Just now. I was in Goodwill, buying new dress shirts because I don't have nearly enough with stripes on them. (Most all of my dress shirts are striped...) But あなた know, they're normal dress shirts. Anyway, we were in the checkout, the lady was annoying as crap anyway. But what really pissed me off was right after we were done. "I noticed that all of these are maternity. Does that mean...?" ಠ_ಠ None of them are maternity... It was so freaking weird.
I've had a lot of weird stuff happen, but in the context of yours, try wanting to introduce your dad to Sons of Anarchy...only the two episodes あなた accidentally pick, a) have the characters repeatedly saying p*ssy b)introduceChucky, a character who has a disease where in chronically plays with his junk.