First あなた must make sure all of your パンケーキ with syrup traps are in order. 次 あなた must run to your room and grab your piggybank off your キノコ stand. Make sure the piggybank is equipped with a whip and a small アヒル, 鴨 needs to be placed inside of the piggy. I hope your following! 次 あなた must run around your house 歌う the teletubbie theme song backwards. This will open a portal to ancient Egypt. Don't take it. Instead take a stroll down town. によって three apples and a churro at a 食 stand. Enjoy 発言しました apples and churro. Sprint home. On your way あなた see a Nokia sitting on the sidewalk. Call the number that's on the screen. It will ask あなた if あなた want to buy bottled sand. Your answer must be "I will be asking あなた the questions, あなた child of Satan!" 次 a gypsy will come out of an alley. Give him the piggybank and continue on. Reach your home. Fight the Spinx that is now in your yard because あなた left the portal open to long. The Spinx will be reduced to sand. Go inside and wash your hands in the sink and realize the genital was sitting 次 to the sink. Place genital back in genital sink holder where it goes. And lay off the crack!