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jokes! everyone tell jokes in this 質問 so that everyone have fun in 読書 them. post jokes. n i'll give 1 リスペクト to everyone.

 cooluk posted 1年以上前
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monLOVEbrucas said:
Give me two リスペクト :) i promise i wont tell anyone :D lol

How do あなた make a blonde laugh on saturday? .... tell her the joke on wedensday x]

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posted 1年以上前 
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*holds hand on mouth* *face turns red* *holding in the giggles* NICE, こんにちは what do あなた get when あなた find a dead blonde in your closet?
bubble_babe posted 1年以上前
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me mean. k.
cooluk posted 1年以上前
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こんにちは i cant help being mean
cooluk posted 1年以上前
Bella_Swan3 said:
A rabbit and a くま, クマ each get three wishes.

Bear: I wish I was the most handsome くま, クマ in the forest!

Rabbit: I wish I had a motorbike!

Bear: I wish i was the most handsome くま, クマ in the world!

Rabbit: I wish I had a motorbike helmet!

Bear: I wish I was the only male くま, クマ in the world!

Rabbit: Ehh...I've already got everything I want, so... I WISH MR くま, クマ WAS GAY!!!
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posted 1年以上前 
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haha thats a good one =]
demon_wolf posted 1年以上前
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LMFAO!
bubble_babe posted 1年以上前
TOTALIzzyluver said:
How do あなた wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face!
(get it poke-her face?)

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posted 1年以上前 
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nice one. lols.
cooluk posted 1年以上前
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man u ストール, 盗んだ mine
dramalyric posted 1年以上前
twilightGGlost said:
What do あなた get when u cut 200 bras in half???




400 yaulmukas (the little hats Jewish ppl wear) with chin straps



idk if its funny but my friend told it to me lmao
i put the picture just in case ppl dont know what im talking about lmao

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 What do あなた get when u cut 200 bras in half??? 400 yaulmukas (the little hats Jewish ppl wear) with chin straps idk if its funny but my friend told it to me lmao i put the picture just in case ppl dont know what im talking about lmao
posted 1年以上前 
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lol!
monLOVEbrucas posted 1年以上前
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haha lols. nice one
cooluk posted 1年以上前
lollipopszx3 said:
How do あなた put 5 Venusaurs, 7 Blastoises, and 9 Charizards in a truck?
Pokemon (Pok-em-on)
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posted 1年以上前 
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lols
cooluk posted 1年以上前
AlexSelenaRules said:
This are cheezey
Why didn't the skeleton クロス the road?
Cuz it didn't have the guts

What did the baby digatil clock say to it's mother?
Look mom!no hands!
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posted 1年以上前 
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Like it lmao
twilightGGlost posted 1年以上前
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lols. hahha. nice one
cooluk posted 1年以上前
bubble_babe said:
Whats a ネコ fav color?

Purrr-ple

XD, lol that was bad, uh, damn (if anyone did this i'm sorry)
Ok theirs this boy and his dad, and the boys trying to learn his name.
he gose to school the 次 day. Teacher asks 'Whats your name?'
he says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see, i'll kick your but from 木, ツリー to tree.' so he got in trouble and he had to go see the princble. princble asks 'whats your name'
he says 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your but from 木, ツリー to tree'.
the school the suws him, later on the juge asks him 'Whats your name'
and, あなた gessed it, the boy 発言しました 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your butt from 木, ツリー to tree.' so they killed the boy.
down in hell the devil comes up and says 'Whats your name?'
the boy says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see i'll kick your but from 木, ツリー to tree.' the devil smiled and said
'I no that game, 'i'm the DEVIL UNDER GROUND...I'LL BURN YOUR BUT ROWN!' Hey!' :)
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posted 1年以上前 
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lol that was funny, i was like wtf lol at the killling part :P ランダム but not bad x]
monLOVEbrucas posted 1年以上前
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hahhah. that is funny. good jjoke. i loved it
cooluk posted 1年以上前
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i dont get it...
The-Stig posted 1年以上前
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Yeah I dont get it either, I know あなた wrote this like 3 months 前 but can あなた please explain it? lol sorry
moo000 posted 1年以上前
ClonedPickle said:
Why would did the fat man eat a lamp?
He wanted a light snack. :)
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hahha
cooluk posted 1年以上前
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heehee
twilightGGlost posted 1年以上前
dustfinger said:
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2 but the real 質問 is how do あなた get them in the lightbulb
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nice one. lols
cooluk posted 1年以上前
scarlet009 said:
son; dad a boy calls me gay in school

dad; y dont u beat him and shout at him??

