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I am here to insult あなた あなた maggot. あなた are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. あなた were not born. あなた were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. あなた didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected によって an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned あなた at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
I give あなた another long flame. あなた are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with もっと見る sense than あなた have. あなた are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, あなた top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. あなた are Satan's spawn. あなた are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. あなた are the entropy which will claim us all. あなた are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. あなた make Ebola look good.
Finally the moment we have all been waiting for the flame of the day. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid あなた are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that あなた have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer 日 on Mercury stupid. あなた emit もっと見る stupid in one 分 than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature.

あなた freak of nature, go kill ur self.

Go step on a lego.

To compare あなた to a virus would be an insult to the virus.

Were あなた born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen?

I heard they're selling lives at the store, あなた should go get one.

Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction.

Okay. This is like a license to kill, sort of thing, right?

In all of the world, I have never seen someone with such crooked teeth as yours. If あなた want to fix them, well, here's a shovel... go ahead, don't be afraid.

If ugly became a fashion statement, you'd be the best fashion statement ever!

*sigh* that's it... I'm not very skilled at insulting others.

あなた filthy Mudblood! あなた starvelling, あなた eel-skin, あなた dried neat’s-tongue, あなた bull’s-pizzle, あなた stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, あなた sheath, あなた bow-case, あなた vile standing tuck! That トランク of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with プリン in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this 一覧 doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you. The Village just called. They 発言しました they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours. If あなた ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would あなた say when あなた got there? Wow, あなた looked a lot hotter from a distance! あなた must be the arithmetic man -- あなた add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. あなた occasionally stumble over the truth, but あなた quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.