIRD HOW I WON AN ART CONTEST WITH THIS SHIT! I'M SO HAPPY, THOSE FIRST-GRADERS GOT SCHOOLED! :D

THIS HAS BEEN THE DRUNKEN UNCLE, PEACE! <3

1. I hate ピーナッツ and 落花生, ピーナッツ butter, refuse to eat them BUT I do like Reese 落花生, ピーナッツ バター Cups.
2. I 愛 読書 ファン fiction, especially if it's either Harry Potter または Teen 狼, オオカミ and it must be Harry/Draco または Stiles/Derek.
3. It makes me incredibly angry when people trash talk the LGBTQ Community.
4. I really want to expericence the Paranormal. I've never seen a ghost in my life and I just really want to.
5. I 愛 listening to scary stories whether they are true または fake. They don't scare me, not really, I just 愛 listening to them.

1) When I was born, there were legit four funnel clouds surrounding the hospital, または so I'm told. It was a great sign in terms of my culture, but my mother is still terrified of storms and it was a near state of emergency so I was almost born in a hallway.

2) I live on an Indian Reservation! Whoop. I actually live here because I'm Native American! If that isn't odd, right?

3) I like to slather 落花生, ピーナッツ バター sensually on pickles and bite into them with great fervor. I 愛 落花生, ピーナッツ バター on pickles.

4) I'm not sure true romantic 愛 exists, and I find very few people truly attractive. I have no problem finding several men aesthetically pleasing, and the confusion is, that I can find women incredibly appealing as well. 😱 Confusion is, I don't think I can actually see myself in an actual relationship with a woman, like ever, because I adore the male physique much もっと見る than the woman's. So stands the question, am I truly bisexual? 😐 または do I just have great low key appreciation for beauty? あなた decide. 💞

5) I read やおい on the daily. Like dymn! 😍😘😉

Sorry! Couldn't really come up with anything weirder than these except maybe it feels better to the left??? ;D Peace!

I like listening to 音楽 in reverse

I hate cheese

I sometimes accidentally daydream out loud

I have to be on the right side (not the left) no matter what

I am afraid of automatic toilets

1. i say ランダム things
2. i dont like the bad words, but i think them in my head :/
3. im 13 and i still play with バービー ドール :/
4. I hiss and growl at boys at school
5. i freak out cuz of a little bug

1. When I get obsessed with something, I take it to extreme levels. (that's rather obvious, I'd say)

2. I truly do feel that Mephisto is my true love.

3. I have a leg fetish and a hand fetish. (in fact, Mephisto's legs and hands are perfect. ;-;)

4. I don't ship Amaimon and Mephisto because that's incest and it wouldn't even work out, but I 愛 読書 やおい mangas of them and seeing ファン art of it.

5. I'm scared of whales and trains.

And here's a weird picture since they were supposed to be weird facts.

1. I don't like salad.
2. I'm straight, but sometimes I watch gay porn.
3. I'm bipolar (sometimes I'm nice and sometimes I'm mean, but only if it's necessary)
4. I'm 14 and I still like Hi-5.
5. I ship yuri and yaoi.

I don't think some people understand what being weird is honestly.

1. I tend to do alot of interesting things when I am tired. Such constantly babbling 質問 about subjects and making unique expressions randomly sometimes.

2.Sometimes I'll be very exaggerated when I do normal things. Like waking up,going to sleep または other things.

3.I guess あなた can say I have unique viewpoints of the world.

4.I guess my sexual fetishes could be perceived as being weird.

5.I can be confident and awkward at the same time doing certain scenarios.

1- I genuinely 愛 terrible things. (My Immortal, the "best" ファン fiction ever written)
2- I stumble over my words when I speak slowly, but when I rap quickly, I speak perfectly.
3- I slur my words too much, because my mouth works faster than my brain.
4- I live off of sunflower seeds and almonds.
5- I have thousands of pieces of Bob's Burgers ファン art on my Everalbum account.

1. i was born on the north pole
2. i was adopted and raised によって 狼男 until age 7
3. one time i stared at the sun for 15 分 and something amazing happened
4. i have 与えられた birth before (to a kidney stone 4 years ago...)
5. aliens run the government