son; dad but he is so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

how was it tell me
n a want a prop...............;-)
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posted 1年以上前 
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this is killer awesome. hahhaha. bcoz hes so cute. lols. yea i'll give 2 props.
cooluk posted 1年以上前
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thts real funny :)
The-Stig posted 1年以上前
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LMFAO
bubble_babe posted 1年以上前
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hahaha
scarlet009 posted 1年以上前
Grapejuice said:
I read this in a magazine, its so funny...

A man is planning a trip down south to celebrate he and his wife's anniversary (i spelled that wrong)at the hotel they had their honeymoon. He goes there and plans the reservations a 日 early.
Then he e-mails his wife that it's ready. But, he gets the address wrong and sends it to a recently widowed women. The 次 day, the widow's son finds his wife fainted in front of the computer, and sees this e'mail on screen:

My darling wife. I've finally arrived. I've got it planned for あなた to come tomorrow. I hope your trip down here is as pleasent as mine was.

PS. It's hot! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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man this is killer. awesome. hhaaahahahah. good one
cooluk posted 1年以上前
The-Stig said:
A man walked in to a bar. ouch.
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OMG I know Right!
bubble_babe posted 1年以上前
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lol
The-Stig posted 1年以上前
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an oldie, but a goodie. 愛 it =D
moo000 posted 1年以上前
demon_wolf said:
there are 3 scientists and the are in a temple, in the temple there are 3 doors the 1st scientist Bill walks up to the door on the door is a water symbol, Bill walks through the door and he hears a voice say "whoever enters this room will die によって water." Bill shrugs it off and keeps going 2 find treasures.
The 2nd scientist Jack walks up 2 a door and on the door is a symbol of fire.us Jack walks through the door and a voice says "whoever enters this room will die によって fire." Jack shrugs it off and goes to find treasures.
The 3rd scientist Alex goes over 2 the last door but the symbol on the door is scratched off. Alex walks through the door and hears a voice say "whoever enter this room will die によって ekkkkkkkkk.*scratching noise*" Alex keeps walking to find treasures.
30 years later.......
Bill is on his yacht and it sinks and he drowns, Jack is in his house sitting によって his fireplace when his house burns down. Alex knows he is 次 but does not know how, so he gets together a bunch of people 2 protect him. he is in his room when over the walkie talkie some says "there is a giant ekkkkkk *scraching noise*" Through the door comes a giant floating coffinALEX starts throwing pillows,blankets,books, a lamp his click, vut it still keeps coming. he gets up and runs to his bathroom and shuts the door but it smashes threw. he then throws soap, shampoo, clothes, razer, asprin, pain pills, cough drops and all of a sudden it stopped.us do あなた know why?

Cuz cough drops stop the coffin.... lol (get it cough drops stop the coughing)
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posted 1年以上前 
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NICE!
bubble_babe posted 1年以上前
the_bunkster said:
Why did the scarecrow get a medal??

Coz he was outstanding in his field!!

LOL, my grandpa told me that one
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posted 1年以上前 
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he he he
moo000 posted 1年以上前
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LMAO!
taisa posted 1年以上前
Gracie1995 said:
okay so this is from My Best Friend's Girl:
A Priest and a Rabbi are standing against a a ウォール and a little choir boy walks によって and bends over to tie his shoe and the priest says to the Rabbi "Man, I'd like to screw him" and the Rabbi says "Screw him outta what?"
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CULLEN-HALE said:
whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 HOs!!
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hahah nice one
dsgt5 posted 1年以上前
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ROFLMAO! omg! nice one ! LOL..
taisa posted 1年以上前
tooch said:
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.

LOL. I 愛 these jokes.
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LMAO!
taisa posted 1年以上前
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